INTERVENTION.
THAT'S INTERESTING, IT CERTAINLY
EXCITED SOME LIBERTARIANS, GOT SOME PROGRESSIVES TO THINK ABOUT
IT FOR A SECOND -- NOT ME, BUT SOME OTHERS.
ONE REASON I DIDN'T
CONSIDER IT WAS AS HE'S A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND HE HAS NO
IDEA WHAT HIS POLICY -- DONALD TRUMP, POLICY?
HE SAYS IT'S A
MESS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, THESE GENERALS HAVE MADE A MESS.
SO
I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO THE GENERALS AND I'M NOT GOING TO
INTERVENE.
WHAT IS HE DOING NOW?
OF COURSE INTERVENTION.
NOT ONLY
DID HE BOMB ASSAD'S GOVERNMENT IN SYRIA, HE'S GOING TO SEND
MORE TROOPS TO AFGHANISTAN.
I TOLD YOU, HE WILL DO WHATEVER
THE LAST GUY IN THE ROOM TELLS HIM TO DO, AND THE REPUBLICAN
ESTABLISHMENT HAS HIM IN A HEADLOCK AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO
FIGURE IT OUT.
THEY JUST TELL HIM THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE DOING,
DONNIE BOY. AND HE IS LIKE, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT WE ARE DOING.
LET'S GO TO THE STORY, YOU'LL SEE --
LOOK AT THAT.
TURNS OUT WE ARE SENDING MORE TROOPS TO
AFGHANISTAN.
WHAT HAPPENED, DONNIE BOY?
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO GET STUCK IN THE MESSES IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
ALL OF A
SUDDEN, MORE TROOPS.
THEY GIVE YOU CONTEXT HERE AT VOX, THEY SAY --
BY THE WAY, THAT'S ALWAYS HOW IT IS NOT THAT WE ARE JUST
ADVISING THEM.
AND OBAMA WOULD SAY IT ISN'T BOOTS ON THE
GROUND, AND WE MADE FUN OF OBAMA FOR SAYING THAT.
WHAT ARE THEY,
WEARING SLIPPERS?
ITS BOOTS ON THE GROUND, YOU HAVE 8500 GUYS
AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO ADD 5000 GUYS.
EVENTUALLY THEY WILL GO
FROM ADVISING TO FIGHTING, WHICH THEY ALREADY DO, THREE HAVE DIED
RECENTLY, LET ALONE ALL THE OTHERS WHO HAVE DIED, IN FACT
LET ME GIVE YOU CONTEXT ON THAT --
THOSE ARE OVERALL CASUALTIES, NOT JUST OUR GUYS --
SO ALL OF THAT INTERVENTION THROUGH BUSH, OBAMA, TRUMP,
ALL THOSE FORCES, AND NOW AFTER 16 YEARS OF BLOOD, SWEAT, AND
TEARS, IN THIS CASE LITERALLY, AND OUR NATIONAL TREASURE, WE
DIDN'T SPEND THAT MONEY TO EDUCATE OUR KIDS OR FIX OUR
ROADS OR HOSPITALS, TO GET HEALTHCARE, WE SPENT IT IN
AFGHANISTAN, DEFENSE CONTRACTORS GOT INCREDIBLY RICH, AND THE
TALIBAN CONTROLS MORE TERRITORY THAN WHEN WE WENT IN.
THAT IS AN
ABYSMAL FAILURE, AND HOW DID WE GET TO THAT FAILURE?
THROUGH
INTERVENTION.
SO WHAT IS THE GENIUS IDEA OF THE SAME GENERALS
THAT WILL WORK FOR THE DEFENSE CONTRACTORS AFTER THEY RETIRE?
HEY, LET'S SPEND MORE MONEY WITH THE DEFENSE CONTRACTORS AND DO
MORE WAR AND MORE INTERVENTION THAT DIDN'T WORK.
