>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY DO LOOK
GREAT.
>> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: GREAT TO SEE YOU.
YOU COULD GO ON THE OSCARS
DRESSED LIKE THAT IT'S
UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I WAS COMING TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M DOING GREAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIED AND CAME BACK
TO LIFE, THAT'S A GREAT
COMPLIMENT FROM THE PROUFRS OF
THE SHOW, RIGHT?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: THAT PUTS YOU IN A
CATEGORY WITH JESUS.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND ONLY A HANDFUL OF
OTHERS.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
I LOVE PLAYING FISH.
WHEN BRUNO CAME TO ME, WE WANT
TO BRING YOU BACK, I SAID, OF
COURSE.
>> Jimmy: UNLIKE THE PENGUIN,
FISH IS NOT A FISH.
SHE DOESN'T DRESS AS A FISH.
>> YEAH.
NO.
>> Jimmy: OR EAT UNDERWATER OR
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE HER POWERS?
>> YOU KNOW, SHE DID GET THROWN
INTO SOME WATER AND KIND OF COME
BACK AND SURVIVE.
AND HER POWERS ARE KIND OF
EEL-LIKE.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> THAT'S A LITTLE FISHY.
>> Jimmy: IS AN EEL A FISH?
>> I THINK IT IS.
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, FIND OUT IF
AN EEL IS A FISH AND LET ME
KNOW.
>> Guillermo: OKAY.
>> I'M ALMOST SURE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW I PHONE A
FRIEND.
WE HAVE A THREE-DAY WEEKEND
COMING UP.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY
DO?
WHAT DOES THE SMITH FAMILY DO ON
A THREE-DAY WEEKEND?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT
THIS THREE-DAY WEEKEND?
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> WILL IS IN CANNES.
WILLOW'S IN JAPAN.
JADEN IS IN TORONTO.
AND I BELIEVE TREY IS GOING TO
BE IN MIAMI.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
I'M GOING TO BE ALONE.
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I'M GOING TO BE ALONE.
MAMA'S GOING TO BE ALONE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WILL YOU DO ALONE
WHEN YOU HAVE THE WHOLE HOUSE TO
YOURSELF?
>> I WAS THINKING ABOUT SLEEPING
BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO
BE DOING THAT.
I DON'T.
>> Jimmy: WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO
HAVE A PARTY?
>> I MIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YOU MIGHT?
>> I MIGHT HAVE.
MAMA'S GOING TO BE ALONE THIS
WEEKEND PARTY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD.
>> I SHOULD, I DESERVE IT.
>> Jimmy: HE FOUND OUT ALREADY?
>> Guillermo: YEAH, I'M FAST.
>> YOU ARE FAST.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BRING IT, WE BELIEVE YOU.
>> Guillermo: NO, IT'S BETTER
FOR ME TO --
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T READ IT,
HUH?
>> IT'S A FRESHWATER FISH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE CORRECT, WOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU, GUILLERMO.
OKAY.
WELL THAT DERAILED US
COMPLETELY.
LET'S GET BACK TO YOUR PARTY.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: WILL YOU -- IT WILL
WILL IT BE ONE OF THOSE DIALS
YOU HAVE 1,000 PEOPLE IN YOUR
NEIGHBORHOOD ALL OF A SUDDEN,
CALL THE COPS, THROW EVERYBODY
OUT?
>> YEAH, MY NEIGHBORHOOD THEY'LL
DEFINITELY DO THAT.
>> Jimmy: THEY WILL CALL THE
COPS.
>> I DON'T THINK WE'LL TAKE THAT
IT FAR.
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT WAS YOU OR
WILL ONE OF THE LAST TIMES YOU
WERE HERE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW
YOUR FAMILY CANNOT AGREE ON
WHERE TO GO FOR VACATION.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE
SOLVED THIS BY ALL JUST GOING TO
SEPARATE PLACES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, WE DECIDED
WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL SUMMER
VACATION.
>> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU GO?
>> REMEMBER I TOLD YOU?
I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE BOATS.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND HE TOOK THE FAMILY ON A
BOAT.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND IT WAS GREAT.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS GOOD?
>> IT WAS FANTASTIC.
SO WE AS A FAMILY HAVE DECIDED
TO GIVE WILL ALL THE POWER TO
MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT WHERE THE
FAMILY WILL GO NOW FOR SUMMER
VACATION.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> BUT HE GETS ONE STRIKE, JUST
ONE.
YOU KNOW, UNTIL HE FAILS, ONCE,
HE GETS TO HAVE THAT POWER.
SO HE HAS IT NOW.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S DIABOLICAL IN A
WAY.
I'M SURE HE FELT INITIALLY LIKE,
OH, GREAT, I GET TO PLAN THE
VACATION!
NOW IT'S LIKE, OH, GREAT, I'M
THE ONE EVERYONE WILL COMPLAIN
TO IF THE VACATION ISN'T GOOD.
>> EXACTLY, EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SMART.
>> HE LOVES IT THOUGH.
>> Jimmy: HE DOES LOVE IT.
DOES HE HAVE ANYTHING LINED UP
FOR YOU?
>> I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO TO
VIETNAM.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
WOW.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WILL YOU TAKE A BOAT
THERE?
>> I HOPE NOT.
>> Jimmy: VIETNAM, HUH?
>> VIETNAM.
HE WAS LIKE, I THINK I WANT TO
TAKE YOU GUYS TO VIETNAM.
AND I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M DOWN.
>> Jimmy: WHY NOT?
>> YEAH, WHY NOT?
I'M AT THAT TIME IN MY LIFE I'M
ABOUT SAYING YES TO EVERYTHING.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD