Saudi Arabia To Serve Trump Steak And Ketchup

DONALD TRUMP IS EXPECTED TO TRAVEL TO THE MIDDLE EAST
AND ALSO WESTERN EUROPE AND INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, OTHER
COUNTRIES ARE PLANNING FOR HIS VISIT BY MAKING SURE THAT
THEY KEEP HIS ACCOMMODATIONS IN MIND.
MAKE SURE THEY KEEP HIS DIANE MIND AND ONE THING THAT HE
REALLY LIKES IS WELL DONE STEAK WITH KETCHUP LIKE CHILDREN
DO THAT I KNOW, THIS IS A PETTY STORY BUT THERE IS A POINT
TO IT SO JUST HOLD THAT OVER THE COURSE OF NINE DAYS, HE IS
SCHEDULED TO VISIT SAUDI ARABIA ARABIA, ISRAEL, G7 MEETING
IN SICILY, NATO SUMMIT IN BELGIUM AND THE VATICAN'S
ALL OF THIS WORRIES ME JUST BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT
KIND OF TROUBLE HE IS GOING TO CAUSE WHEN HE IS VISITING THESE
PLACES.
IN SAUDI ARABIA, THEY WILL OFFER TRUMP HIS PREFERRED
DISH ALONGSIDE TRADITIONAL LOCAL CUISINE SUCH AS LEHMAN RICE.
IS PART OF A WORLDWIDE EFFORT TO ACCOMMODATE AMERICA'S HOMEBODY
PRESIDENT THAT SO HE LOVES WELL DONE STEAK WITH KETCHUP SO THAT
IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT THEY'RE GOING TO PROVIDE WHEN HE
VISITS SAUDI ARABIA.
AND THE STEAK WILL BE PREPARED WITH
SHARIA LAW IN MIND THAT THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE IT IS
PREPARED AND HALAL FASHION AND ALL OF THAT.
THAT IS THE PART I THINK IS INTERESTING IS A DOES HE KNOW
AND BE IS HE GOING TO FREAK OUT AND THINK THAT HE FEEDS US TAKE
HIS BODY IS GOING TO BLOW UP OR SOMETHING THAT I AM AMUSED
BY THAT BUT I AM ALSO MORE AMUSED BY THE FACT THAT HE
LIKES WELL DONE STEAK.
THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.
FIRST OFF, ON THE SHARIA LAW STAFF.
IT IS HALAL.
IT'S THE SAME THING THE JEWS DO, MUSLIMS DO.
THEY BOTH DON'T EAT PORK AND THERE CERTAIN WAYS YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO KILL THE ANIMAL TO MAKE IT KOSHER OR HALAL BUT
IN AMERICA IF YOU SAY SHARIA LAW PEOPLE'S HEADS EXPLODE.
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE GOING TO SUBMIT TRUMP TO SHARIA LAW.
YOU KNOW IF YOU EAT A HALAL ME PREPARED IN THE WAY THE SHARIA
LAW SAYS YOU SHOULD PREPARE, YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY BECOME MUSLIM.
JULIE PETERSON THE ASSOCIATED PRESS WAS VERY CAREFUL TO
NOT USE SHARIA LAW WHEN REPORTING THE STORY.
SHE SAID SHARIA COMPLIANT AND I THINK THAT IS A MUCH BETTER
WAY REPORTING IT.
SO HAD PEOPLE'S HEADSTONE EXPLODE TOP OF THE SHARIA
PART OF IT IS HILARIOUS TO ME BECAUSE JUST A WORD OF
COURSE IMMEDIATELY MAKES PEOPLE FREAK OUT.
WHICH IS EDUCATOR LITTLE BIT.
ALL SHARIA LAW MEANS IS THERE DIFFERENT LAWS AND RULES
AND REGULATIONS AS INTERPRETED BY THE LOCAL MUSLIM CLERICS
OF THE TIME.
INDIFFERENT MUSLIMS INTERPRET SHARIA LAW DIFFERENTLY AND HAVE
DIFFERENT RULES AND REGULATIONS.
IT GOES FROM THE STUFF YOU
MIGHT KNOW, WHERE ISIS BEHEADS SOMEONE, IT GOES THIS IS BECAUSE
OF SHARIA LAW WHICH BY THE WAY, SAUDI ARABIA ALSO BEHEADS PEOPLE
BECAUSE OF SHARIA LAW AND THEN THERE IS THE BENIGN SHARIA LAW
HAD YOU COOK YOUR STATE?
WHAT DIVORCE LAW SHOULD BE APPLIED?
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, THERE WILL BE JEWS, CHRISTIANS, AND
MUSLIMS IN AMERICA WILL SAY MY RELIGIOUS CUSTOMS SHOULD APPLY
HERE WHEN YOU ARE CONSIDERING OUR DIVORCE.
CATHOLICS ARE EXAMPLE WITH ANNULMENT, ETC.
WHEN MUSLIMS DO IT,
I AM BORED WITH ALL OF THIS.
IT'S INSANE.
SO WHEN MUSLIMS DO IT THEY SAY BECAUSE OF SHARIA LAW, THIS IS
HOW SHOULD WE SHOULD GET DIVORCE AND EVERYBODY'S HEADS EXPLODE.
SHARIA LAW IS COMING.
EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HAVE
THEIR STEAKS WELL DONE WITH KETCHUP.
THAT IS SHARIA PART.
THE KETCHUP, THIS IS THE PART WHERE PEOPLE GO I AM NOW AT
