Bongsunga School | 봉숭아 학당 [Gag Concert / 2017.06.03]

(Bongsunga School)
Alright! Bongsunga School is back!
It's been a very long time.
You'll all see the faces you've missed
as well as many other welcome faces.
So today's topic is, "The faces we missed."
But why aren't there any students?
Where did they all go?
Hello!
I'm from Mexico and my name is Gonzales!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, Gonzales. Long time no see.
Daehui, stop slacking and come up with a new skit!
Jungeun, what was that all of a sudden?
I'm sorry, Daehui.
Alright, alright, alright!
So how have you been?
I made it big with a barbecue place!
Wow! So do you have any special tips
on how to run a successful barbecue restaurant?
We're all about quantity.
Other places give you 200g a serving
but we give you give 500g!
Gonzales' salted meat!
It's only a bunch of salt.
Gonzales' brisket!
There are stones on the meat.
Eat some. Eat some!
Don't be ridiculous.
Alright, alright, alright!
Go sit down!
Hold on.
It's time for my partner to come.
Senorita!
Perfect Gonzales.
Beautiful Senorita!
Perfect Gonzales.
Beautiful Senorita!
Hey, Gonzales.
Where have you been for 10 years?
I got married.
How could you? Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo. Hey, Gonzales.
Doesn't this make me look like Momo of TWICE?
- You look like my aunt! / - Your aunt?
- My oldest aunt! / - Oldest aunt?
You're so mean!
Hey, Senorita!
You actually resemble a movie star.
A movie star? Gianna Jun? Song Hyekyo?
Don Lee!
- Don Lee? / - Don Lee.
Hey, Gonzales. You're so mean.
What are you doing? Have a seat.
Alright, alright, alright!
- Momo! / - Auntie!
Clean that up.
Clean up like the cops are coming.
So who's next?
Hello, teacher.
After 13 years in a study space,
I drew a window in my room with virtual reality.
I'm examinee, Noryangjin Park.
- Noryangjin Park. Long time no see. / - Yes.
How have you been?
I studied for the bar exam in the mountains
with no internet or newspapers for 8 years...
And they changed what's on the test.
Now what do I do?
Just study for it again.
Anything else new?
Something really sad happened yesterday.
I ran into a thug in front of
the building where I study.
And I lost my precious two front teeth
trying to protect the $400 in my bag
to pay the rent for the study space.
Now, I can't bite through rice cakes.
My mom said she'd make the money
to get me new teeth
and worked as a dancing model in front of
a cell phone shop outside of Sillim Station exit 2.
My dad said high rise window cleaning pays a lot.
He was wiping the windows of the 63 Building
and they left him up there to go for lunch.
I'm ruined now, teacher!
Gosh... That's too bad.
How boring! So boring!
You dumb, dumb dummy!
Hey, Park Hwisun!
Hey, I hear your birthday is coming up in a few days.
Let's just have a birthday party!
- When's your birthday? Tell me! / - No!
- Tell me! / - I said no!
Why can't you tell me your birthday?
It's my pin number for my bank account.
I fell for a voice phishing scam
so I have no money in my account.
How trite! So trite.
Hey, let's see how funny you are.
I was trying to be funny now.
That's your catchphrase.
How was that different?
I was trying to be different, sir!
Get ready to laugh!
Hey, you should just quit comedy
and go to the mountains!
You punk, do you need to be
strung up by your hands in the mountain
with bees stinging and bugs biting
for you to realize...
"Oh! So this is why middle-aged women
clap their hands and spin their arms
when they go hiking!"
With your back all itchy from mosquito bites
banging your back against a tree!
What was that?
Enough of that.
- Gyeonghwan, long time no see. / - Yes.
Gyeonghwan, I heard you came up with a new
catchphrase for the special today.
- A new one. / - Show them.
My new catchphrase...
Forget about all that.
You did that for the last special.
Oh! What you saw there... Forget about all that!
Go sit down, fool!
It's all about doing the same thing in the specials!
I'm excited about the next student.
