Trump's PATHETIC Excuse For Firing James Comey

WHAT PRECIPITATED DONALD TRUMP FIRING THE FBI DIRECTOR,
JAMES COMEY?
WE ALL KNOW WHEN WE'VE GONE OVER THIS, JAMES
COMEY WAS LOOKING INTO THE RUSSIAN TIES OF THE TRUMP
CAMPAIGN AND POSSIBLY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, AND POSSIBLY
DONALD TRUMP HIMSELF, AND PERHAPS FINANCIAL DEALINGS.
NOW,
WHAT WE FIND OUT TODAY IS THE INTERNAL PROCEEDINGS AND WHAT
WAS HAPPENING INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE.
AS USUAL, LEAKS INSIDE
THE WHITE HOUSE, SENIOR ADVISERS TO THE PRESIDENT TALKING TO THE
PRESS, IN THIS CASE POLITICO.
LET'S DIVE IN THERE AND SEE WHAT
HAPPENED.
THEY EXPLAIN --
>>INDEED.
THAT'S A LOT OF FOLKS FIRED OR RECUSED BECAUSE OF THE
RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION, YOU STILL THINK THERE'S NO PATTERN?
LET'S
GO FURTHER AND FIND OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING BEHIND THE SCENES.
THEY SAY THAT --
>>THIS GUY IS TOTALLY UNHINGED.
EVEN HIS OWN GUYS KNOW HE IS
UNHINGED.
IF IT WAS A NO BIG DEAL ISSUE WOULD HE BE IN A RAGE
AND YELL AT THE TV?
HE IS SO UNHINGED IT'S POSSIBLE I
SUPPOSE, BUT MORE LIKELY THE THINGS HE GETS MOST MAD AT ARE
THE THINGS THAT ARE THE TRUEST AND THAT THERE ARE THE MOST
FACTS ABOUT, AND THAT HE'S MOST WORRIED ABOUT.
THEY SAY --
>>SO HE FEELS LIKE IF I'M THE PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE TO JUST DO
WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO, AND IF I TELL YOU TO LIVE YOU HAVE TO
LIE.
IF I SAY MY PHONES WERE TAPPED AND IT'S NOT TRUE, YOUR
JOB AS FBI DIRECTOR IS TO LIGHT EVERYBODY.
AND WHEN COMEY DIDN'T
DO THAT HE'S SUPER MAD.
WHAT ARE YOU INVESTIGATING ME FOR?
I'M
YOUR BOSS, YOU CAN'T INVESTIGATE ME.
YOU MIGHT FIND SOMETHING.
HE
STILL THINKS HE'S RUNNING A FAMILY BUSINESS.
HE'S LIKE, WHY
WOULD I ALLOW ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES TO INVESTIGATE ME?
OF
COURSE I'M A CROOK, LOOK AT TRUMP UNIVERSITY AND THE CASINOS
AND THE BANKRUPTCIES.
IF I GOT A GUY INVESTIGATING ME AND HE'S MY
EMPLOYEE, I FIRE HIM SO HE CAN'T FIND OUT WHAT A CROOK I AM.
NO-BRAINER.
BUT THAT'S NOT HOW THE GOVERNMENT WORKS, BECAUSE
YOU AREN'T JUST WORKING FOR YOURSELF, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO
WORK FOR ALL OF US.
WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE WORKING FOR US
AND NOT JUST YOUR OWN FINANCIAL INTERESTS, AND THE FBI DIRECTOR
IS NOT YOUR LACKEY.
IS NOT SOME LOWER-LEVEL EMPLOYEE AT TRUMP
TOWER YOU CAN JUST FIRE WHEN HE ANNOYS YOU BY INVESTIGATING YOU.
NOW WE ARE GOING TO GET INTO HOW MUCH DONALD TRUMP MISUNDERSTANDS
THE WORLD.
YOU WILL SEE WHAT A KNUCKLEHEAD HE IS HERE BASED ON
WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS TO HAPPEN.
THEY EXPLAIN --
>>WAIT -- YOU FIRE THE FBI DIRECTOR INVESTIGATING YOUR TIES
TO RUSSIA AND IT SURPRISES YOU THAT PEOPLE ARE NOT ON BOARD
WITH THAT?
THAT THEY ARE A LITTLE CONCERNED WITH THAT?
HE
WAS EVEN SURPRISED THE DEMOCRATS WERE PISSED.
OH MY GOD, THAT'S
SO UNBELIEVABLE STUPID.
LISTEN TO THIS --
>>YOU THINK YOU WILL FIRE THE SITTING DIRECTOR INVESTIGATING
YOU AND DEMOCRATS WILL GO THAT'S A WIN/WIN?
WAY TO GO, DONNIE?
THAT IS SO STUPID.
EVEN IF YOU ARE ON TRUMP'S SIDE, HOW COULD
YOU NOT SEE THAT THAT WOULD CAUSE EVERYONE TO GO, WHOA, YOU
JUST FIRED THE COP LOOKING INTO YOU.
THAT MEANS THERE'S AN
