Side Effects May Include: Airplane Seats, Deleting the DVR

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" ♪ >> James: ANYBODY HERE
THINKING OF RECLINING YOUR AIRPLANE SEAT?
YEP, IF YOU'RE THINKING OF RECLINING YOUR AIRPLANE SEAT,
YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THEY MAY INCLUDE
THINKING ABOUT RECLINING YOUR SEAT BACK BUT NOT WANTING TO
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER ) THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF
RECLINING YOUR AIRPLANE SEAT IS REALIZING YOUR CHAIR HAS BEEN
RECLINED THIS WHOLE TIME.
OH, GOD, THIS ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ANYONE HERE THINKING OF ACCIDENTALLY DELETING SOMETHING
ON YOUR D.V.R. BEFORE YOUR SPOUSE HAS WATCHED IT?
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) IF YOU'RE THINKING OF
ACCIDENTALLY DELETING SOMETHING ON YOUR D.V.R. BEFORE YOUR
SPOUSE HAS WATCHED IT YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ANYBODY HERE THINKING OF TRYING
TO TBLAG DOWN TWATTER TO ASK FOR THE CHECK?
IF YOU'RE THINKING OF TRYING TO FLAG DOWN THE WAITER TO ASK FOR
THE CHECK, YOU SHOULD KNOW THEREFORE SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE LOOKING AT YOUR SERVER AND DOING ONE OF
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
TRYING TO FLAG DOWN THE WAITER TO ASK FOR THE CHECK IS LEAVING
THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT PAYING.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ANYONE HERE THINKING OF PUTTING STUFFED ANIMALS INTO THE BACK
WINDOW OF YOUR CAR?
IF YOU'RE THINKING OF PUTTING STUFFED ANIMALS INTO THE BACK
WINDOW OF YOUR CAR, YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND
THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE SINCERELY WISHING PEOPLE IN YOUR
O ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF PUTTING STUFFED ANIMALS INTO THE
BACK WINDOW OF YOUR CAR IS NO ONE BEING SURPRISED WHEN THE
MISSING JOGGER'S BODY IS FOUND IN YOUR BASEMENT.
THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE

Side Effects May Include: Airplane Seats, Deleting the DVR

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