DONNIE BOY,
YOU CAMPAIGNED AGAINST INTERVENTION.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I'LL DO WHATEVER THE GENERALS SAY, LET'S SEND IN MORE TROOPS
--
DUDE, YOU HAD 16 YEARS TO BREAK THE STALEMATE.
ALL YOU DID
WAS MAKE IT WORSE.
NOW YOU WANT MORE TROOPS TO DIE, MORE
AMERICANS TO DIE FOR THAT MISTAKE?
FORGET THE TRILLIONS OF
DOLLARS WE WASTED THERE THAT WE COULD HAVE SPENT ON OUR KIDS.
EVERY DAY MORE AMERICANS DIE THERE.
AND YOU WILL HAVE THEM
DIE, WHAT, TO BREAK THE STALEMATE?
IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE
OF ALL AND YOU ARE PRESIDENT, AND A GENERAL WALKS IN AND SAYS
THREE OR 5000 NEW TROOPS WILL BREAK THE STALEMATE, YOU SAY ON
WHAT GROUNDS?
SHOW ME ANY EVIDENCE YOU HAVE OVER THE LAST
16 YEARS THAT YOU HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO BREAK THAT
STALEMATE, LET ALONE WITH JUST 3 TO 5000 EXTRA TROOPS, BUT DONNIE
BOY DOESN'T ASK THOSE QUESTIONS BECAUSE HE'S A BLITHERING IDIOT.
TOTALLY ABSENT, THERE IS NOTHING IN HIS BRAIN.
YOU WILL SEE HOW
HE MAKES DECISIONS.
THE WASHINGTON POST REPORTS --
WAIT A MINUTE, WHY DOES THE PENTAGON HAVE FINAL SAY?
WE HAVE
A COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF WHO IS SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PENTAGON
WHAT OUR STRATEGY IS.
THE PENTAGON THAT IMPLEMENTS THAT
STRATEGY, THEIR JOB IS TO DO TACTICS, ETC., FIGURE OUT HOW TO
IMPLEMENT THE PLANS THAT THE CIVILIAN, LED BY THE PRESIDENT,
THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, HAVE INSTITUTED.
BUT IN THIS CASE
THERE IS NOBODY HOME.
THEY ASKED HIM TRUMP AND HE'S LIKE, WHAT DO
YOU GUYS THINK?
LET'S DO WHATEVER YOU SAY.
VOX EXPLAINS,
BACK TO THEM --
BUT WE DIDN'T ELECT THOSE GENERALS.
UNFORTUNATELY, WE
ELECTED YOU.
DO YOUR JOB.
ATTENTION, MAKE DECISIONS.
I
THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIG EXECUTIVE AND YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE
DECISIONS.
APPARENTLY HIS IDEA OF A DECISION IS, I DON'T KNOW,
YOU DO IT. AND A QUOTE FROM HIM FROM TODAY, HE SAYS --
BUT WAIT A MINUTE, SCHMUCK OF ALL SCHMUCKS, ARE YOU THE ONE
WHO TOLD ME NOT TO TRUST THE MILITARY DURING THE CAMPAIGN?
WE HAVE TO START WINNING WARS AGAIN.
NOW WE NEVER WIN A WAR.
AND WE DON'T FIGHT TO WIN.
I KNOW MORE ABOUT ISIS THAN THE GENERALS, IS THAT THE TRUTH?
THE GENERALS UNDER BARACK OBAMA AND HILLARY CLINTON
HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL.
WE ARE NOWHERE.
WE ARE LESS THAN NOWHERE, THE MIDDLE EAST IS FAR WORSE
THAN IT WAS 16 OR 17 YEARS AGO, IT'S NOT EVEN A CONTEST.
UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF BARACK OBAMA AND HILLARY CLINTON
THE GENERALS HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO RUBBLE, THEY HAVE BEEN
REDUCED TO A POINT WHERE IT'S EMBARRASSING FOR OUR COUNTRY.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
AND THAT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE
ICEBERG, IF YOU WATCH THE CAMPAIGN AT ALL -- THE GENERALS
DON'T KNOW, IRAQ WAS A MESS, WE AREN'T WINNING WITH THE GENERALS
UNDER OBAMA OR BUSH OR ANYONE ELSE.
