Trump's Security Briefings Basically A Bunch Of Pictures

WASHINGTON POST IS REPORTING ABOUT HOW DONALD TRUMP
LIKES TO GET HIS INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS.
THE 17 INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES THROUGHOUT THE FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT, AND THE HEADS OF THOSE SYNTHESIZED THEIR
FINDINGS AND GIVE IT TO THE PRESIDENT.
NORMALLY, RATHER THICK FOLDER BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT OF
INTELLIGENCE IN THE WORLD.
THERE ARE A LOT OF COUNTRIES, FOREIGN-POLICY ISSUES, AND
IT IS OFTENTIMES A MESS.
I TOLD YOU IN THE PAST BECOME PATS REPORTING THAT DONALD
TRUMP LIKES HIS SYNTHESIZED TO ONE PIECE OF PAPER.
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS AND ONE IS A PAPER PLUS WE TOLD IN
THE PAST HE LIKES MAPS AND GRAPHICS.
HERE'S A NEW STORY WHERE HIS TOP INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS
BASICALLY CONFIRM THAT IN COMICAL TERMS.
I LOVE IT.
MIKE POMPEO WHO IS THE CIA DIRECTOR SAYS, TRUMP LIKES
KILLER GRAPHICS.
BY THE WAY, WHEN YOU ARE TALKING OF ABOUT THAT COMING FROM
THE HEAD OF THE CIA, I'M NOT SURE I WOULD USE THAT LANGUAGE
BECAUSE SOMETIMES THEY HAVE HAD LITERALLY KILLER GRAPHICS.
IN OTHER WORDS, HE DOESN'T LIKE TO READ BECAUSE HE IS A
CHILD, SO WE HAVE TO KEEP DRAWING PICTURES FOR HIM.
HE CONTINUES TO GET BETTER.
POMPEO SAYS WELL, THE PRESIDENT PREFERS TO GET TO THE CORE
OF THE ISSUE QUICKLY.
IN OTHER WORDS, HE GETS BORED EASILY.
HE GETS DISTRACTED, AND YOU HAVE TO ENTERTAIN HIM AND DO SOME
JUGGLING AND THEN GO OKAY, HERE IS ALL OF NORTH KOREA AND 30
SECONDS OR LESS AND THEN TRUMP, NO WONDER COMES ON GOES
NOBODY KNEW THIS, BUT IT TURNS OUT NORTH KOREA'S, LOCATED.
REALLY?
I LOVE THAT THIS IS COMING FROM HIS TOP GUYS.
THESE ARE BARELY CONCEALED AS, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
THE GUYS A MORON.
WEíRE TRYING OUR BEST.
HE REQUESTED TO
DELIVER THE MATERIAL IN A WAY THAT HE CAN BEST UNDERSTAND
THE INFORMATION WE'RE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE.
WOW.
THAT IS BETTER THAN IF YOU JUST CALLED HIM AN IMBECILE.
HE IS LIKE, WELL, WE TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE
PRESIDENT IN THE LANGUAGE HE CAN UNDERSTAND, PRETTY
PICTURES, GRAPHICS, MAPS.
HEY, DONNIE, IT IS BRIEFING TIME.
RIGHT AFTER NAPTIME.
OKAY, DON'T GET CRANKY ON ME THAT HERE'S A PICTURE.
THIS IS WHAT NORTH KOREA LOOKS LIKE.
I AM ALREADY BORED.
SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE EMBARRASSMENT.
TRUMP DOESN'T REALLY THE NIGHT ANY OF THIS, ALTHOUGH HE
DOES SAY, THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES OF ALL
TIME, YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE A SMART PERSON.
HAVE TO BE TOLD THE SAME THING IN THE SAME WORDS EVERY
SINGLE DAY FOR THE NEXT EIGHT YEARS.
THAT WAS IN REFERENCE TO INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS.
YOU KNOW I'M LIKE, SMART PRESENT.
AGREE TO DISAGREE.
WHO SAYS I'M LIKE A SMART PERSON?
THAT WAS DURING THE CAMPAIGN WHEN THEY SAID HEY, IF YOU
