Aubrey Plaza Smokes Pot with the Weed Nuns

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- I'm Sister Kate from Sisters of the Valley.
- And I'm Sister Evie from Sisters of the Valley.
- I am Aubrey Plaza from Wilmington, Delaware.
- Yes, we're the weed nuns.
- I'm not a weed nun, but I do that.
- The reason we grow weed is to support ourselves.
And also to create honorable spiritual jobs for women.
Here, this is a gift we brought you.
This is called Purple Cream.
That's not for our medicines.
That's for the sister's private medicine cabinet.
- When did you start wearing?
- In 2011, Michelle Obama tried to talk to Congress
about how unhealthy our children's meals are.
Congress declared pizza a vegetable.
- Why?
- Because it made our children's meals
look healthier than they are.
So I declared myself a nun.
I said, if pizza is a vegetable, I'm a nun.
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When people think we're Catholic nuns.
They immediately wanna share what they know about scripture.
John 4:32, yes. - Oh, how do I get out
of this conversation?
We're not those nuns, move on.
And it's not, like, against the rules to dress like a nun.
- It's America, religious freedom.
- I think because I grew up Catholic,
life if I see you, I mean, I have guilt 'cause I'm Catholic.
- And this is why we need a new kind of nun.
Their model doesn't work anymore.
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- Have you taken vows?
And, if so, what are they?
Did I ask that weird?
- First, they give you the joint.
- Chastity, ecology, activism, service.
- Sorry, can we just stop at chastity?
- It's not like that. - Let's go back.
- We just privatize our sexuality.
- Okay, I don't know what that means.
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- We have brothers, really, that do the hard work.
- Nice.
- Have you never trimmed a bud?
- No.
Those are real?
Whoa.
- These are fat ones.
- Whoa, oh my gosh.
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
- It's so pretty.
Essentially, what you're gonna do
is you're gonna dig under here for the base
of these big leaves.
The first thing you're gonna wanna do
is cut off the big leaf.
- It's so pretty.
Oh God, I did it wrong.
- What?
- I took all of it.
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One time, I hid a bunch of weed in my saxophone.
And I think my mom found it.
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- It's unfortunate that our medical system
has been so oppressive in keeping
the knowledge of holistic medicine suppressed.
But I really think the gig's up.
Fire more people. - The gig is up.
- Yes, the gig is up.
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- We believe that there's a creator God
that created all this.
We are all a different set of eyes for God
to look out at his creation
and to experience life on this planet.
And that we all have a little bit of God in us.
- I would say that sounds good to me.
I mean, I don't know.
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- Do you pray?
- I used to, a lot.
And I don't anymore.
- [Nuns] The sacred ground we walk upon,
with every step we take,
the Earth is our mother.
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- We believe cannabis oil was the other
holy oil of the Bible.
- Why?
- Our position is, if Jesus lived,
he probably smoked weed.
- Yeah.
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- Yes, I was really offset to hate that movie,
and then I ended up really liking it.
- Why?
- In the teaser trailer thing,
it's like they packed up all the trashy moments.
- Yeah, but that's what they're doing.
Oh, it's raunchy. - And then when I get there,
it's actually a very delightful story.
- It's raunchy, but the Catholic league said raunchiest.
No, it's not the raunchiest.
You haven't watched any nun porn movies.
- Yes.
I'm sort of in the, I can't believe I said that.
Yes, yes.
(clock ticking)
So what you've heard about our order,
what do you think?
Could you be this?
Could you do this?
Could you?
- Yeah, I mean, honestly.
- You'd be such a pretty little.
- I honestly.
- You'd make such a pretty sister.
- Like, yeah.
- I love you.
- Can I still be an actor?
- Yes, yes, of course. - Oh, okay.
I wanna be a weed nun.
- Good, good.
We'll make you a weed nun.
- Okay.
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Aubrey Plaza Smokes Pot with the Weed Nuns

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