WEIRD THINGS WE'VE DONE TO IMPRESS A CRUSH #2

• From giving a girl a box of dead animal guts to eating a wooden fence, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit weirdest things
we’ve done to impress our crush, PART 2 – I’m Pringle the One and today I’ll
be your narrator
10 – MHNY0GURT Hellbent When he was younger, Hellbent had a crush
on a girl at his school.
He didn’t know much about her but he overheard her talking with her friends about how she
loves scary movies, scary video games, anything with gore in it.
So he decided to anonymously send her a box, which contained the entrails of a pig.
He watched with a smile as she opened the box of blood and intestines, hoping she would
love it.
She didn’t.
In fact she ran away vomiting and screaming.
Unfortunately she found out that Hellbent was the mystery sender and never spoke to
him again.
There’s just no pleasing some people.
9 - miss_unknown Ladybot When Ladybot was in school, there were rumours
going around that she vaped.
She had no idea where the rumours started but everyone started looking at her differently.
Her crush eventually heard the rumour and asked her if it was true.
She went along with it, hoping it would make her seem badass because she was so young.
But unfortunately her crush’s best friend found it hilarious and decided to bully her
every day until she graduated.
It broke the ice though and she managed to get a kiss from her crush, but it ended when
she told him the truth and he left her for another vape smoking girl.
8 – Fake_McLies Cid When Cid was 10, he had a crush on a girl
in his sports class at school.
He really wanted to show off one day so when he grabbed a football and kicked it all the
way across the field.
Unfortunately it didn’t go in the goal, but it did hit his crush straight in the face.
She ended up getting a broken nose and getting sent home.
He walked her to the first aid room and tried to tell her it was an accident.
After she had surgery to fix her face, Cid asked her on a date, and to his surprise,
she said yes.
7 – Emerald_Arcade Zaraganba When Zaraganba was in junior high, he came
up with a cute way to impress his crush.
While his crush was eating lunch one day, Zaraganba took his glasses case, placed the
glasses on top of it and pretended it talked.
He told her jokes with a goofy voice and he liked seeing her laugh.
It was a simple but effective trick, his crush ended up laughing so hard she spat her drink
out through her nose.
She found it irresistibly cute and gave Zaraganba a kiss.
Unfortunately she moved schools a few weeks later and he never got to impress her again.
6 – Scarlet_Kitty Ramona Back when Ramona was in 6th grade, there was
a guy she really liked, but because most of her friends were guys too, she was too shy
to ask any of them for advice.
So, she did the only thing she could think of: give him a friendly punch on the arm.
She punched him every time she saw him for about a month.
One day Ramona’s dad was picking her up from school when her crush’s dad came up
to her and threatened to have Ramona arrested for assaulting his son.
The next day he came to school with a cast.
Turns out she punched him so hard his shoulder was dislocated.
5 –CoffeeGamesAndIdeas Emojie Emojie once won two free meals at a fancy
restaurant, so he decided to invite the girl of his dreams.
The only problem was that his crush was a twin, and he mistakenly invited the wrong
one.
He was pretty surprised when he got to the restaurant and they both turned up.
He decided to play it cool but ended up paying for the extra meal anyway.
After the meal he told them about the mix-up and had to let one of them down.
The dumped twin was pretty upset but luckily she ended up forgiving him a few weeks later.
4 -SynoYoung Nixxiom When Nixxiom was in middle school, he overheard
his crush saying that she loved the taste of apples.
So instead of subtly buying her a nice apple from the cafeteria, he broke into the school
kitchen and stole every apple he could find.
He then broke into her locker and stuffed the entire thing full of apples.
He watched her open the locker and the apples fell out, pelting her in the face as they
exploded out of the locker.
She was crying from being smacked in the head by more than 200 apples.
Nixxiom hesitated for a moment and then blamed one of the other kids before running away.
Unsurprisingly, he lost his chance with her that day.
3 – Bodil_40 SpinalPalm SpinalPalm’s crush knew he liked her and
decided to have a bit of fun.
She told him she would only go out with him if he held water in his mouth for a whole
school day.
He got most of the way through the day until science class when he coughed and spat the
water all over someone’s homework.
He thought his chances were lost but then she whispered to him, ‘You get an A for
effort’ and passed him a hershey’s chocoloate kiss.
He thought she was super cool, but when she walked away, she did a ‘dab’ without looking
and accidentally punched a kid in the face.
Ahhh, the crazy things we do for love.
2 – RealCPastaking Dolan Dolan went to school with a foreign exchange
student and he really wanted to impress her.
He asked a friend what kind of guy she likes, and his friend asked another friend, who asked
another friend, who asked ANOTHER friend.
By the time he got a reply, someone told Dolan she likes a guy who can eat a fence.
He thought this was weird, but went outside and started eating a wooden fence, post by
post.
When she finally asked him what the hell he was doing, he said, ‘I thought you liked
guys who eat fences?’
She stared at him in shock and said, ‘I told my friend I like a guy with common sense.’
He didn’t get a date with her but he did have to have a tetanus shot.

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