Scandal's Katie Lowes Makes Surprise Announcement

>> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S
BEEN HAPPY TO SEE ME, THAT'S
NICE.
>> I HAVE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS
ON BILLY.
>> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I'M SO -- I'M SO HAPPY HE'S
HOME.
>> Jimmy: HE'S DOING GREAT.
>> DOING WELL.
>> Jimmy: HE IS DOING VERY WELL.
>> I LOVE THE NAME BILLY KIMMEL.
I DON'T KNOW HIM BUT I ALREADY
LIKE HIM.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD, YEAH.
>> RIGHT?
SUCH A GOOD NAME.
IS IT A FAMILY NAME?
>> Jimmy: MY WIFE HAS AN UNCLE
WHO PASSED AWAY NAMED BILL.
SHE LIKED HIM.
>> IS IT SHORT FOR SOMETHING?
>> Jimmy: WILLIAM IS HIS NAME.
>> AWW, IT'S SUCH A GOOD NAME.
>> Jimmy: ALSO, I DID A LITTLE
THINKING ABOUT IT.
I WAS THINKING LIKE BILL MURRAY.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: BILLY CRYSTAL.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE THE GREAT --
BILLY CONNOLLY.
IT'S THE GREATEST COMEDY NAME
THERE IS.
BILLY BUSH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE HAD ONE OF THE FUNNIEST TAPES
LAST YEAR.
>> THAT COULD GO ONE WAY OR THE
OTHER.
I LOVE THE NAME.
AND IT GOES REALLY WELL WITH
JANE.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> THE WHOLE FAMILY.
>> Jimmy: MY DAUGHTER JANE,
BILLY AND JANE, ALMOST LIKE A
MICHAEL JACKSON SONG.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> VERY MUCH ON MY BRAIN.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, I
APPRECIATE IT.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: GOOD.
YOU SEEM VERY INTERESTED IN THE
SUBJECT.
ARE YOU OVULATING RIGHT NOW?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, IT'S A LITTLE BIT
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
THE NAMES HAVE BEEN VERY MUCH ON
MY BRAIN.
MY HUSBAND AND I, WE ARE
EXPECTING OUR FIRST BABY.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YEAH!
>> Jimmy: FIRST ONE.
>> IT'S OUR FIRST ONE, IT'S A
BOY.
WE HAVE ZERO NAMES.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE NO NAMES?
>> NONE.
>> Jimmy: I CAN HELP YOU WITH
THIS.
>> MY HUSBAND'S A HUGE
BASKETBALL FAN.
FOR YEARS WE'VE BEEN CALLING HIM
LeBRON.
>> Jimmy: BABY LeBRON?
>> WE GOL HIM LeBRON, BRON-BRON,
THERE'S A BEDROOM NEXT TO OUR
ROOM AND WE SAY, SOMEDAY THAT'S
GOING TO BE LeBRON OR LeBRONNA'S
ROOM.
NOW WE KNOW IT'S LeBRON BUT THAT
CAN'T BE HIS NAME.
>> Jimmy: AT A CERTAIN POINT
MAYBE HE'LL BE WITH YOU FOR FIVE
YEARS AND HE'LL SAY, I'M GOING
TO LIVE WITH A DIFFERENT FAMILY.
THEN MAYBE HE'LL COME BACK LATER
BUT IT WILL BE TUMULTUOUS.
>> HILARIOUS.
MY HUSBAND REALLY LIKES IT.
AND LeBRON SHAPIRO?
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S NOT --
>> LeBRON JAMES IS REALLY GOOD
BUT LeBRON SHAPIRO?
>> Jimmy: NO, NO.
YEAH, NOTHING THAT YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT?
GRAVITATING TOWARDS?
>> LITERALLY NOTHING.
I DON'T -- I MEAN --
>> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT GELATIN
WITH A "J"?
THAT'S WHAT I TRIED TO GET MY
WIFE TO GO WITH.
CAMARO IS ONE I THOUGHT WOULD BE
REALLY GOOD.
>> BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT.
>> Jimmy: DUMP TRUCK.
>> DUMP TRUCK SHAPIRO, THAT'S A
REAL WINNER RIGHT THERE.
HILARIOUS.
>> Jimmy: SOUPNDS LIKE HE'D AN
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN THE
'20s, DUMP TRUCK SHAPIRO, KILLED
A MAN WITH HIS BARE HANDS!
>> SHAPIRO IS HARD.
IF ANYONE HAS IDEAS I'M LOOKING
FOR ANY SUGGESTIONS.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD SUGGEST YOU
USE YOUR LAST NAME.
THAT WOULD BE MY SUGGESTION.
YEAH, YEAH.
NO, SHAPIRO WILL BE FINE, IT'S
GOING TO BE FINE, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