HE COMES IN, MR.
PRESIDENT, YOU KNOW ISIS BETTER THAN THE GENERALS, WHAT SHOULD
THEY DO?
NOT KNOW, I'M GOING TO LET THEM RUN IT.
YOU TOLD ME ALL
THESE GENERALS ARE A MESS, THEY WERE A MESS A DAY AGO BEFORE YOU
GOT INTO OFFICE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I WAS JUST KIDDING, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.
HERE IS ONE MORE FROM VOX --
YOU KNOW WHY?
HE NEEDS ADULT SUPERVISION.
HE'S A CHILD, HE
DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NORTH KOREA OR ISIS.
BACK DURING
THE CAMPAIGN AT ONE POINT ASKED HIM THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUNNI
AND SHIA AND SOME OF THE OTHER SIMPLE -- IF YOU ARE RUNNING FOR
PRESIDENT, REALLY SIMPLE THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT FOREIGN
POLICY.
HE'S LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IT, BUT HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH, I'LL
FIGURE IT OUT SO MUCH WHEN I'M PRESIDENT IT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD
SPIN.
GO AHEAD AND ASK HIM, HE DOESN'T KNOW A THING.
HE THINGS
KIM JONG-UN WAS THE LEADER OF NORTH KOREA UNDER OBAMA AND
CLINTON.
THERE WERE THREE DIFFERENT LEADERS IN NORTH
KOREA, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW.
SO WHEN THE GENERALS COME IN AND
SAY THERE ARE GEOPOLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS ABOUT WHAT WE ARE
DOING IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
HE'S LIKE, I
DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WE ELECTED A GODDAMN CHILD, NOW
HE'S DOING WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
DOING.
YOU DO IT.
SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
IF YOU LEAVE THE
MILITARY IN CHARGE, IF ALL YOU HAVE IS A HAMMER, EVERYTHING
LOOKS LIKE NAILS.
AND THEY WILL HAMMER ALL OVER THE WORLD, THEY
WILL GET US INTO MORE AND MORE MESSES, AND DONALD TRUMP WILL
GO, NOBODY KNEW IT WAS THIS COMPLICATED.
GOD HELP US ALL.
AFGHANISTAN IS GOING TO GO FROM TERRIBLE TO WORSE, WE ARE GOING
TO WASTE MORE TREASURE, MORE BLOOD -- THAT'S BECAUSE THERE IS
A COMPLETE AND UTTER MORON WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BE
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF IN THE OVAL OFFICE.
IF YOU ARE A
CONSERVATIVE AND YOU ARE SUPPORTING DONALD TRUMP, YOU
OUGHT TO BE EMBARRASSED, MAN.
HAVE YOU KNOW GODDAMN SHAME?
YOU
LOOK AT THAT AND YOU GO THAT'S A STRONG ALPHA MALE?
DO ALPHA
MALES GO, I DON'T KNOW, YOU DECIDE?
BUNCH OF LOSERS.
AND
LAST THING, GUYS -- EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT DONALD TRUMP AND HOW
THE DEMOCRATIC ESTABLISHMENT LOST TO HIM, IT MAKES MY BLOOD
BOIL.
THEY LOST TO A GUY WHOSE IQ IS IN THE BOTTOM 10% OF THE
COUNTRY.
IF HE WAS ON DEATH ROW I WOULD SAY DON'T EXECUTE HIM
BECAUSE HIS IQ IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH.
AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
LOST TO HIM. AND NOW THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY SAYS, DON'T
PRIMARY US, WE GOT THIS THING.
UNITE BEHIND US, WE HAVE A
WINNING STRATEGY.
WHAT WINNING STRATEGY?
YOU LOST TO THIS
BUFFOON!
STEP ASIDE.
JESUS CHRIST, MAN.
A BUNCH OF
INCOMPETENTS, DEMOCRATS
AND REPUBLICANS.