World's 4th Quietest Let's Play

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome back to another
World's
Quietest
Let's play, now
You may know my personal history with I am bread. It is a game that deserves to be flayed alive
on the sacrificial Altar
However, I've received word that the development team is made a slightly less stupid way
[inhales]
to control your inanimate bread "We've added a fresh new control scheme called gamepad basic
This will make your bread a little easier to control in case you were finding it too...
CRUSTRATING so I'm going to take this in with a modicum of
Love and we will see oh
Oh we will see
what we can do. What the fuck is bagel race? Oh no
I remember
I remember now why I abandoned you
*inhales*
Let us- this looks just as stupid as it was before okay?
This is literally just as bad as it once was oh
The memories are flooding back into me. Oh the horrors of which my past has haunted me.
Huge- oh no.
[deep inhale through the nose]
There comes a time in everybody's life when they must sacrifice
For the greater good and this is not that fucking time. Don't worry little controller.
*le kisses controller*
I won't break you unless you deserve to be broken
Same goes for all of you. Let's continue on our
heuffff.
So long as we think the most peaceful thoughts in the world, we will be okay
we can persevere- what are you even- how is that even what I want you to do?
And just flop your stupid floppy body over this yonder way, and if you fuck up- Oh, you fucked up
You fucked up here comes a stabbing. I need you to question everything you have ever done in your life
*inhales then exhales*
Yes, throw the bottle in anger.
*sounds of anger neurons inside Mark's brain*
If you listen closely enough, you can hear the anger neurons firing inside my brain
I'm a man of considerable patience.
And you bread, I don't care how many fingernail clippings,
I care don't how many band-aids, how much aids you have on you. I will eat you.
I will eat all of you
Not you guys. I'm thinking that maybe
Maybe I haven't
activated the new control scheme
and if there was no- [unintelligible]
I was on game pad basic these are literally no different. There's-
There's nothing different about this, okay? That is the way that life is. We can beat this.
We can beat this cause I believe in me who believes in you and if we believe in each other,
Maybe we'll go shut the fuck up. What is that?
What is that? What is that glowing glory over there?
Could it be something that's going to save me?
I don't know what that did. Oh?
It gave me grip. Grips like the gods
Grip like the gods that's not gonna help me if it's just gonna be stupid like that. My head ability is 100% wait
Did it feel pity on me?
Did it feel pity on me?
And decided to give me what Nintendo gives you when you fail a level too much?
the Golden Tanooki suit
That's what this is isn't it? I see your game
Why is it so hard to crawl over a pair of pants? They are simple,
Elegant creatures pants, but you can just get the fuck over it and move your bread ass over there
This is your life
there we are now we're-
I don't care if this is pretty much cheating at this point
my bread seems to have grown some fur, but that's okay because I,
who am not cheating- Oh why am I going-?
Why am I going- why am I stuck to the underside of this?
You guys don't understand
How much I will literally
Hate this game.
There is nothing I feel inside my soul for this fucking game
Ah, slow and steady wins the race
Slow and steady gets you punched in the side the face.
I am golden god. If I don't get toasted in the light, then where do I go?
There is a freaking heat iron right there is it on?
I don't think it's on I'm going to get my bread ass slid in those slots
*mmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
I need to get to the top of that dresser
And then throw my bread body off of it. Excuse me breathing like a beast in your ear
It's the only thing I can do to stay sane
Flailing wildly I see. Something I am very accustomed to in the middle of the night oh
Things are looking up for Markiplier, If you know what I mean
That means I'm going up. This seems impossible and yet, I have done-
There we go.
I can do this?
Excuse the most pathetic launch I've ever seen in my life
If you-
I saw my life flash before my eyes. I saw everything that I knew and lo- ah ohh
I saw everything that I knew and loved being destroyed in front of me.
Okay, I just have to get on this god damned toaster
You see
The arduous bullshit I had to go through just to get to this one point. How in the flip-flapping floop-dupin world
Would I've ever gotten there on my own? Just a little bit-
farther
If I just hang like here floating like a flag in the wind,
haunting and flaunting my victory to everyone around me, I will be lovely
even toasting
What are you doing? Why are you doing that? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? I ask you. I beg you. I call to the heavens. Why? Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing that? Just stop. Just be toast.
Hold yourself before I wreck you
Self you yourself you I wreck you. I will- I will literally kill you. I got one side done
It's okay. It's all right
I got something that you don't like. Let hold the shard let go of the corner
hey *gasp*
I Closed my eyes for one second and you try to betray me we have reached the precipice
*groans*
I hate this game so much
And you get pinned to that iron, and you cooking the fires of hell
I hate you with every fiber of my being
Why have you stopped toasting, friend? toast like the bastards- *ding* yeh your-
I have done it. I am victorious
I am the greatest bread master to ever walk the Earth and anyone who disagrees with me
shall be punished severely and with that being said
now I
Can bury this game the annals of history not the anals of history
the annals with two n's and
Let it be [forgotten]
And Lie dead in the ocean where it belongs in person down there with chains
unbreakable
So thank you everybody so much for watching and thank you for joining me on [another] world
quietest, let's play
Let me know what you think down in the comments below and as always I will see you
in the next video
bye bye!...

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