Let's see who it is.
I aim for men and women to be equal.
I'm Park Jiseon, the author of
"Women Should Grow Sideburns Like Men."
The 900th episode special.
I'd like to capture this precious moment
with a photo.
But why won't you photograph women?
The only time I've ever been photographed
was the ultrasound photo of me
when I was in my mother's womb.
When I think back to those days,
my mother would always tell me this...
"Yeah, that's right!
You were pretty up until your ultrasound photo."
"But once your features developed...
Yikes!
I was only faking it when I photographed you
for your 100th day and first birthday."
So it wasn't a fire that destroyed all my photos.
But my grandma was always on my side
and she'd say this to my mom.
"Gosh, why are you being like that to my baby?
Come here, my pretty Jiseon.
Grandma will take a photo of you.
Just stand there like that.
1, 2... I didn't say to smile, stupid!"
Don't be like that, grandma.
My gums look just like yours.
Women should be photographed too!
What are you saying?
- Women are photographed all the time. / - What?
- Women are photographed too? / - Sure.
Nobody will photograph me so
I had to take a selfie for my ID photo.
- Gyeonghwan, take a photo of me. / - Fine.
- Turn around. / - Turn?
- Turn around. / - Turn around?
You're just like everyone else, Gyeonghwan!
I wanted to photograph the wings of an angel.
Why won't you take a photo though?
I forgot how to take a photo!
Sit down, sit down.
So who wants to talk next?
Is this a party going on here?
The whole lot of you making a ruckus...
- Mr. Security Guard, long time no see. / - Yeah.
- How have you been? / - Fine, fine.
What have you been up to?
What I've been up to?
I... No!
I'm not doing that!
Don't get so angry.
What I've been up to?
I got fired from my security guard job.
Gosh... What will you do then?
No big deal.
I'll just audition again and get the job back.
Come on. Auditions aren't that easy.
Gosh... Auditions are no big deal.
It's just whatever!
They have 101 people gathered up
and you have to be part of the 11 that survives.
Whatever 101.
Producers of Korea,
please vote for your security guard.
It's working time.
♪ Tonight's late night security is me, it's me ♪
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
♪ The recycling will be done by me, it's me ♪
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
♪ Food waste will be handled by you, it's you ♪
♪ It's you, it's you ♪ You're rotting food.
You should die.
Gosh...
That's enough of that.
- Enough of what? / - Have a seat.
Why'd you only hit me?
- You... / - You need another beating!
Please calm down.
- Gosh... / - Have a seat.
So who wants to talk next?
A reporter?
I'm Reporter Kang Yumi.
It's Kang Yumi!
Kang Yumi, Kang Yumi, Kang Yumi.
This is Kang Yumi.
It is May, the month for families and I am on the set
of Gag Concert's 900th episode special.
Welcome faces we haven't seen in a long time
worked together with rookies for a special show
and the people's faces are filled with laughter.
Now we'll hear from Kim Daehui,
one of the original members,
who had the most appearances during the show's
golden age about being on the 900th episode.
So... I'd truly like to congratulate Gag Concert...
For this 900th episode special.
Gosh, now I forgot what to say.
You keep nodding so profusely.
So they say the viewer ratings have dropped
and the show's in trouble...
People say it's a slump.
But the junior comedians are working so hard
so I trust that we'll go back to our days of glory.
Let's go, Gag Concert!
Let's go, junior comedians!
- Let's go! / - Thank you.
As one of the original members of the golden era,
Daehui expressed his regret over
the show hitting a slump.
From the unfunniest original member, Daehui.
He's truly a pro at barely getting by
and he continues to barely get by
playing the teacher for this skit.
Fine dust is quite the problem in May
and the amount of fine dust increases by the day.
Let's hear from Park Hwisun, who is on the streets,
about his thoughts on fine dust.
Well...
I don't wear this mask because I'm a celebrity.
It's because the air is bad.
I needed a quick fix for the fine dust.
Fine dust is harmful to our respiratory system.
