ALL JEFF GARLAND IS A COMEDIAN. >> AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE
DID FOR EIGHT YEARS PLAYING LARRY DAVID'S MANAGER AND BEST
FRIEND ON "CURB YOU'RE ENTHUSIASM."
THESE DAYS YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON "THE GOLDBERGS."
>> NOW HE'S STARRING IN HANDSOME IN A MOVIE WHICH HE WROTE,
DIRECTED AND STARRED IN. JEFF, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE MISSING SOMETHING. EVERY TIME YOU COME ON THE SHOW,
YOU HAVE YOUR CAMERA WITH YOU. WHAT HAPPENED?
>> WELL, AT THE PREMIER OF "HANDSOME" IN L.A. LAST WEEK IT
WAS STOLEN. >> NO, IT WASN'T!
>> YES. >> WHO STOLE IT?
>> WHO STOLE IT? BOB SCHWARTZ.
NO. I LOVE THAT.
WHO STOLE IT? BUT ANYHOW, I WISH I KNEW.
BUT ANYHOW -- >> WELL, YOU DIDN'T FILE A
POLICE REPORT OR ANYTHING? >> I HAD TO COME RIGHT TO NEW
YORK. SO YES, I WILL, WHEN I GET BACK.
THE SAD THING, THOUGH, THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF PICTURES ON THE
CARD FROM "GOLDBERGS ". GONE.
AND FRIENDS AND FAMILY. IT'S SAD.
>> YOU'VE LOST YOUR VOICE BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN DOING SO
MUCH -- >> YOU CAN STILL HEAR ME OR I
WOULDN'T BE HERE. >> YES.
>> TALK TO US ABOUT "HANDSOME." YOU NAMED IT AFTER YOURSELF.
>> OBVIOUSLY. >> WELL, I THOUGHT -- I ALWAYS
THOUGHT IT WAS A FUNNY NAME FOR A CHARACTER, HANDSOME.
TAKE OUT THE CLIP. SHOW ME.
>> GO, JEFF. >> I'M NOT BIG ON CLIPS.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT -- ALL RIGHT.
YOU SHOW IT FOR, LIKE, 15 SECONDS.
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? IF IT'S FUNNY AND THEY LIKE ME,
OH, LET WATCH THAT. HANDSOME IS THE FIRST NETFLIX
MYSTERY MOVIE. I ALWAYS LIKE MOVIES LIKE
COLUMBO. I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE
THEY WOULD SAY HANDSOME, COME HERE.
GENE HANDSOME IS MY NAME. >> I LIKE IT.
AND IT WORKS. >> YOU WROTE.
YOU DIRECTED AND STARRED IN IT. >> I CO-WROTE IT.
ANDREA SEGAL, I WROTE IT. BY THE WAY, THE GIRL I WENT TO
PROGRAM WITH IS WATCHING. SHE'S WATCHING IN FLORIDA AND I
HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN YEARS. >> HOW DID SHE HAVE YOUR NUMBER?
NOT TO BUST YOU. >> WE MEET CLUB EVERY TUESDAY.
HOW DOES SHE HAVE MY NUMBER? LOTS OF WOMEN HAVE MY NUMBER.
WHAT AM I? THE VICE PRESIDENT?
WHAT THE HELL? I'M WITH LOTS OF WOMEN.
I LOVE WOMEN MORE THAN MEN. BUT NONETHELESS, I WANTED TO SAY
HELLO TO HER. I THOUGHT SHE'D GET A KICK OUT
OF THAT. SHE'S DEFIGHTFUL.
SHE'S A GREAT FRIEND OF MINE. SHE WAS THE FUNNIEST GIRL IN
HIGH SCHOOL. WE WENT TO PROGRAM TOGETHER AND
HAD THE BEST TIME. >> WE SPENT HALF YOUR INTERVIEW
TALKING ABOUT YOUR OLD PROGRAM DATE.
>> WHAT WE TALK ABOUT DOESN'T MATTER.
WHAT MATTERS IS FOR THE NEXT HOWEVER MANY MINUTES PEOPLE DIG
IT AND THEY CAN SAY LOOK, "HANDSOME".
>> NETFLIX MYSTERY MOVIE IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW.
>> AND I WAS WATCHING IT ON MY PHONE THIS MORNING J