Zosia Mamet Recommends Aura Photography

WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW"."
LESION, MY NEXT GUEST IS WRAPPING UP HER FINAL SEASON AS
SHOSHANNA SHAPIRO ON "GIRLS."
>> HOARE YOU!
>> HI!
OKAY, OKAY, SHE'S SO SWEET, SHE COULDN'T BE NICER.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO TOTALLY LOVE HER EXCEPT FOR THE TIMES YOU
ACTUALLY HATE HER BECAUSE SHE NEVER TURNS OFF.
>> HELLO!
>> HI!
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, ZOSIA MAMET.
>> WOW!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, MAN!
>> Stephen: THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SPRINGTIME OUTFIT.
>> I FELT LIKE I WAS IN "THE LION KING" OR SOMETHING.
THAT WAS REAL-- THAT WAS AWESOME.
WHAT AN ENTRANCE!
SIMBA IS BACK THERE.
HI, SIMBA.
>> Stephen: I LOVE THAT OUTFIT.
>> THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: IT HAS SORT OF LIKE A CAPE ON THE BACK OR
SOMETHING.
>> IT DOES.
IT HAS A TOTAL CAPE, NOT A SORT OF CAPE.
IT'S A FULL-ON CAPE.
>> Stephen: YOU LOOK LIKE A SUPER HERO WHOSE POWER IS MAKING
SPRING COME.
>> YES.
I'M A SUPER TULIP.
>> Stephen: WELL, NICE TO SEE YOU.
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN ABOUT A YEAR.
>> IT WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT EXACTLY A YEAR THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE.
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> I'M BEEN GOOD.
I GOT MARRIED.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> YOU KNOW, MINOR-- MINOR THING.
>> Stephen: WERE YOU ENGAGED LAST TIME?
>> I WAS SECRETLY ENGAGED.
>> Stephen: "SECRETLY ENGAGED?"
>> I WAS ENGAGED.
MY FIANCE KNEW.
SO IT WASN'T A SECRET TO HIM YOU.
>> Stephen: NEVER KNOW.
>> WE KNEW BUT WE JUST SORT OF WANTED IT TO BE OUR THING --
>> Stephen: DID YOUR FAMILIES KNOW?
>> OUR FAMILIES KNEW, YES.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW BUT YOU HAPPENED TO-- I REMEMBER THIS WHEN THEY
ASKED ME TO COME BACK ON, RIGHT AFTER THE DID THE SHOW LAST
YEAR, I WENT DIRECTLY FROM OUR TAPING TO THE PLACE I GOT MY
WEDDING DRESS, AND I BOUGHT MY WEDDING DRESS THAT NIGHT.
>> Stephen: REALLY, FROM HERE YOU WENT TO THE WEDDING DRESS?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WOW.
THEY COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO BETTER THAN THAT?
>> THIS IS MY WEDDING DRESS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: AT YOUR WEDDING DURK HAVE ANYTHING SPECIAL?
OBVIOUSLY A WEDDING IS A VERY SPERNL DAY, BUT THESE DAYS
PEOPLE DO FUN THINGS AT THE WEDDING.
DID YOU HAVE, LIKE, A LUGE FOR THE GUESTS OR JUMP CASTLE OR
ANYTHING LIKE THAT PEOPLE MAKE-- IT'S MORE FUN THAN WEDDINGS WHEN
WE WERE KIDS.
>> THE LUGE WAS BOOKED THAT DAY SO WE DIDN'T GET THAT.
BUT I HAVE MY FRIEND WHO SHOULD AN AURA PHOTOGRAPHER COME --
>> Stephen: WHAT IS AN AURA PHOTOGRAPHER?
>> SHE TAKES PHOTOS OF YOUR AURA.
>> Stephen: I GOT THAT MUCH.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> NOW I SOUND LIKE A CRAZY HIPPIE.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S LIKE A PHOTO OF YOU, EXCEPT YOUR AURA IS IN THE PHOTOGRAPHER
AND HER COMPANY IS CALLED "RADIANT HUMAN."
AND SHE DOES, LIKE, REAL COOL FASHION PARTIES AND STUFF, AND I
BEGGED HER TO COME TO MOI NERDY WEDDING.
AND SHE SAID YES.
>> Stephen: HOW DOES IT WORK, THOUGH?
HOW DOES A CAMERA-- >> IT'S CRAZY.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU TALKING LIKE A SPIRITUAL AURA.
>> THERE, LIKE, 100 OF THESE IN THE WORLD.
AND SHE WAS BROUGHT UP ON A COMMUNE, SO HER HIPPIE
GRANDPARENTS TAUGHT HER ABOUT THIS.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A SCI-FI MOVIE.
THERE ARE THESE TWO BIG BLUE THINGS THAT YOU PUT YOUR HANDS
ON, AND THEY'RE CONNECTED TO THE CAMERA.
AND YOUR AURA IS PROBABLY-- YOU SEEM LIKE AN ORANGE, MAYBE.
>> Stephen: IS THAT A-- WAIT, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD
ONE.
