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>>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY AMERICA'S SWEETEST GAME SHOW.
>> "JUST DESSERTS!" HEERDS
HERE'S YOUR HOST! >> HEY, HEY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] P WELCOME TO "JUST DESSERTS."
I'M YOUR HOST KURT BURTON AND TODAY'S 3 LUCKY CONTESTANTS WILL
BE BATTLING HEAD TO HEAD TO TAKE THE CAKE WITH A YUMMY $50,000.
DAWN, TODD AND MARCIE, ONE OF YOU WILL BE WALKING AWAY A
WINNER. YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS, LAND ON A
CASH STACK, YOU'RE RICHER THAN CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
[ BELL RINGS ] LAND ON A PIE OR CAKE, AND
YOU'LL BE IN A VERY STICKY SITUATION.
MARCIE, YOU WON THE COIN TOSS BACKSTAGE.
SO START US UP, AND GIVE THAT BOARD A SPIN.
>> OKAY, BABY. COME ON CASH STACKS.
MAMA WANTS BIG OLD CASH STACK. NO PIES!
NO PIES! AND STOP!
>> OOH, THAT'S PIE! [ LAUGHTER ]
OOH! A PIE ON THE FIRST PICK.
>> OH, IS THERE A TOWEL? >> NO, THERE IS NOT.
>> ALRIGHT TODD, YOU'RE UP. >> OKAY, CASH, NO PIES!
CASH, NO PIES! CASH, NO PIES!
AND STOP! [ BELL RINGS ]
>> $500 AND A PASS THE PIE. PIES GO TO THE LEFT.
MARCIE, YOU GET PIE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WAIT WHY? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALRIGHT DON, YOU'RE UP. >> OKAY.
ME WANT THE CASH STACKS. ME NO WANT PIES.
NO CAKES, AND STOP. [ BELL RINGS ]
>> OOH! 5,000 BIG ONES PLUS A TAKE A
CAKE. TAKE A CAKES GO TO THE RIGHT.
SO MARCIE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> WAIT, WAIT!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND DON, CHOOSE THAT TOPIC.
>> EVERYBODY LOVES -- SPRINKLES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ALRIGHT, AND FINALLY, LET'S
BLOWOUT THOSE CANDLES. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ SCREAMING ] >> ALL RIGHT.
MARCIE, YOU'RE UP. >> I CAN'T --
>> MARCIE, TELL US WHEN TO STOP. >> STOP.
>> OKAY. >> MARCIE, YOU RAN OUT OF TIME,
AND THAT MEANS YOU GET PIE. >> WAIT, I DON'T EVEN --
>> PIE. WHAT A YUMMY FIRST ROUND.
LET'S MEET OUR PLAYERS. DON HAMILL, A DENTIST FROM
TACOMA. TODD SPRATT, A GRAPHIC DESIGNER
FROM CLEVELAND, AND MARCIE HILL, A STAY AT HOME MOTHER OF NONE
FROM ORLANDO. [ LAUGHTER ]
MARCIE HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THAT
FIRST ROUND, HUH? >> I HAVE TO SAY I THINK IT'S
ALL THE PIES. I CAN'T SEE AND FOR THE MOST
PART COULDN'T BREATHE OUT OF EITHER OF THESE.
THE PIES GOT ME. >> ALRIGHT.
REMEMBER MARCIE, IT WILL COST YOU A TURN AND 100 BIG ONES, BUT
YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK FOR A WIPE OFF.
>> OH, OF COURSE, RIGHT. IN THE MOMENT I COMPLETELY
FORGOT THAT I HAD AN OPTION BECAUSE OF THE PIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S ALRIGHT.
WELL LET'S HOPE IN ROUND TWO IT'S ALL CASH STACKS AND NO
MESSY TREATS, RIGHT? AND RMEMBER, THIS ROUND PRIZE
AND PIE AMOUNTS ARE DOUBLE DIPPED.
DON, YOU ARE IN THE LEAD WITH 5,000 BIG ONES.
TODD'S IN SECOND WITH 500, AND MARCIE YOU'RE IN THIRD WITH ZERO
BIG ONES WHICH MEANS YOU GET A PIE.
>> WAIT, THIS IS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, DON. START US UP.
>> OKAY, CASH STACKS, ME WANT SOME, BUY SOME CAKES, AND STOP.
>> OOH, PIE. >> OOH, BUY THE PIE.
>> DONE, THAT'S YOUR PIE TO PASS.
[ BELL RINGS ] >> I'LL PASS THE PIE TO MARCIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.
>> WAIT. IS THAT EVEN ON --
>> PIE, AND SINCE THIS ROUND IS DOUBLE DIPPED, THAT'S TWO FOR
YOU, MARCIE. >> WAIT, I DON'T EVEN --
>> PIE. MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME FOR A WIPE
OFF, MARCIE. >> YES FOR GOD'S SAKE A WIPE
OFF. SOMEBODY WIPE --
>> ALRIGHT, HERE IT COMES. [ LAUGHTER ]
MARCIE, SINCE YOU CHOSE TO WIPE OFF THAT MEAN'S YOU'RE GOING TO
LOSE YOUR NEXT TURN. >> IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S ALSO GOING TO COST YOU A
HUNDRED BIG ONES, BUT SINCE YOUR BANK IS EMPTY, YOU GET A PIE.
>> WAIT -- >> PIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ FOGHORN ]
ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT TO TAKE A BREAK.
COMING UP, BIGGER STACKS OF CASH, AND THICKER, DENSER PIES.
>> WAIT! WAIT!
NOT WITH CRUST! GOD, NOT WITH CRUST!
>> ONLY ON -- >> JUST DESSERTS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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