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>> I WAS JUST AN ORDINARY GUY. UNTIL THE EXTRAORDINARY
HAPPENED. AND EXTRAORDINARY IS JUST WHAT
THIS CITY NEEDED. >> MAXAMILIAN IS NO JOKE.
HE'S DESTROYING THE ENTIRE NORTH SIDE OF THE CITY.
I CAN'T EVEN GET REPORTERS ON THE FIELD.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. >> LINDA.
[ EXPLOSION ] DON'T BE AFRAID.
>> STEVE. >> IT'S ME.
I'M, WELL, DIFFERENT. >> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> WELL, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. BUT NOW I POSSESS THE SUPER
ABILITIES OF A SCORPION, ENHANCED STRENGTH, DEADLY GRIP,
VENOMOUS STING. WITH MY POWERS AND THIS ARMOR
THAT I CREATED I VOW TO BECOME THE VIGILANTE THIS CITY NEEDS.
I CAME HERE TO SAY GOOD-BYE JUST IN CASE I DON'T COME BACK.
>> THAT'S INCREDIBLE. BUT HOLD ON.
YOU MADE THAT? >> WHAT, THE SUIT?
>> YEAH. YOU SEWED THAT?
>> YES. YES, I DID.
NOW, THIS CITY WON'T NEED TO -- >> IT'S GORGEOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU THINK SO?
>> I DO. YOU MADE THAT WITH YOUR OWN
HANDS? >> YES, I DID.
>> WHEN? >> OH, JUST LAST NIGHT.
>> IN JUST ONE NIGHT? >> YES.
IT'S REALLY EASY ONCE YOU SETTLE ON THE -- WHAT'S THAT -- OH,
SILHOUETTE. >> STEVE!
>> IT'S SCORPIO NOW. >> SCORPIO.
THIS IS INSANE. LIKE YOUR SUPER POWERS INCLUDE
IMPECCABLE TAILORING? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAD THAT FROM BEFORE. >> FROM BEFORE?
OH, MY GOD. I JUST NOTICED THE LITTLE ZIPPER
ON THE SIDE. >> YEAH.
>> I JUST HEARD MAX A MILLIAN ATTACKED A HOSPITAL.
>> OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS THIS OUTFIT?
>> HE MADE IT. >> I MADE IT, I MADE IT.
>> SHUT UP. NO, YOU DIDN'T.
>> OKAY, THE ZIPPER IS -- >> I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S A LITTLE WONKY. I WAS RUSHED BECAUSE THE
HOSPITAL WAS GOING TO EXPLODE. >> THE LITTLE SCORPION ON THE
BUCKLE MATCHES THE DETAILING ON THE SHOULDER.
>> YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TOO MUCH, DO YOU?
I WAS WORRIED THE BUCKLES MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
>> NO, LIKE IF I SAW IT LAID OUT ON A TABLE I WOULD BE LIKE,
YEAH, THAT'S TOO MUCH. SEEING IT ON YOU I'M LIKE, NO,
IT'S PERFECT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, I LOVE THAT THE FABRICS ARE A MIX OF HIGH AND LOW.
SO HONESTLY, FOR ME IT'S A FULL YES.
>> OH, YOU KNOW. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE TOO
MATCHY-MATCHY. >> I FEEL LIKE IT COULD USE A
SCORPION ON THE CHEST. >> DISAGREE.
>> NO, NO. >> TOO LITERAL.
>> NO. I WANT IT TO FEEL LIKE SCORPION
BY SUGGESTING THEMES LIKE DANGER, POISON, NIGHT.
IT'S A VERY EARTHY COLOR STORY. >> YEAH, BUT I JUST THINK IT
COULD BE A COOL -- >> NO, I KNOW, BUT IT'S A
GARMENT, IT'S NOT A COSTUME. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> IT SAYS SCORPION ON THE CHEST.
I MEAN, DO YOU WEAR A BLOUSE WITH LIKE "SUE" WRITTEN ON IT?
>> ALL RIGHT. >> OH, DEAR GOD.
>> I DIDN'T SEE THE BACK. WAIT!
[ ALL GASPING ] >> LOOK.
>> I WANTED SOME OOMPH, YOU KNOW?
>> WELL, LOOK AT THAT BUTT. >> OH, IT'S PADDED.
SHH. >> COULD YOU MAKE SOMETHING FOR
ME? >> YOU KNOW, I HONESTLY FEEL
LIKE THIS MIGHT BE YOUR THING, STEVE.
>> IT'S SCORPIO. >> WELL, I NEED TO SEE A WHOLE
COLLECTION FROM YOU -- SCORPIO. >> YEAH.
BEING A SUPERHERO IS A SKILL, BUT DESIGNING IS A TALENT.
>> MAX A MILLION THREATENS TO BLOW UP CITY HALL IN FIVE
MINUTES. THE CITY NEEDS A HERO.
>> LISTEN, I MADE A CAPELET FOR WINTER MISSIONS.
WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO SEE IT? >> YES!
>> HOW DID YOU GET IT TO NOT CREASE AT THE SEAMS?
>> ACTUALLY I CUT IT ALONG THE BIAS.
>> OH, I CANNOT! [ EXPLOSION ]
>> OH, MY GOD. CITY HALL.
>> SHOULD I DESIGN WEDDING DRESSES?
>> YES! >> PLEASE!
[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪

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