>> I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: I'M EXCITED FOR YOU
ALSO.
ARE YOU GETTING THE HOUSE READY,
BABY PROOFING?
>> I'M GETTING THE HOUSE READY,
I'M GETTING EVERYONE AT WORK
READY.
I TOLD SHONDA.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.
>> I TOLD HER FIVE MINUTES FROM
BEING PREGNANT.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID TO ME?
SHE KNEW.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> YES, BECAUSE SHE'S SHONDA,
GENIUS, KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT'S
GOING ON IN THE WORLD.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU LIVING IN
SHONDA LAND?
>> RIGHT, THE MINUTE I GOT
PREGNANT.
SHONDA KNEW I WAS PREGNANT.
>> Jimmy: HOW DID SHE KNOW?
>> I THINK SHE WAS IN THE
EDITING ROOM FOR US HOURS,
LOOKING AT MY FACE, SHE COULD
TELL I'D HAD A REALLY GOOD
WEEKEND EATING PIZZA AND BEER OR
I WAS PREGNANT.
I TOLD GUILLERMO WHO PLAYS HUCK,
I TOLD HIM NEXT.
IT WAS NOT GREAT.
HE JUST CAME UP TO ME OUT OF THE
BLUE, WE'RE TIGHT, HE WAS LIKE,
WHOA.
YOUR BOOBS LOOK SUPER BIG.
I'M LIKE, I'M PREGNANT!
THAT'S HOW HE FOUND OUT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S AN HR
VIOLATION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LOOK OUT, GUILLERMO.
>> Jimmy: IS YOUR MOTHER EXCITED
ABOUT THIS?
>> MY MOTHER IS FREAKING OUT.
>> Jimmy: A GOOD MOTHER'S DAY
GIFT.
>> OH MY GOSH, SO WHAT IS
HAPPENING?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'LL GET
PRESENTS NEXT YEAR.
>> OH, THAT'S EXCITING.
>> IT'S AN EXTRA HOLIDAY THAT
HAS BEEN ADDED.
>> MY MOM IS EXCITED, THE WHOLE
FAMILY'S EXCITED.
I'M TRYING TO GET THE DOG YET,
THIS 8-YEAR-OLD DOG I ADOPTED
WHO HAS ISSUES.
AND WE WERE --
>> Jimmy: WHAT ISSUES?
DADDY ISSUES?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
HE'S JUST VERY SENSITIVE.
AND I'VE BEEN TOLD BY HIS
TRAINER THAT I HAVE TO -- I GOT
A BABY DOLL THAT MAKES A LOT OF
CRYING SOUNDS.
SO I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WALKING
AROUND MY HOUSE WITH A BABY AND
LIKE SETTING HIM UP FOR SUCCESS
SO THAT HE CAN REALLY GET AS
USED TO THE BABY COMING AS MUCH
AS HE NEEDS TO BEFORE THE BABY
GETS HERE.
I'M PUTTING DEEP OTHERS A BABY
DOLL.
>> Jimmy: YOU REALIZE THE DOG
THINKS YOU'RE INSANE, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO DO MY PARENTS.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOG'S AT THE
POUND GOING, GET ME OUT OF HERE.
>> MY PARENTS TOO.
THEY'RE LIKE, THINK YOU'VE BEEN
LIVING IN L.A. TOO LONG, YOU
NEED TO COME HOME.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THAT IS WHAT
PEOPLE IMAGINE IS GOING ON IN
L.A.
PEOPLE BABYING THEIR DOGS.
>> THAT'S ME.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT
WORKS BUT IT COULDN'T HURT TO DO
IT.
>> I'LL TRY ANYTHING, I DON'T
CARE.
I WANT -- HE'S MY BABY TOO.
HE'S MY FURRY BABY.
I'M SOUND LIKE A CRAZY MOM
ALREADY.
CRAZY MOM.
>> Jimmy: ANOTHER THING, A LOT
OF BABIES COME OUT FURRY ON
THEIR OWN.
SO THERE'S A FUR ON THE BABY, ON
A HUMAN BABY.
>> REALLY?
>> Jimmy: AT LEAST MINE HAS IT,
I DON'T KNOW.
WHEN HE WAS COMING OUT IT WAS
LIKE, OH, THIS IS A CHIP PAN
ZEE.
THIS IS NOT A CHILD.
>> I'M GLAD I KNOW.
I WAS A BABYSITTER FOR 100
YEARS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
>> I KNOW BEST, BUT I DON'T KNOW
AT ALL ABOUT --
>> Jimmy: ABOUT NEWBORNS.
>> THE GREATEST THING ABOUT
BABYSITTING IS GIVING THEM BACK
AT THE END OF THE DAY.
WAIT, THEY COME OUT FURRY AND I
HAVE TO KEEP IT FOR LONGER THAN
A 10-HOUR SHIFT?
>> Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL YOU FIND
OUT HOW YOU HAVE TO FEED THEM.
IT'S REALLY WEIRD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S REALLY WEIR

Scandal's Katie Lowes Makes Surprise Announcement

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