Colin Jost: Every Deal President Trump Made Has Been Bad | Hardball

>>> WE'RE BACK FOR THE SATURDAY NIGHT WEEKEND UPDATE.
YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED PRONOUNCEMENTS.
>> WE'RE LIVING THROUGH THE GREATEST JOBS THEFT IN THE
HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THE WORST TRADE DEAL EVER SIGNED
IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. BELIEVE ME.
>> THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MOVEMENT LIKE THAT.
WHAT WE'RE DOING IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY.
IT IS THE SINGLE GREATEST POLITICAL PHENOMENA THEY'VE EVER
SEEN. >> WE'VE HAD ONE OF THE MOST
SUCCESSFUL 13 WEEKS IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS.
>> WE HAVE ASSEMBLED ONE OF THE GREATEST CABINETS IN HISTORY.
THAT I BELIEVE SO STRONG. >> WE HAVE DONE ABOUT AS MUCH AS
ANYBODY EVER IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME FOR A PRESIDENCY.
>> IN HISTORY, NOBODY HAS GOTTEN RID OF SO MANY REGULATIONS AS
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. >> MANUFACTURING CONFIDENCE IS
AT AN ALL TIME HIGH. JUST CAME OUT, THE HIGHEST LEVEL
OF CONFIDENCE IN THE HISTORY OF REPORTS.
>> THEY SAID IT WAS THE BEST MEETING THEY'VE HAD.
>> WE HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE YOU'VE
EVER SEEN. >> YOU KNOW, MOM DIDN'T TEACH
HIM HUMILITY. >> THE GREATEST TRADE IN THE
HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS TO BE MANHATTAN.
WASN'T THAT LIKE 15 JELLY BEANS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> HAVE YOU READ THE ART OF THE DEAL?
>> NO. I READ IT.
I READ THAT EVERY DEAL IN IT WAS A FAILED DEAL.
LIKE THE DEALS IN IT ARE, HE MADE A DEAL FOR THE USFL.
>> WHERE THAT TODAY? >> NOT GREAT.
>> HE MADE HIS CASINOS WHICH ALL WENT BANKRUPT.
THE ONE DEAL WAS THE ICE SKATING RINK.
WHAT ABOUT TRUMP UNIVERSITY? >> NOT GREAT.
>> THE BOOK SOLD, LOOK AT EVERY DEAL.
THEY'RE ALL BAD. IT'S CRAZY.
NO ONE LOOKS AT I. >> PEOPLE LOVE HIM.
I'LL ASK YOU THIS. WHY DID HE WIN?
>> I THINK PEOPLE WANTED A CHANGE.
THEY DIDN'T SEE HILLARY AS CHANGE.
WE HAD A COOL BLACK PRESIDENT FOR EIGHT YEARS.
>> EASY. >> LET'S GET A WHITE JERK TO
BALANCE IT OUT. >> TURNING OVER THE PILLOW TO
GET THE COLD SIDE? >> YEAH.
THAT'S IT. WE'VE GOT ONE GUY WHO IS ACTION.
>> NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
>> YEAH. >> HOW COME NO ONE PREDICTED IT?
>> WE SAID AS SOON AS HE GOT IN, HE'S GOING TO WIN.
>> TONGUE IN CHEEK. >> NO.
WE SAID IT REAL. WE GO AROUND THEORY AND DO STAND
UP AND LISTENED TO PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE AND THEY WANT SOMETHING
DIFFERENT. >> WE HAVE THE GREATEST
AUDIENCE. IT'S AWESOME.
>> SO LET ME THINK. WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE "TIME"
MAGAZINE COVER THING? >> I LIKE IT.
>> I THINK HE JUST WANTED A CLOCK.
>> IT IS THE KIND OF THING YOU GET IN SIX FLAGS OR SOMETHING.
YOU GO TO O'A UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TOUR.
IT'S PROBABLY A FATHER'S DAY GIFT.
THE WORLD'S GREATEST DAD. WORLD'S GREATEST TV HOST.
>> THIS YOU'RE GETTING -- >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE 35
TOMORROW. >> 35.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? >> IT'S OVER.
>> YOU MUST PINCH YOURSELF TO BE ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
I WATCH IT EVERY NIGHT. THESE GUYS, AND WOMEN, WHAT
THEY'RE DOING HERE IS IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY, HOW MANY PEOPLE
WATCHED? $10 MILLION?
JUST WATCHED. AND JOHN LENNON ONCE SAID THE
CENTER OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE UNIVERSE.
YOU HAVE ALEC BALDWIN THERE JUST TO WATCH YOU.
>> IT NEVER FREAKED ME OUT UNTIL RIGHT NOW.
>> IT'S A MOMENT. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHRIS.
>> A TALENT GENIUS. >> THANK YOU.

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