EXCELLENT CHANCE YOU ARE GUILTY.
EVEN IF HE ISN'T GUILTY, HOW
COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE WOULD THINK?
THAT
WOULD BE THE NATURAL CONCLUSION?
OH, I THOUGHT THE DEMOCRATS
WOULD LIKE IT IF I FIRED THE GUY INVESTIGATING ME.
I'M TELLING
YOU, HE IS WAY DUMBER THAN ANYONE ELSE THINKS.
HE'S -- WHO
KNEW HEALTHCARE WAS COMPLICATED?
WHO KNEW NORTH KOREA WAS?
WHO
KNEW IF I FIRED THE GUY INVESTIGATING ME THAT PEOPLE
WOULDN'T LIKE IT?
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A WIN/WIN.
THE THING
THAT'S AMAZING IS HE DID THINK THAT, HE IS
THAT DUMB.
OKAY --
>>CALLED THE LEADER OF THE OPPOSING PARTY AND YOU TELL HIM
YOU ARE FIRING THE GUY INVESTIGATING YOU, AND HE IS
LIKE, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, AND YOU ARE LIKE,
WHAT?
YOU AREN'T HAPPY ABOUT THAT?
THAT IS SO WEIRD.
WHO IS
THAT STUPID?
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE HOW STUPID HE IS, HE THOUGHT
CHUCK SCHUMER WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT THE NEWS.
>>OKAY --
>>THIS IF GOFFREY, CHILD KING.
WHY IS NO ONE DEFENDING ME WHEN
I FIRED THE GUY INVESTIGATING ME?
WHY DON'T YOU DEFEND ME?
BECAUSE IT'S A STUPID, KNUCKLEHEADED MOVED TO DO.
THE
ONLY WAY IT'S DUMBER THAN IF HE'S GUILTY AS IF HE'S NOT
GUILTY.
IF HE ACTUALLY DOESN'T HAVE A DEAL WITH THE RUSSIANS,
FIRING JAMES COMEY -- LIKE, THAT'S EVEN DUMBER THAN I COULD
EVEN IMAGINE.
IF SOMEBODY IS INVESTIGATING YOU AND YOU DIDN'T
DO IT AND YOU FIRED HIM, THE MESSAGE YOU SENT EVERYONE IS, I
LIKELY DID IT.
BUT THE REALITY IS, OF COURSE HE DID IT.
YOU
THINK THIS GUY IS SMART ENOUGH TO COVER HIS TRACKS?
NO, THERE
WILL BE DOCUMENTATION EVERYWHERE.
IF IT ISN'T COMEY IT
WILL BE SOMEONE ELSE.
I KNOW HE'S GOING TO PUT IN ONE OF HIS
HENCHMEN TO BE THE HEAD OF THE FBI, GIULIANI, CHRISTIE, MAYBE
HE PUTS IN ONE OF HIS KNUCKLEHEADED SONS, MAYBE HE'LL
PUT BO DEEDLE IN.
I DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T MATTER, THERE ARE TOO
MANY PEOPLE AT THE FBI AND THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT WHO HAVE
ACCESS TO YOUR FINANCIAL RECORDS, YOU IDIOT.
THESE
INVESTIGATIONS ARE MORE COMPLICATED THAN I REALIZED.
HE
GETS MAD OF COURSE, THE CHILD DOES, AND STARTS TWEETING --
>>HE'S THE PRESIDENT, HE'S WRITING THINGS LIKE THEY PLAY SO
SAD.
GOD, IF YOU ARE PROUD OF THIS GUY, YOU ARE ONE OF THE
SADDEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET.
OH YEAH?
I LIKE WHEN THE PRESIDENT
IS A BABY.
YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING SO SAD. AND THEN ONE MORE --
>>WHAT'S AMAZING ABOUT THAT IS, I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU
THINK THAT'S HIM BEING, LIKE, BRAGGING AND SAYING OUTRAGEOUS
THINGS TO GET PEOPLE TO -- NO, NO, HE BELIEVES IT.
HE IS SO
STUPID.
I KNOW I'VE SAID IT MANY TIMES, BUT I CAN'T SAY IT
ENOUGH.
HE IS SUCH A CHILD, HE'S LIKE, THEY WILL THANK ME.
THIS
WILL WORK OUT GREAT.
YEAH.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A WIN/WIN.
I
DIDN'T KNOW BEING PRESIDENT WOULD BE THIS COMPLICATED.
I
DIDN'T KNOW DOING A FINANCIAL DEAL WITH THE RUSSIANS AND THEN
DOING WHAT I WANTED WHEN I BECAME PRESIDENT AND I GET
CAUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE COMPLICATED.
MY GUESS IS WE
WON'T BE THANKING YOU LATER.

Trump's PATHETIC Excuse For Firing James Comey

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