This is why Park Hwisun wears a mask outside
and the people outside are thankful for it.
This has been Reporter Kang Yumi!
Have a seat. Why do you keep fighting?
Teacher! Teacher!
The returning student.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Everyone below me, be quiet!
The returning student.
Hello, teacher. I'm the returning student.
Long time no see.
You haven't changed at all over the years.
I wouldn't go that far, teacher.
I'm on social media now.
- What? You're on social media? / - Yes!
What? Instagram? Facebook?
No! Cyworld!
This is a mini-me!
You can move him around wherever you want!
He can wear a coat with just 50 acorns!
Teacher, that's not all.
I used acorns to chance my background music
to "Y" by Freestyle!
I have songs by Humming Urban Stereo!
And Epik High's "Love Love Love!"
And MC Mong's "Letter to You!"
Alright, I get it.
- Alright. / - I have m-flo too!
Alright, alright.
I get it.
- Gosh, this is so hectic. / - Teacher.
- What is it? / - I'm so sad, teacher.
Why?
My ex-girlfriend unfriended me!
Now I have to go on her friends' pages to stalk her!
What is it?
- Do you want to die? / - What is it?
- Do you want to die? / - No. What's wrong?
Why didn't you leave a comment
after sharing my photo?
Why didn't you leave a comment?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll write one.
Yeah, this photo.
I have another one.
- Sorry. / - Why do you only hit me?
- You! You! You! / - I'm sorry.
Why did you ask me to be here?
Did you bring me here to beat me up?
Sorry, sorry.
Hey, I got more photos.
So embarrassing.
Gosh...
Are you okay?
I'm embarrassed.
Teacher, poop color power!
What are you doing?
What is this?
What are you doing?
That's the only impression I can do!
Fine. Sit down.
Gosh, this is so hectic.
- So is that everyone? / - Yes.
Is everyone done talking?
Let's end the skit here.
Chulsandra!
All the skinny ones of this world, begone!
The era of the fat is approaching.
So eat.
I started off skinny
but I ended up bulky.
I am here to save the skinny ones of this world!
I am the leader of the Fatty Cult
and the symbol of fecundity!
I am Chulsandra!
Natural childbirth and breast-feeding.
Natural childbirth and breast-feeding.
Natural childbirth and breast-feeding.
Your entire body has been blessed.
You are now the leader of our Yeouido branch.
Chulsandra. Chulsandra.
- I have a question. / - Sure.
I used to be a size 44
but I've gained a lot of weight and now I'm size 55.
What should I do?
What do you mean by that?
Clothes start at size 88.
But... For those that still wear
size 55 which is children's clothes,
I have a message for you.
Today's message is from
the Book of Menus, chapter Chicken,
verse bar snack.
Today's message is about
the sacrifice of the chicken.
He...
Split his own stomach,
filling himself with his chestnut, jujube, ginseng
and glutinous rice disciples.
He has gone down that harsh road
where he sews up his own stomach.
And in a boiling caldron!
He never uncrossed his legs.
He was sacrificed to become chicken soup.
Yet what do we do?
Those that are slow witted
are called chicken heads!
Yet... He cried alone early in the morning.
And that's not all!
He went to the U.S. and made a deal
with a fat old man in a white suit
and was reborn as Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Do you eat?
I believe!
Do you eat?
We eat!
- Do you eat green onion fried chicken? / - We do!
- Do you eat soy sauce fried chicken? / - We do!
- We eat! / - Do you eat?
It's time for me to go.
No... No...
Chulsandra, you have to leave us with wise words.
Where are you going?
To punish those that suspect chicken skewers
are made from pigeons.
Please just say one thing!
Just say one thing before you go.
To punish those that don't eat chicken necks.
Don't you know chicken necks
make you good at singing?
♪ If I pass out from eating ♪
♪ I will be blessed ♪
♪ If I pass out from eating ♪
♪ I will be blessed ♪

Bongsunga School | 봉숭아 학당 [Gag Concert / 2017.06.03]

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