♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ TRIED SOME BAD MEDITATION
SITTIN' UP IN THE DARK ♪ THEY SAY TO PICTURE AN ISLAND
CUZ THAT'S ONE PLACE TO START ♪ I GUESS I COULD
COUNT MY BLESSINGS ♪ I DON'T SLEEP IN THE PARK
WITH ALL MY EARTHLY POSSESSIONS ♪ IN ONE OLD SHOPPING CART
NO, I'M UP IN THE PENTHOUSE ♪ ON A BIG FEATHER BED
IS IT TOO LATE ♪ TO FIXATE
ON THAT INSTEAD ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ MY WIFE TAKES A VACATION
ONE SHE CAN'T AFFORD ♪ I GO FISHIN' THE ALLEYS
FOR SOMEONE TO ESCORT ♪ NO, I DON'T MIND THE MONEY
IT BEATS BETTING ON SPORTS ♪ AND THOUGH IT MIGHT
GET EXPENSIVE ♪ IT'S CHEAPER THAN DIVORCE
AND I LOVE HER TORN STOCKINGS ♪ AND HER LIPSTICK OF RED
IS IT TOO LATE ♪ TO FIXATE
ON HER INSTEAD ♪ YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY FAVORITE
SHE SAYS WHEN WE'RE THROUGH ♪ SOME PARTS ARE OFF LIMITS
BUT I'D GIVE THEM TO YOU ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ WHERE THE HELL WAS DOCK ELLIS WHEN I GAVE UP THAT HIT
♪ WHERE WAS TIMOTHY LEARY WHEN REALITY BIT
♪ WHO'S THE NEW DALAI LAMA THAT SHY LITTLE KID
♪ WITH NO ROOM IN HIS BODY WHERE A STRANGER COULD LIVE
♪ I CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR DREAMIN' HE'LL SLEEP WHEN HE'S DEAD
♪ IS IT TOO LATE TO FIXATE
♪ ON THAT INSTEAD IS IT TOO LATE
♪ TO FIXATE ON THAT INSTEAD ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )