Giant Teddy Bear Fight

(laughing)
(guitar notes)
- [Mike] I wanna be Ten Feet Tall.
- I've been thinking about my childhood a lot lately.
- Me as well.
- Really? - Mmhmmm.
My neighbor when I was really young,
when he got into his pre-teens,
he moved his room downstairs.
He had this closet in the middle of the room
that had the water heater in it.
And he always talked about how there was something in there.
Eventually he showed me, and there's just a lone teddy bear
in this closet.
- How big? - But there's something
strange about this teddy. - Okay.
- It was fairly normal sized, I'd say medium sized,
about a foot and a half tall.
There's a hole in this teddy.
I say what's this about?
You just got a teddy with a hole in it,
what's the deal with that?
He says, let me show you.
He takes out his vacuum, and he puts the vacuum hose
in this teddy, and he just sucks out all the stuffing
until it's just a shell of a teddy, just a limp one,
no stuffing in it anymore.
And then he put it back and we went outside
and never talked about it again.
So the assumption is he's searching for something,
or he's just trying to make room
so he could get inside there.
- I'd like to do that.
- Climb inside a big one.
- Well you wanna get a huge teddy bear.
- Yes.
(box hitting ground, plastic crinkling)
- There it is.
See a little fur coming out.
Just gonna open this.
- Ahh!
- [Alex] What was that noise?
- I hope that there's an oven in here.
Wow, my god, it's really six feet.
- I'm naming him Howie.
- I'd like to be inside of him.
- Me too.
- This is gonna be, just like cutting open
a person, honestly.
This is horrifying, this is, cutting things open.
- This is sick.
- I think I have to cut his mouth off.
- [Alex] Cause why?
- That's where my face will be.
- Noooo!
Oh god.
- Ohhhh.
(ripping threads)
- Three, two, one.
- Help - I see ya.
- Help.
Can I get my head out please, help.
Ahhh, ahhhh, this is hell like I've never experienced.
I'm freaking out.
I need to get out.
- [Alex] How is it?
- It's the worst thing I've ever experienced.
- I'd like to try.
- [Mike] You have no problem doing this, huh?
Seems like you might have done something like this before.
- Get the hand open, get the claw meat out.
How hot is it in there?
- Oh it's hot.
Geesh, look at this.
I am starting to like it.
You ready? - Yep.
- Just go straight up.
You're almost there.
There he is, there's my boy, my big strong boy.
Oh, you're in your arme, hey!
- I don't know what happened man.
- This is like, - I'm really sorry.
- That felt like a real bear attack.
I feel like I have to put my legs in last almost.
- Three, two, one, go.
There you go, you got it, you got it my man.
There you go.
Oh my god.
You look like a real-life poke.
- It feels like an oven, I said I wished
it was an over before and it is.
I'll destroy you.
- Wait til I get my power suit on.
Nobody look.
- This looks disgusting. - Why?
- This is the most vile thing you've ever done.
Feels like you're trying to steal my style a little bit.
Oh, you're wearing the same bow as me.
Huh, what are you gonna do about that?
Noooo!
- I challenge you to a battle.
Let's go.
- So here's how this is gonna go down.
I'm gonna push Alex out of this ring and defeat him,
and pretty much anything goes.
As long as you're outside of this ring, you lose.
- Good luck.
- Three, - Two,
- One.
(tribal drum music)
- What are you doing?
Hey.
Ahhh!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Hit me with a chair.
- I shouldn't have done the chair thing.
I'm sorry.
- The ring's going with, noooo.
This ain't over.
- Who is he?
- Ahhh, what the heck?
- Noo, ahh, ah, ow, ow.
Okay, okay, you win, you win, you win.
- Your butt smells so bad.
- You're always gonna be my brother, you know that.
- I know what you're doing to me.
Who won?
- I don't care.
- Get me out of this.
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