When Mom's Asleep And You NEED A Happy Meal...

AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD OHIO BOY HAD THE MUNCHIES, NOT FROM
DOING ANYTHING ILLEGAL, HE JUST REALLY WANTED A BURGER FROM
MCDONALD'S AND SO HE DECIDED TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL AND
DRIVE HIMSELF AND HIS LITTLE SISTER TO MCDONALD'S TO GET
A CHEESEBURGER THAT IT IS AMAZING.
OFFICER JACOB KOHLER TOLD FOX8 THAT THE KIDS DECIDED TO LEAVE
AFTER THEIR MOTHER HAD FALLEN TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH THAT
WITNESSES LATER SAW THE BOY DRIVING HIS FATHER'S WORK VAN, A
VAN, AND CALLED THE POLICE THAT HIS DAD SHOWED UP, HE WAS
EXHAUSTED AND SO HE GOES TO SLEEP FIRST AND THEN THEY WAIT
FOR THE MOM TO GO TO SLEEP AND THEN THEY MAKE THEIR WAY TO
MCDONALD'S.
HERE'S THE AMAZING PART THAT THE BOY DROVE ABOUT A MILE FROM
HIS HOME WITH HIS LITTLE SISTER IN THE BACK OF THE VAN THAT HE
DROVE THROUGH FOUR INTERSECTIONS AND OVER RAILROAD TRACKS.
THE BOY OBEYED ALL TRAFFIC LAWS AND DROVE THE SPEED LIMIT.
LOTS OF MIRACULOUS THINGS HERE.
NOT ONLY DID HE OPERATE THE VEHICLE APPROPRIATELY AND
FOLLOW ALL THE LAWS NECESSARY TO DO SO, HE ALSO KNEW HOW TO
GET TO MCDONALD'S.
THAT WAS THE THING THAT GOT ME THE MOST THAT
WHO KNOWS EIGHT YEARS OLD HOW TO GET AROUND?
I WAS LIKE, HIS FEET REACH THE PEDALS.
IN A VAN THAT
IS ACTUALLY AMAZING.
HOPING TO GO TO SOUTH KOREA THAT THAT THE REFERENCE TO ELDER
STORY, SORRY.
I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW HE FIT.
HOW BIG ARE-YEAR-OLD?
THIS ONE IS AMAZING.
APPARENTLY HE TOLD THE COP THAT HE LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE ON
YOUTUBE AND YOUTUBE CAN TEACH YOU ANYTHING.
I LEARNED ALL SORTS OF TECHNICAL STUFF RELATED TO THE NEWS
ON YOUTUBE.
HOW DO EDITING AND ALL THAT.
YOUTUBE IS AMAZING.
ANYWAY, I DO WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS LOCAL NEWS REPORT, AT
LEAST A SNIPPET OF IT.
IT'S FROM WK BN.
A LOCAL AFFILIATE AND WE WILL HAVE THE LINK TO THE FULL
STORY BELOW IN THE DESCRIPTION BOX BUT HERE'S A SNIPPING
GIVING YOU MORE CONTEXT OF THE STORY.
THE KID WAS READY FOR HIS PRIZE AND EAGER TO TAKE OFF
THAT FAMILIAR YELLOW WRAPPER WHICH WOULD UNCOVER A
CHEESEBURGER THAT
WHENEVER HE PULLED UP TO THE FIRST WINDOW, EMPLOYEES
ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE BEING PRINTED THAT THE PARENTS
WERE NOT IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, THEY WERE AT HOME.
THE VEHICLE WAS SURROUNDED BY ADULTS IN THE MCDONALD'S PARKING
LOT AND THE BOY WAS CRYING WHEN PATROLMAN KOHLER STARTED
TALKING TO THEM, REALIZING YOU MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE GOT
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS ALSO AMAZING?
THAT HE PUT HIS SISTER IN THE BACKSEAT THAT SHE WASN'T IN
THE PASSENGER SIDE.