THIS CROWD.
THIS CROWD IS LED BY BEN MANKIEWICZ.
HE THINKS HAVING A STEAK WELL DONE IS WHAT MONSTERS DO.
LOOK, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT ALL INTO CONTEXT, RIGHT?
IF YOU LIKE GOOD FOOD BUT YOU JUST DON'T LIKE THE
BLOODIEST DAY, I'M NOT JUDGING YOU.
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT BEHIND-THE-SCENES BUT SEE
HER FACE I WILL JUDGE YOU AT ALL.
THE KETCHUP, I LIKE KETCHUP.
I'M HUMAN.
BUT IT'S JUST THE FACT THAT HE LIKES WELL DONE STEAK WITH
CATCH UP ON TOP OF HIS MCDONALD'S AND HIS OREO COOKIES
AND ALL OF THESE OTHER REALLY TERRIBLE THINGS AND I LIKE
THOSE THINGS TOO BUT ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I NEED THOSE THINGS
IS BECAUSE I AM POOR ESPECIALLY COMPARED TO DONALD TRUMP THAT
IF I WAS WEALTHY, I WOULD BE EATING ALSO TO MY QUALITY FOOD.
YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION AND A RESPONSIBILITY TO THE REST
OF HUMANITY TO EAT REALLY HIGH QUALITY FOOD IF YOU ARE A
BILLIONAIRE.
I AM ANGRY.
BY THE WAY, I LIKE MCDONALD'S.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT BUT THE FACT THAT HE
PREFERS THAT CRAPPY BAD QUALITY FOOD OVER GOOD QUALITY FOOD
ENRAGES ME.
HE IS NOT EVEN ENJOYING HIS WEALTH ARE
I TOTALLY DISAGREE.
I THINK HE IS ENJOYING HIS WEALTH.
I THINK THAT'S THE REASON WHY TRUMP IS SO RELATABLE TO
CERTAIN GROUPS OF FOLKS AND THIS KIND OF SPEAKS TO IT.
I THINK IT IS INTERESTING THAT THERE IS THIS KIND OF CLASS
ARGUMENT BUILT INTO HIS PREFERENCES THAT HE IS
TRUMP BUT HE IS EATING HIS DAYQUIL DONE WITH KETCHUP.
WHATEVER.
IT'S UNSURPRISING.
I THINK IF HE WASN'T SO OTHERWISE
UNLIKABLE THIS WOULD BE A QUIRK BUT BECAUSE WE JUST DON'T
LIKE HIM IT IS LIKE OF COURSE.
IF ELIZABETH WARREN LIKED KETCHUP ON HER STEAK I WOULD
BE LIKE, THAT IS ENDEARING.
I AM BEING HONEST.
FAIR AND HONEST.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
EVERYBODY WOULD BE
LIKE BERNIE, HE LIKES KETCHUP.
BUT TO BE FAIR TO THE BENS OF THE WORLD, AND I'M NOT EVEN
SURE, I THINK I HEARD HIM SAY THIS BUT I KNOW BEN WELL
ENOUGH, IF ANYBODY ATE THEIR STEAKS WELL DONE, BEN WOULD
THINK IT WAS MONSTROUS.
EVEN IF IT WAS BERNIE.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS ACTUALLY I
THINK IT'S SLIGHTLY ENDEARING, LIKE YOU THINK NEWT GINGRICH
BEING WHIPPED BY HIS WIFE IS SLIGHTLY ENDEARING.
I
HAPPEN TO THINK THIS IS A QUIRK THAT I KIND OF LIKE.
I DON'T LIKE IT WELL DONE BUT THAT'S OKAY, I DON'T CARE.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAKS?
MEDIUM RARE LIKE AN AMERICAN.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO FOX NEWS AND HOW THEY CRITICIZED OBAMA
FOR
HAVING A BURGER WITH MUSTARD.
THE OVERALL TONE OF THE ENTIRE
TRIP GOES EXACTLY TO WHO DONALD TRUMP IS.
THEY SAY YOU'RE DOING A NINE-DAY TRIP AND HE IS LIKE, THAT IS
SO LONG.
I LIKE HOME.
I DON'T WANT TO GO AWAY FOR THAT LONG AND HE SAYS, CAN WE
MAKE IT FIVE DAYS AND THEY ARE LIKE NO, WE CAN'T MAKE IT
FIVE DAYS.
YOU HAVE TO GO TO DEAL WITH NATO AND
SAUDI ARABIA AND ISRAEL.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.
WHY DID HE RUN FOR PRESIDENT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
FOR POWER AND WEALTH AND ALL OF THAT.
SO THEN THEY'RE LIKE, YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO SAUDI ARABIA BUT
CAN
YOU DO MY STEAK WITH KETCHUP AND REALLY WELL DONE?
OKAY, NOTE THAT EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS A CHILD.
THAT IS HOW CHILDREN EAT THEIR FOOD WITH THE KETCHUP.
ANYBODY CAN MAKE A STEAK THAT WAY.
IT SHOULD NOT BE A CONCERN.
OVERALL IN THIS WHOLE
STORY, I PARDON HIM.
BUT HE IS A CHILD AND YOU KNOW IT.

Saudi Arabia To Serve Trump Steak And Ketchup

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