Morning Joe Cold Open

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THAT'S ROCK 'N' ROLL ALL NIGHT BY KISS.
IF YOU ARE FOLLOWED BY THE MOST CASUAL OF POLITICAL
CONVERSATION, IT MUST BE "MORNING JOE."
>> WELL, GUYS, THEY DID IT. THE HOUSE PASSED THEIR HEALTH
CARE PLAN THAT MIGHT TAKE THE HEALTH PLAN AWAY FOR 24 MILLION
AMERICANS. >> IT'S CRAZY.
IT'S CRAZY. I'M UP IT.
I'M OVER IT. I'M PAST IT.
I'M IN THE DRIVEWAY. THE CAR IS RUNNING.
THIS PART, YOUR PART, THE REPUBLICAN PART IS COMPLETELY
MORALLY BANKRUPT. >> OH, MIKA YOU ARE BEING
SNIKITY BECAUSE IT PUSHES MY BUTTONS.
>> PUSHES YOUR BUTTONS? >> IT DOES.
MIKE BARNACLE, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS BILL?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. THIS BILL IS PUZZLING.
>> MIKE, CONGRESS DOESN'T HAVE A CBO SCORE ON THIS.
IS THIS JUST ABOUT GETTING A WIN?
I MEAN THERE IS A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH PREEXISTING CONDITIONS WHO
ARE PROBABLY JUST FURIOUS RIGHT NOW.
>> A C-SECTION. A C-SECTION IS A PREEXISTING
CONDITION. YOU KNOW WHO IS NOT A
PREEXISTING CONDITION? ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
>> MIKA, YOU ARE BEING DRAMATIC. MIKA MOUSE.
YOU ARE BEING A LITTLE STINKER. >> LET ME FINISH.
>> YOU ARE BEING A STINKER. >> MIKA BOO.
MIKA BOO. BEING A STINKER IS NOT GOING TO
WORK. >> YEAH?
>> THE SENATE CAN'T BE PLEASE THAT THE HOUSE JUST THREW THIS
IN THEIR LAP. WHAT IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP LIKE
NOW? >> WHAT IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP
LIKE? CONFUSING.
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE AND HEAR? >> WHAT AM I SEEING HERE?
I HAVE NO IDEA. I HAVE SO MANY UNANSWERED
QUESTIONS. >> WHAT ABOUT TRUMP.
HE HASN'T READ THE BILL. BACK DURING THE ELECTION, TRUMP
CALLED IN TO OUR SHOW, BUT NOW HE SHUT HIMSELF OFF FROM ANYONE
WHO CAN CHALLENGE HIM. >> SAD, BUT TRUE.
FOR INSIGHT INTO THIS, WE WILL TALK TO A MAN WHO SAID HE IS
WITH TRUMP EVERY SINGLE DAY. A PUBLICIST NAMED JON MILLER
LIVE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. >> HELLO, JOE, MIKA.
THIS IS JON MILLER. I'M SORT OF NEW HERE.
>> OKAY. GLAD TO FINALLY HEAR FROM YOU,
MR. MILLER. >> FIRST I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE
A HAPPY CINCO DEMAYO WHEN MEXICANS EAT A SINK FULL OF
MAYONNAISE. >> MR. MILLER, DO YOU WORK IN
THE WHITE HOUSE? >> I DO.
I WORK VERY HARD. SO INCREDIBLY HARD.
MIKA, I AM JUST CELEBRATING THE FANTASTIC SUCCESS WE HAD
YESTERDAY WITH THE NEW HEALTH CARE LAW.
AFTER CONGRESS VOTED, WE HAD A PARTY.
THERE WAS BEER. A DISASTER THAT IS OBAMACARE IS
FINALLY REPEALED. >> IT'S NOT REPEALED YET.
THE BILL HAS TO PASS THE SENATE. >> WHAT NOW?
>> THE BILL GOES THROUGH THE SENATE.
THEY MIGHT EVEN REWRITE THE ENTIRE THING IF THEY PASS IT AT
ALL. >> BUT THERE WAS BEER.
>> MR. MILLER, THE BILL HAS A LONG WAY TO GO.
IT SEEMS A LITTLE PREMATURE TO CELEBRATE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, WE ARE GOING TO LOOK INTO THIS.
TALK TO YOU SOON. BYE-BYE.
>> HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO SAY. THE PRESIDENT IS MENTALLY ILL.
HE HAS ENTERED A STATE OF PSYCHOSIS.
>> MIKA, YOU ARE BEING NAUGHTY. VERY NAUGHTY.
>> AM I BEING NAUGHTY? >> YOU ARE BEING REAL NAUGHTY.
A JOURNALIST. >> ALL RIGHT.
WE ARE GOING TO ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.
>> LET'S. LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!

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