Pigeon Found With Backpack Of Drugs

OFFICIALS IN KUWAIT HAVE DISCOVERED AND APPREHENDED A
PIGEON THAT WAS CARRYING DRUGS --
AUTHORITIES KNEW THERE WERE SMUGGLERS IN IRAQ USING PIGEONS
IN ORDER TO GET DRUGS ACROSS THE BORDER, BUT THEY HAD NEVER
CAUGHT THE PIGEONS.
NOW THEY'VE GOT ONE, AND IT HAS BEEN
APPREHENDED --
IT IS SINGING LIKE A CANARY, EVERYBODY.
GET IT?
BECAUSE IT'S
A BIRD?
THE DRUGS IT WAS FLYING ACROSS THE BORDER WERE NOT FUN
DRUGS, IT WAS A KETAMINE-TYPE SUBSTANCE WHICH APPARENTLY
PEOPLE LIKE TO USE WHILE PARTYING.
ISN'T KETAMINE LIKE A
HORSE TRANQUILIZER?
THAT'S WHAT THEY TOOK IN THE NIGHT OF.
I'M
GUESSING PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS LIKE THAT DON'T REALLY CARE.
AMAZON'S PIGEON DELIVERY SERVICE.
I HOPE THEY THROW THE BOOK AT THAT PIGEON.
FIRST OF ALL PEOPLE WATCH TOO MUCH TV, BUT DIDN'T THEY DO
THIS EXACT SAME THING IN COASTER RICA?
THEY HAVE USED PIGEONS FOR DRUG SMUGGLING IN THE PAST, BACK
IN 2011 THIS HAPPENED IN COLUMBIA AS WELL, LET ME GIVE
YOU THE DETAILS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS SO INTERESTING,
COLOMBIAN POLICE DISCOVERED A PIGEON THAT WAS UNABLE TO FLY
OVER A PRISON WALL BECAUSE OF THE WEIGHT OF A PACKAGE OF
COCAINE AND MARIJUANA STRAPPED TO IT.
THAT IS BAD PLANNING.
THEY GOT GREEDY, YOU HAVE TO SEND TWO PIGEONS.
JAYAR HAS BEEN ON THE RECORD AS A PIGEON HATER, HE
THINKS THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND DIRTY.
STOOL PIGEONS OR REAL ONES?
REAL ONES WHO EAT EACH OTHER'S TOES.
I WENT TO SCHOOL
DOWNTOWN AT USC, PIGEONS ARE DISGUSTING, I LITERALLY SAW A
PIGEON WITH NO TOES BECAUSE THEY WERE EATING EACH OTHER'S TOES
BECAUSE THEY ARE DISGUSTING CREATURES.
HERE, TAKE MY DRUGS, I WANTED TO TAKE IT OVER THE BORDER.
AND
THEY ARE LIKE, COOL.
THEY ONLY FOUND ONE, THAT MEANS THIS HAS
BEEN WORKING.
IT'S BEEN GOING ON.
PIGEONS
ARE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, I LOOKED INTO THIS AND CAME ACROSS
AN AWESOME VIDEO FROM A YOUTUBE CHANNEL CALLED IT'S OKAY TO
BE SMART, AND TAKE A LOOK AT HOW SMART PIGEONS REALLY ARE.
MOST OF THEIR SKULL IS EYEBALL.
IF THEY WERE THE SIZE
OF HUMANS THEIR EYES WOULD BE AS BIG AS GRAPEFRUITS.
THOSE HUGE
EYES HAVE FIVE COLOR RECEPTORS COMPARED TO OUR THREE, LETTING
THEM SEE THINGS WE CAN'T IMAGINE.
ONE PIGEON WAS TRAINED
TO REMEMBER 1000 IMAGES.
PIGEONS CAN PICK OUT A MONET FROM
PICASSO, THEY CAN EVEN JUDGE IF A DRAWING IS GOOD OR BAD.
THEY
CAN TELL CORRECTLY SPELLED WORDS AMONG THE SPELLED ONES, AS IF
THEY WEREN'T ANNOYING ENOUGH.
THEY CAN EVEN PUT GROUPS OF
OBJECTS IN NUMERICAL ORDER, WHICH SOUNDS EASY BECAUSE WE ARE
SMART, BUT PIGEONS DO NUMBERS AS WELL AS MONKEYS.
PIGEON VISION
IS THE BOMB, LITERALLY.
DURING WORLD WAR II, B.F. SKINNER TRIED
TO TURN THESE BIRDS INTO WEAPONS, HE TRAINED PIGEONS TO
KEEP AN IMAGE CENTERED ON A SCREEN BY PICKING AT IT, HE
HOOKED IT UP TO A NAVIGATION SYSTEM UNLOADED INSIDE OF A
BOMB.
HE WANTED TO CREATE EXPLOSIVE MISSILES PILOTED BY
KAMIKAZE PIGEONS.
SOMEONE OWES THE PIGEON COMMUNITY AND APOLOGY.
I'M
CALLING B.S. ON THAT EATING THEIR TOES CRAP.
THERE WAS ONE WITH A NUB.
FIRST OF ALL WE ELECTED DONALD TRUMP AND BETSY DEVOS IS OUR
EDUCATION SECRETARY, PIGEONS AREN'T MAKING THAT MISTAKE.
AND
I WAS JUST READING TODAY, I'M SURE YOU WERE ALL READING THIS
TOO, ABOUT THE FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER KILLED IN
WORLD WAR I, BUT WHEN THESE GUYS ATTACKED IN
THE ARDENNE FOREST,
IT WAS A TERRIBLE BATTLE AND THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN TROOPS
WERE KILLED, AMONG THEM THIS GUY, BUT THEY HAD NO MANNER OF
COMMUNICATION TO GET HELP.
PEOPLE KNEW THEY WERE TRAPPED
BUT THEY COULDN'T TELL THEM WHERE OR WHAT THEY NEEDED, THEY
WERE CORNERED BY THE GERMANS, AND THEIR ONLY MANNER OF
COMMUNICATION WAS PIGEONS.
I WAS READING THAT TODAY, THAT WAS
AMAZING, THEY WOULD SEND A NOTE AND THE PIGEON WOULD FLY TO THE
RIGHT PLACE AND IF AFTER DELIVERING THAT NOTE OVER THE
GERMAN LINES THAT PIGEON WANTS TO EAT ANOTHER PIGEON'S TOES,
HAVE AT IT, HOSS.
AND YOU ARE HATING ON THE ANCESTORS OF THOSE GREAT
CREATURES.
MESSAGING WITH PIGEONS HAS BEEN USED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
PIGEONS.
BACK IN THE DAY THE WEALTHY WOULD ALSO HAVE THESE FANCY
PIGEONS THAT THEY WOULD BREED, THEY WOULD BREED CERTAIN TYPES
OF PIGEONS TO GET A SPECIAL PIGEON BREED THAT HAD FANCY
FEATHERS AND STUFF -- I'M BUTCHERING THIS POINT --
LET'S JUST SAY BETSY DEVOS WAS TRYING TO BREED PIGEONS.
THAT'S
HOW THE FAMILY MADE THEIR MONEY, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IS TRUE.
THE BEST THING ABOUT USING A PIGEON IS THEY CAN'T TELL ON
YOU.
YET.
THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO POKE OUT YOUR NAME APPARENTLY.

Pigeon Found With Backpack Of Drugs

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