Trump's "High-Tech Wall" Means "Not Actual Wall"

DONALD TRUMP, FOR AS LONG AS HE'S BEEN RUNNING, HAS TOLD US
THERE WILL BE A BIG WALL, GREAT WALL, IT WILL BE BIGLY.
LET ME QUOTE DONALD TRUMP FOR YOU, HE SAID THERE WILL BE --
HE DID NOT STUTTER, THAT WAS CLEAR AS COULD BE, HE
APPROPRIATED SOME MONEY TO GO IN THE DIRECTION AND WELL
PROGRESSIVES ARE UPSET, THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR HIM AND
WANTED THAT WALL WERE ECSTATIC, EXCEPT SOME THAT LIVE IN THAT
AREA, WE DID A STORY ABOUT THAT RECENTLY, IT TURNS OUT THAT
ALMOST ALL VOTED FOR TRUMP AND FOUND OUT THE WALL IS GOING
THROUGH THEIR PROPERTY, NOW THEY ARE ANGRY.
OOPS.
IN FACT, SOME
OF THEM MIGHT BE LIVING ON THE MEXICAN SIDE.
DOUBLE OOPS.
DON'T
WORRY TOO MUCH, IT TURNS OUT HE MIGHT NOT HAVE MEANT IT.
WE GO
TO HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY JOHN KELLY, HE SINGS A SLIGHTLY
DIFFERENT TUNE NOW THAT THEY ARE GOING TO TRY TO IMPLEMENT THE
WALL.
HE SAYS --
OH, SO IT'S NO LONGER A PHYSICAL, TALL WALL, IT'S A
THEME, A THEME OF A WALL.
SOME PARTS WILL BE A WALL A LITTLE
BIT, SOME PARTS WILL BE OFFENSE, WHICH BY THE WAY IS EXACTLY WHAT
HILLARY CLINTON WAS SAYING, AND A LOT OF PROGRESSIVES CRITICIZED
HER FOR THAT, BUT YOU SAY TOMATO, I SAY TO-MAH-TO, ALL OF
A SUDDEN TRUMP ALSO SAYS TO-MAH-TO, SOME PARTS WILL BE
OFFENSE.
BUT MY FAVORITE PART, SOME PARTS WILL BE HIGH-TECH
FENCING.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN OFFENSE WITH A LOT OF GADGETS ON
IT, IT MEANS THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING THERE.
THEY WILL SAY WE
ARE MONITORING IT WITH CAMERAS AND DRONES AND SENSORS AND WE
WILL CALL THAT KIND OF A FENCE, WE WILL CALL IT A HIGH-TECH
FENCE.
IN OTHER WORDS, NOT A FENCE, AND DEFINITELY NOT A
WALL.
MORE FROM JOHN KELLY --
IN OTHER WORDS, IT AIN'T GONNA VIA WALL.
IF YOU VOTED FOR
TRUMP THINKING HE WOULD BUILD A WALL, BASICALLY HE JUST CAME OUT
AND TOLD YOU, HA HA, WE ARE MESSING WITH YOU.
ALL HIS
LIBERALS WHO TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE TOO HARD TO BUILD A PHYSICAL
WALL, THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
NOW HIS SECRETARY OF HOMELAND
SECURITY IS SAYING OF COURSE THEY WERE RIGHT, OF COURSE WE
AREN'T GOING TO BUILD A WHOLE WALL.
PROGRESSIVES WERE RIGHT
ALL ALONG, WE WON'T BUILD ANYTHING THERE, WE WILL JUST
CALL IT A HIGH-TECH TECHNOLOGY MONITORING, WHICH IS KIND OF
LIKE A FENCE, BUT DEFINITELY NOT A WALL.
AH HA.
YET ANOTHER
BROKEN PROMISE FROM DONALD TRUMP, AND IF THEY EVER GET TO
PUTTING UP THEIR FENCE OR LACK THEREOF, WE WILL SHOW YOU
THAT THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A WALL AND DONALD TRUMP WAS
PULLING YOUR LEG THE ENTIRE TIME, HE WAS LYING TO YOU, HE
KNEW IT.
HE THINKS YOU ARE A SUCKER, JUST TELL PEOPLE WHAT
THEY WANT TO HEAR AND YOU WILL GET THEIR VOTE AND SCAM THEM ONE
WAY OR ANOTHER, AND AT THE END OF THE DAY WHEN THE TIME THEY
FOUND OUT THEY HAVE BEEN SCAMMED, IT'S TOO LATE.

Trump's "High-Tech Wall" Means "Not Actual Wall"

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