Brad Pitt: Big Questions With Even Bigger Stars

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS.
YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS.
>> Jon: YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU ALL MAY NOT KNOW OUT THERE THAT JON AND I
HAVE DEEP CONVERSATIONS SOMETIMES.
>> Jon: OH, YEAH, WE GET DEEP, WE GET DEEP.
>> Stephen: WE DO.
I'LL SIT ON THE STEPS.
I'LL HAVE A COCKTAIL.
YOU'LL HAVE THE PIANO.
AND WE TALK ABOUT THE PROBLEMS OF THE UNIVERSE SOMETIMES.
WE CHEW THE FAT.
>> Jon: YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET ANSWERS BUT YOU GET INTERESTING
THOUGHTS AND IDEAS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE AND KEEPING ABOUT ON THAT.
>> Stephen: I FIND THE QUESTIONS SOMETIMES ARE MORE
IMPORTANT THAN THE ANSWERS, UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO THE
DOCTOR.
>> Jon: THEN YOU WANT THE ANSWERS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT WE TALK DEEP,
BECAUSE I'M A DEEP GUY.
WHICH IS WHY SOMETIMES I'LL PONDER LIFE'S BIG QUESTION LIKE
"WHAT IS THE TRUE DEFINITION OF HAPPINESS?"
AND "WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LOVE?"
AND "WHO STOLE MY DICTIONARY?" ( LAUGHTER )
AND SOMETIMES I NEED TO EXPRESS THESE THOUGHTS, PREFERABLY WITH
ANOTHER A-LIST CELEBRITY, IN A SEGMENT I CALL: "BIG QUESTIONS
WITH EVEN BIGGER STARS!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WOW.
LOOK AT THAT NIGHT SKY.
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> IT SURE IS.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: OH!
OH, HEY, BRAD PITT! I NEVER SEE YOU UP HERE.
>> YEAH, I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT IN A WHILE.
FEELS GOOD.
FEELS GOOD.
HEY, STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: YEAH, BRAD?
>> IF THE UNIVERSE INCLUDES ALL OF EXISTENCE, WHAT EXISTED
BEFORE THE UNIVERSE?
>> Stephen: THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
PROBABLY JUST A TEASER TRAILER FOR THE UNIVERSE WITH, LIKE, ONE
REALLY GOOD SCENE THAT ISN'T EVEN IN THE UNIVERSE ONCE IT'S
RELEASED.
HEY, BRAD, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?
>> I'M NOT SURE.
I DEFINITELY BELIEVE IN DEATH AFTER LIFE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: GOTTA SAY THAT'S-- THAT'S DEEP.
>> YES, I AM.
AREN'T I?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> HEY, STEVIE?
>> Stephen: YEAH, BRADLEY?
>> WHY DO WE ONLY REMEMBER SOME OF OUR DREAMS?
>> Stephen: BECAUSE NOT ALL OF OUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT HAVING SEX
IN A HELICOPTER.
( LAUGHTER ) >> SAD, BUT TRUE.
SO TRUE.
>> Stephen: HEY, BRADFORD?
>> YES, STEVE-ARINO?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: DO YOU THINK BEAUTY
IS REALLY ONLY SKIN DEEP?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER TAKEN MY SKIN OFF.
HEY, STEVE-AMIGO?
>> YEAH, BRADLEY TROOPER?
( LAUGHTER ) >> DO YOU BELIEVE THAT CLOTHES
MAKE THE MAN?
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, YEAH.
BUT MY TAILOR SWEARS IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
( LAUGHTER ) >> HEY, COLBY CHEESE, DO YOU
THINK HUMANS ARE BASICALLY GOOD OR EVIL?