>> I'M LIKE AN INDIGO-- THERE ARE NO BAD.
YOU CAN'T BE -- >> Stephen: THERE ARE NO BAD
AURAS.
>> NO BAD, ALL GOOD.
THEY'RE WONDERFUL.
>> Stephen: WHAT DOES ORANGE MEAN?
>> I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER.
>> Stephen: BUT YOU LOOKED AT ME AND YOU SAID, "YOU SEEM LIKE
AN ORANGE."
>> YOU STRIKE ME AS AN ORANGE.
>> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE WE MADE UP RUMORS ABOUT
EACH OTHER, AND I SPREAD THE RUMOR THAT YOU PLAYED BAD MITT
ON WITH BECK AND YOU SPREAD THAT I SPEAK A LITTLE JAPANESE.
>> I THINK IT WAS FLUENT JAPANESE.
>> Stephen: ARIGATO.
( LAUGHTER ) THERE IS A REAL RUMOR I HEARD
ABOUT YOU, YOU WERE LIKE-- >> SAY REAL RUMOR WOULDN'T BE A
RUMOR.
IT WOULD BE A FACT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S INTERESTING.
>> RIGHT.
NO, NO, I'M NOT A DITS.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> Stephen: IT COULD BE A RUMOR THAT TURNS OUT TO BE FACT.
>> YES, IT COULD, VERY TRUE.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD?
>> WHAT.
>> Stephen: I HEARD ZOSIA MAMET HAD A RACCOON ISSUE.
>> FACT.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A PETRA COON?
>> I DO NOT HAVE A PETRA COON, AND PART ME WISHES I DID UNTIL
IT HAPPENED, AND THEY ARE VERY COOL CREATURES.
>> Stephen: AND THEY ARE RABIES VECTORS.
>> TRUE, TRUE, ANOTHER FACT.
WE USED TO LIVE IN BROOKLYN, MY HUSBAND AND I.
AND WE BOUGHT A TOWNHOUSE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EMPTY BUT IT
HAD TENANTS IN IT-- GLFS THE TENANT A RACCOON?
>> WELL, THE TENANT WAS NOT A RACCOON UNTIL IT WAS A RACCOON.
I TURNED HIM INTO A RACCOON BECAUSE I'M A MAGICAL TULIP
SUPERHERO.
SO WE WENT UP TO TALK TO OUR THIRD-FLOOR TENANTS ONE NIGHT
ABOUT, YOU KNOW, JUST WORK OUT WHEN THEY WOULD VACATE, AND WE
WERE TRYING TO BE CEEND ABOUT IT.
AND WE DISCOVERED A 15-POUND RACCOON IN THEIR APARTMENT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A BIG RACCOON.
>> WHO HAD BEEN LIVING AMONGST-- THEY WERE COMIC BOOK COLLECTORS,
AND THEY HAD THESE, LIKE, PILES OF COMIC BOOKS AND THE RACCOON
CAN BE LIVING IN THESE.
BUT IT WAS A PRETTY CRAZY NIGHT.
AND BASICALLY, LONG STORY SHOT, A SWAT TEAM SHOWED UP EVENTUALLY
-- >> Stephen: A SWAT TEAM?
>> A FULL-ON SWAT TEAM SHOWED UP.
AND THERE WERE THESE DUDES-- LIKE DWAYNE JOHNSON-SIZED DUDES.
THESE GUYS THAT COULD LOOK AT YOU AND KILL YOU THEY WERE SO
BIG.
THIS ONE DUDE SHOWS UP AND HE PEEKS IN THE DOOR AND HE SEES
THE RACCOON AND HE SAID, "OH, NO, I'M OUT."
AND THESE HUGE GUYS THAT YOU WOULD THINK ARE RUNNING AROUND
THE CITY, YOU KNOW, TAKING DOWN TULIP SUPERHEROES LIKE ME --
>> Stephen: BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO GET RABIES.
>> SO THEY WERE TERRIFIED OF THIS RACCOON.
>> Stephen: HOW DID THEY GET RID OF IT.
>> THEY WERE TRANQUIL GUNNING IT.
TRANQUILIZING IT, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: TRANQUILIZING IT WITH QUAALUDE S.
>> Stephen: THEY HAD A THING WITH THE LASSO ON THE END, AND
BY THE END OF THE NIGHT THERE WERE, LIKE, 10 DUDES.
"SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
YOU GO IN.
I'M NOT GOING IN, YOU GO IN.
NO WAY, MAN, I GOT KIDS.
TERRIFIED OF THIS RACCOON.
>> Stephen: THIS IS THE LAST SEASON OF "GIRLS."
CONGRATULATIONS ON SHASCIONA ALL OF THESE YEARS.
>> THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO MISS IT.
>> I'M GOING TO MISS IT!
>> Stephen: TWO MORE EPISODES?
>> TWO MORE EPISODES.
>> Stephen: WE'LL BE WATCHING.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: "GIRLS" AIRS SUNDAY ON HBO, AND YOU CAN SEE
ZOSIA PLAY THE WHIRLIGIG THIS SPRING.

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