WWE Promo Shoot 2

>> OKAY. MOVING ON TO THE NEXT PROMO.
LET'S GET OUR NEXT TWO WRESTLERS IN THERE.
KOKO WATCHOUT AND TRASHYARD MUTT.
>> HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MAN.
HOW YOU DOING? >> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BROTHER. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> HEY, GUYS, IT'S A NORMAL 30-SECOND PROMO.
WE CAN START WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> THANKS, MAN. HEY, FAIR WARNING, I MIGHT GET A
LITTLE HARSH WITH SOME OF THE STUFF I SAY.
IT'S JUST KIND OF MY THING. SO --
>> AW, YEAH, HEY, MAN, TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
LET'S HAVE A GOOD ONE. GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT.
>> GREAT. >> AND -- ACTION!
>> I'M HERE WITH OUR MAIN EVENT COMPETITORS, KOKO WATCHOUT AND
TRASHYARD MUTT. IT DOESN'T GET MUCH UGLIER THAN
THE RIVALRY BETWEEN THESE TWO. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MUTT?
>> YOU'RE DARN RIGHT! AND WHEN I GET MY PAWS ON HIM,
IT'S GOING TO BE DINNER TIME FOR OLD MUTT.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT'S MAIN COURSE IS A BIG HEAPIN',
STINKIN' PILE OF LOSER! [ BARKING ]
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT, KOKO?
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY.
HE'S SHOOTING BLANKS. HE'S BEEN TRYING TO GET HIS WIFE
PREGNANT FOR TWO YEARS. AND HE CANNOT GET IT DONE!
AND IT'S PUTTING A LOT OF STRESS ON THEIR MARRIAGE.
>> YEAH! WELL, I'M GOING TO PUT SOME
STRESS ON YOU IN THE RING. I'M GOING TO MESS YOU UP.
[ GROWLS ] >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S MESSED
UP. THIS GUY'S SPERM!
THEY DON'T HAVE TAILS. THEY'RE JUST LITTLE HEADS.
THE DOCTOR SAID HE'S NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.
THE ONLY BUN THIS GUY IS EVER PUTTIN' IN THE OVEN IS A
CINNABON, BECAUSE HE'S NOT FERTILE!
>> WELL, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
TRASHYARD MUTT IS STERILE AND IT ALL GETS SETTLED THIS SUNDAY AT
WRESTLEMANIA. >> AND CUT!
>> OH, HEY, THAT WAS GOOD. RIGHT?
YOU GOT WITH THAT? >> NOT REALLY, MAN!
NOT REALLY! I TOLD YOU THAT IN PRIVATE, MAN.
MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT WRESTLING STUFF AND LESS
EMOTIONAL STUFF. >> OKAY.
WRESTLING STUFF. OKAY, COOL, COOL.
GREAT NOTE. >> ALL RIGHT, PROMO TAKE TWO.
AND -- ACTION!
>> I'M HERE WITH KOKO WATCHOUT AND TRASHYARD MUTT.
AND IT DOESN'T GET MUCH UGLIER THAN THE RIVALRY BETWEEN THESE
TWO. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MUTT?
>> OH, YEAH! AND LORD HELP HIM WHEN I COME
FLYING DOWN FROM THAT TOP ROPE WITH MY DOUBLE DOGGY DROP.
[ BARKS ] >> WELL, ACTUALLY, MUTT, YOU'RE
NOT FLYING ANYWHERE, BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE NO-FLY LIST!
BECAUSE THE LAST TIME YOU FLEW, YOU TOOK A DUMP SO BAD THEY HAD
TO TURN THE PLANE AROUND. THEY HEARD THE NOISE AND THOUGHT
IT WAS A BOMB. AN 80-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FELL INTO A
COMA AND SHE STILL HASN'T WOKEN UP.
AT ONE POINT YOU TRIED TO BLAME IT ON A SOLDIER RETURNING HOME
FROM AFGHANISTAN! >> HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
>> I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, MUTT!
I HACKED INTO YOUR LAPTOP AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.
THAT'S HOW I FOUND OUT WHAT A BIG KATY PERRY FAN YOU REALLY
ARE. >> OH, NO.
>> ROLL THE TAPE! >> DON'T ROLL THE TAPE.
♪ CALIFORNIA GIRLS THEY'RE UNDENIABLE
DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP ♪
YEAH! OKAY, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
>> IT WAS YESTERDAY! AND THAT'S WHAT THE KOKO IS
COOKING. WOO!
>> AND CUT! FELT GOOD TO ME.
YOU GUYS HAPPY? >> YEAH.
>> NO! I'M UNHAPPY.
>> YOU SAID I SHOULD JUST GO AFTER YOU, MAN.
>> WELL, DON'T. JUST KEEP IT TO LIKE GENERIC
STUFF. OKAY?
LIKE HOW I'LL BE CRYING FOR MY MAMA OR SOMETHING SILLY.
>> OKAY, OKAY. CRYING FOR YOUR MAMA.
HEY, GREAT NOTE AGAIN. >> ACTION!
>> I'M HERE WITH KOKO WATCHOUT AND TRASHYARD MUTT.
>> AND WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH THIS GUY, HE'LL BE CRYING FOR
HIS MAMA. [ GROWLS ]
OR AT LEAST THE WOMAN HE THINKS IS HIS MAMA!
HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S ADOPTED. >> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS,
STEVE? >> YOUR BIRTH MOTHER WAS PART OF
A GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT TO PRODUCE THE PERFECT CHILD.
TO THE SURPRISE OF THE SCIENTISTS THE EMBRYO SPLIT AND
TWINS WERE BORN. YOU AND ME!
THAT'S RIGHT, MUTT! WE'RE TWINS AND YOU'RE THE
DeVITO! >> WHAT?
WE'VE BEEN WRESTLING TOGETHER FOR YEARS!
WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME? >> I WAS SAVING IT FOR THIS
PROMO. OH, I ASKED MOM IF SHE WANTS TO
MEET YOU AND SHE SAID, "NAH, I'M GOOD."
>> WHAT IS HAPPENING? >> AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR WIFE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO MEET HER FRIEND FOR
LUNCH LAST WEEK? >> YEAH?
OH, NO. >> WELL, SHE ACTUALLY WENT TO
THE FERTILITY CLINIC. AND, GUESS WHAT, NOT ONLY IS SHE
PREGNANT, BUT YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHO THE SPERM DONOR IS.
>> OH, BOY. >> UNCLE KOKO!
YOUR UNBORN BABY IS BOTH MY SON AND MY NEPHEW!
AND YOU HAD NO IDEA! >> I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
>> AND THAT'S WHAT THE KOKO IS COOKING!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WWE Promo Shoot 2 - SNL

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