>> HMMM... BASICALLY GOOD.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
>> YEAH, YEAH, BASICALLY GOOD.
BUT ALSO KIND OF CHEWY.
( LAUGHTER ) HEY, WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU
LOOK UP THERE?
>> Stephen: OH, I SEE AN ENDLESS VOID-- NO ANSWERS, NO MEANING,
NO WAY TO CONSTRUCT COHERENCE FROM THE SWIRLING
CHAOS.
>> YOU SEE ALL THAT WHEN YOU LOOK INTO SPACE?
>> Stephen: OH, NO.
JUST THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE SEAN SPICER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> OH, YEAH, WEIRD.
HEY, STEVIE-C.
DO YOU THINK MATHEMATICS ARE THE UNDERLYING STRUCTURE OF THE
UNIVERSE, OR DID WE JUST INVENT IT?
>> Stephen: WHOA.
BLEW MY MIND, BRAD.
I'M NOT SURE IF NUMBERS ARE THE UNDERLYING REALITY.
BUT ONE THING IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE: YOU'RE A SOLID EIGHT.
>> REALLY?
( LAUGHTER ) AN EIGHT?
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T WANT TO SEEM DESPERATE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
SHOOTING STAR!
SHOOTING STAR!
>> YOU'RE SWEET.
THANKS, THANKS.
THANKS.
HEY, PITTY-PATT ( LAUGHTER )
DO YOU THINK ANYONE CAN EVER TRULY KNOW THEMSELVES?
>> DOESN'T MATTER.
NO, IN THE END, IT TURNS OUT WE WERE ALL EDWARD NORTON THE WHOLE
TIME.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WOW.
WOW.
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
>> REALLY?
THERE WERE, LIKE, A TON OF CLUES EVERYWHERE.
>> Stephen: THE SECOND TIME YOU WATCH IT, OBVIOUSLY, THE
SECOND TIME YOU WATCH IT.
HEY, "BRAD TO THE BONE"?
>> YEAH, "WE AIN'T LEAVIN' 'TIL WE'RE STEPHEN"?
>> Stephen: IS IT POSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE INFINITY?
>> YES.
YES, IT IS.
IT'S ONE LESS THAN THE NUMBER OF "OCEAN'S" SEQUELS WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE.
HEY, STEVIE-COLBEAZY?
>> Stephen: YES, BRAD-AMIR PITT-IN?
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> I LIKE THAT ONE.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE SWEET!
>> THANKS.
YOU, TOO.
>> HEY, IF YOU COULD TRAVEL, I MEAN TIME TRAVEL, WOULD YOU GO
TO THE PAST OR TO THE FUTURE?
>> Stephen: I'D GO TO THE FUTURE.
>> COOL.
LIKE 1,000 YEARS TO SEE WHAT SORT OF NEW TECHNOLOGIES ARE
INVENTED TO SOLVE THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS?
>> Stephen: NO, I JUST WANT TO GO TO NEXT FRIDAY SO I CAN
WATCH YOUR NEW MOVIE "WAR MACHINE" ON NETFLIX.
>> OH!
THAT'S SO NICE.
THAT'S SO NICE.
I'D DEFINITELY WANT TO GO THE PAST.
>> Stephen: OH, RIGHT, SO YOU COULD KILL HITLER?
>> NO, I ALREADY DID THAT IN A MOVIE.
I'D JUST GO BACK ABOUT FIVE MINUTES GO, SO I CAN CHANGE THIS
SCENE TO INCLUDE ANOTHER PLUG FOR MY MOVIE "WAR MACHINE"
APPEARING ON NETFLIX.
>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND, YOU DID IT.
>> WHOA!
IT REALLY WORKS.
HEY, STEPHEN.
WHY IS THERE SOMETHING RATHER THAN NOTHING?
>> Stephen: I THINK SO ADVERTISERS HAVE SOMETHING TO
PUT COMMERCIALS IN BETWEEN.
BRAD PITT, EVERYBODY.
"WAR MACHINE" IS ON NETFLIX NEXT FRIDAY. THREE?

Brad Pitt: Big Questions With Even Bigger Stars

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