ARE ONE OF THE TOP CANDIDATES, REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRAT, YOU
GET THE INTELLIGENT BRIEFING EVERY DAY.
HE DIDN'T WANT EVERY DAY, HE JUST WANTED IT ONCE OR
TWICE A WEEK BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND HE DIDN'T LIKE
PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.
I DONATED EVERY DAY, I'M LIKE A SMART PERSON.
WE GO BACK TO THE CIA DIRECTOR WHO SAYS, TRUMP PREFERS
FLEA FLOWING CONVERSATIONS OVER LISTENING TO HIS PREFERS
TEACH LESSONS.
IT'S A VERY ORAL, INTERACTIVE DISCUSSION, AS OPPOSED TO
SITTING THERE AND READING FROM A TEXT OR SCRIPT.
IN OTHER WORDS, WE HAVE TO TALK SLOWLY BECAUSE HE IS A CHILD.
HE DOESN'T LIKE TO READ AND HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE TAUGHT
HIS LESSONS.
YOU'RE ARGUABLY THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH.
YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO TAKE A MINUTE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT
THE WORLD IS GOING ON GLOBALLY?
REMEMBER WHEN HE USED TO SAY IDIOTIC THINGS LIKE WHEN I GET
IN OFFICE, I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE
SHIA AND THE SUNNI, SO GOOD.
IT IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN.
I'M GOING TO KNOW THIS AS SOON AS I AM AN OFFICE.
NOW THEY ARE IN HERE HAMAS OR HERE ARE OUR ALLIES IN THE
SUNNI AND SHIA WORLD.
COME ON, WHERE THE MAPS?
I WANT TO GO BACK TO NAPTIME.
THESE ARE NOT
LIBERAL CRITICS.
THESE ARE HIS TOPS AND INTELLIGENT OFFICIALS
TELLING HIM THIS.
EVEN TRUMP HIMSELF SAYS, I DON'T NEED YOU KNOW 200
PAGE REPORT ON SOMETHING THAT CAN BE HANDLED ON A PAGE.
OH GOD, HELP US ALL.
THERE IS NO ONE IN CHARGE.
THERE ARE NO ADULTS OR RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE.
THERE'S A MANCHILD IN OFFICE GOING I DO WANT TO READ.
GOD HELP US ALL.
TRUMP AGAIN SAYS I LIKE BULLETS OR I LIKE AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.
BUT YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT.
YOU ARE THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.
SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT, LOCATED SITUATION LIKE
NORTH KOREA AND A BULLET ARE IN UNDER A PAGE.
GOD HELP US ALL.
WASHINGTON POST SAID TRUMP IS ALSO ENCOURAGES PREFERS TO
INCLUDE AS MANY VISUAL ELEMENTS AS POSSIBLE.
AND
THEN FINALLY WE GO TO DANIEL COATS, AS THE DIRECTOR
OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE, BY THE WAY THEYíRE MASSIVE
RIGHT-WINGERS, TRUMP APPOINTEES.
NOT GUYS WHO WERE LEFT OVER FROM THE BUREAUCRACY WHO ARE
MAKING FUN OF HIM BEHIND HIS BACK.
THESE ARE HIS BOYS.
COATS SAYS SOMETIMES, PICTURES TO SAY THOUSAND WORDS.
THEY HAVE TO DRAW FOR THE MANCHILD PRESIDENT.
OKAY, DONNIE, THIS IS NORTH KOREA.
IT IS NEXT
TO, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, DONNIE, SOUTH KOREA.
WAIT, I KNOW YOU ARE LOSING PATIENCE.
SOUTH KOREA IS ON OUR SIDE, NORTH KOREA'S AGAINST US.
SOMEBODY DRAW A PICTURE.
GOD HELP THE WHOLE WORLD.
WE HAVE AN ABSOLUTE
IMBECILE AS OUR PRESIDENT.

Trump's Security Briefings Basically A Bunch Of Pictures

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