HE KNEW THAT SHE, AS A MOM, I'M LIKE THAT KID IS SMART, BUT
YOU TERRIBLE DRIVERS IN CALIFORNIA.
AND EIGHT-YEAR-OLD JOHNSON A VAN WITH HIS LITTLE SISTER,
MADE IT THROUGH A DRIVE-THROUGH WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT
YOUR, OBEYED ALL THE RULES.
PLEASE.
ISN'T THAT AMAZING?
GO TO YOUTUBE.
I WOULD BE TERRIFIED IF I WERE HIS PARENTS AND.
NOT ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS ONE INCIDENT, BUT BECAUSE HE IS
SO INCREDIBLY SMART FOR AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD.
HE WOULD OUTSMART ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF STRUGGLE HE IS GOING TO GET INTO
DUCK WHAT SHE IS GOING TO FLY A PLANE BY THE TIME HE IS 12.
CRISES ON THE TRACK.
IT'S ON THIS LIKE THAT MOVIE WITH CHRIS EVANS IS COMING OUT.
I STATED THE CEILING FOR THREE HOURS AS MY CHILD WAS DOING
CALCULUS ON THE WALL.
IT'S AMAZING.
IMAGINE IF YOU WERE TO MCDONALD'S, BECAUSE IT
WOULDN'T BE, YOU PULL TO THE DRIVE-THROUGH, AND YOU HEAR
OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER A KIDS VOICE AND YOU WOULD PROBABLY
THINK, MOM IS LETTING THE KID ORDERED THAT AND THEN LIKE
IMAGINE YOU HAVE YOUR HAPPY MEAL AND YOU TURN TO THE WINDOW AND
IT IS JUST AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD KID JUST LIKE THINK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU LIKE IS THAT A LITTLE PERSON?
KNOW, THAT IS A KID.
AND THE KID IS PROBABLY SMART ENOUGH OR THEY WOULD BE
LIKE HER YOU A CHILD?
AND THE KID WOULD GO HOW DARE YOU SIR.
HOW FAR WOULD YOU GUYS GO TO APPEASE THE MUNCHIES?
YOU HAVE A CRAVING FOR SOMETHING, HOW FAR WOULD
YOU BE WILLING TO GO FOR?
I WAS AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD TO MCDONALD'S THAT
SAME THAT
ESPECIALLY THAT ONCE I WOULD JUST JOB IN THE BACKSEAT
AND SAY YOU'VE GOT IT, BOB THAT LET'S GO.
OH MY GOD, I REMEMBER IN COLLEGE, I WAS THE DRIVER.
I WAS SOBER, BUT NO ONE ELSE IN THE CAR WAS AND WE WENT TO
JACK-IN-THE-BOX AND THERE ARE TWO ENTRANCES TO JACK-IN-THE-BOX
AND THEY WERE LIKE, GET IN LINE NOW, SOMEONE IS COMING.
SO I BACKED IN, I WENT BACKWARD BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WOULD
HAVE TO MAKE A U-TURN AND SOMEONE CAN FRONT OF US SO
I BACKED INTO THE DRIVE-THROUGH AND WENT THROUGH IT BACKWARDS.
OH MY GOD THAT
I DID IT.
AND I DIDN'T GET A TICKET FOR IT THAT THEY WERE REALLY ANGRY
WITH ME THOUGH THAT
THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WERE ALSO UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF
SOMETHING WHEN HE DID REQUEST A
KNOW, BECAUSE I WOULDN'T DO THAT THAT
HE WAS UNDER A WORSE INFLUENCE, PETER PRESSURE.
TERRIFIED OF LAWS BUT ALSO SUSCEPTIBLE TO APPEAR
PRESSURE ENOUGH OF THIS TO CAME TOGETHER.
I JUST HAVE TO SAY IS A READY AND BECAUSE FLORIDA AND
OHIO ARE ALWAYS BATTLING IT OUT FOR THE HEADLINES THAT
ARE THEY?
LIKE FLORIDA USUALLY BEATS THAT RAISE.
OHIO JUST GOT ANOTHER POINT ON
THAT ONE.

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