Weekend Update: Cecilia Gimenez on Cristiano Ronaldo Bust

>> LAST WEEK AN AIRPORT UNVEILED A BUS THAT A SOCCER PLAYER WHO
LOOKS LIKE THIS, BUT THE STATUE CAME OUT LIKE THIS.
THE ARTIST IS A JESUS FANATIC. HELLO, CECILIA.
DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE SCULPTURE.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. >> PEOPLE LOVE YOUR JESUS
PARTICIPATING AND IT'S A HUGE TOURIST ATTRACTION.
>> JESUS IMPRESSED ME AT NIGHT HE COMES TO ME AND LOOKS UPON ME
WITH HIS KIND DARK SNAKE EYES AND SAID -- AND I THANK JESUS
FOR EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE AND HE SAID TO ME -- IT WORKS OUT
FOR YOU, KIND OF. IT WORKED OUT FOR YOU SO IT CAN
WORK OUT ON THE SCULPTURE. >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL ART.
WOW. THE FIRST QUESTION ANY GREAT
SCULPTURE MUST ASK ABOUT HIS SUBJECT IS WHY WOULD HE LOCK
LIKE IF HE HAD A STROKE. HE HAD THE STROKE WHILE SAYING
CHEESE. LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT HIS EYES. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.
THEY WANT TO BE TOGETHER. THEY ARE LIKE A LITTLE LESBIAN
TEENAGERS AT A SLEEP OVER TRYING TO PUSH THEIR BEDS TOGETHER IN
THE NIGHT. PERFECT.
LOOK AT THIS. IT'S LIKE THEY TAKE MY BEAUTIFUL
FACE AND PUT IT THROUGH A SNAP CHAT FILTER WHERE THE FEATURES
ARE TWISTED AND SUCKED INTO THE NOSE.
>> DO YOU REALLY -- THANK YOU. DO YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE THIS
LOOKS ANYTHING LIKE REYNALDO? >> OF COURSE IT DOES.
IT'S PERFECT. IT'S THE SPITTING IMAGE OF
REYNALDO AND THAT'S WHY SO MANY PEOPLE SPIT ON IT.
LOOK AT THE GORGEOUS SMILE. THAT'S A SMILE THAT SAYS I GOT A
FISH IN MY MOUTH AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP IT IN THERE.
AND JUST TO SHOW SOCCER IS NOT JUST FOR BOYS, THEY MAKE THE
NECK OUT OF A VAGINA. >> YES, YES, I SEE HOW YOU MIGHT
LIKE THIS, BUT I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF SOCCER FANS OUT THERE WHO
THINK IT'S PRETTY BAD. >> WHY?
THIS IS A PERFECT IMAGE OF REYNALDO PLAYING FOOTBALL.
SEE HOW THE ARTIST CAPTURES HIS LOOK WHEN THE BALL HIT HIM IN
THE FACE? >> YOU THINK IT'S AT AN AIRPORT
AND YOU THINK THEY WANT TO SEE IT?
YOU ARE SO SAD. YOU WANT TO SEE A FRIENDLY FACE
OF A MAN WHO PETS A BUNNY SO MUCH IT DIES.
OH, MY GOD. WOW.
>> WHAT IS YOUR NEXT PROJECT? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE WORKING
ON? >> NBC HAS COMMISSIONED A STATUE
FOR YOU FOR OUTSIDE AND GUESS WHO THEY HIRED TO DO IT?
>> WHO DID THEY HIRE? >> ME.
>> I COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT. YOU ARE DOING A STATUE OF ME.
>> I ALL RIGHT DID IT. LOOK AT THIS.
>> CECILIA JIMENEZ, EVERYONE.

Weekend Update: Cecilia Gimenez on Cristiano Ronaldo Bust - SNL

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