Daddy Spills Poop Everywhere! 😱💩😂

♫ Oh, what I can think
♫ Think, think in your mind
♫ You'll think everywhere in your mind
- Good morning everyone!
We are at Duncan's follow-up appointment for his tongue tie,
so we get to see if it's doing well,
and I think it is,
and they're also gonna check
to make sure nothing's growing back.
So a tongue tie, again,
is this like frenulum piece,
or that, when it's too tight or too much
on a baby or person.
So we had Duncan's lasered off a couple weeks ago,
and now we're gonna make sure that it looks good.
Duncan's tongue looks great!
Yay!
He's gained one pound, which the doctor said can vary.
I was kinda hoping it'd be like two pounds
because it was two weeks, but I think one pound,
he wasn't concerned about it,
he was like, "No, that's fine."
- He did poop a lot last night.
- He pooped an extreme amount last night,
I was just about to say.
- It was probably a pound of poop.
- It was several pounds of poop.
It was very, very --
- It was hilarious.
I loved watching.
Oh it's so funny. So there's --
- Wait, wait.
Can we go back to your saying, "I love watching."
Were you gonna say I love watching him poop?
- No, I love watching.
It's just so funny.
(squeals excitedly)
- So we did have a very serious poop incident last night,
like the biggest incident we've ever had
with a baby,
and I think that that's true.
I was almost, like second guessing it,
but no, it was quite the incident last night.
And it was not Duncan's fault.
It was --
- Daddy's fault - I didn't poop.
- It was 100% Christopher's fault, outrageous.
Spoiler alert, it ends in a dinner-sized plate
amount of poop spread across my side of the bed.
(Bailey laughs hysterically)
I was changing the diaper,
and this guy pulled the diaper out from under his bottom,
and then like let it squirt poop
from the diaper he was holding,
all over my side of the bed. - Okay, I successfully
- transferred diapers from the really full,
dirty, almost overflowing one
to the nice clean one,
and then it - It was a very
dripped somehow. - unnecessary move.
I don't know how it dripped.
How did it drip, like I was holding it,
cupping it, like this,
(laughter)
and all of a sudden there are globs of guacamole
(Bailey laughs)
falling onto our bed.
- I told him before he did it.
I was like this is a bad idea.
This isn't gonna work, this is terrible,
don't do this.
- She did say that.
- I said all these things.
I was like don't, don't do this.
This isn't gonna work. - And I did not listen.
And that ended up in poop covering my side of the bed.
- I would use the term coating.
- Coating.
He carried, like this wasn't from underneath Duncan,
this was from him lifting the diaper,
and like carrying it around the room willy-nilly,
shakin' it all around my bed.
- How was I shaking it?
(laughter)
I scooped it up, and I held it
and you were like here, take this,
and you were gonna give me something else,
so I was holding it in one spot,
and it started dripping all over the place.
- No, I think was saying don't do this.
This is a terrible idea.
- You said that, and then you were like here,
and you had like a wipe and you were gonna
put it on top --
- I was giving you a wipe because I saw poop coming
down your hands, that's why I gave you the wipe.
I was going here dude, you've got poop everywhere.
- My hands are forever unclean.
- Forever unclean.
- They're gross.
- They're disgusting.
- I mean I washed them, but --
- But you can't wash off that memory.
- No you can't, that's true.
- I was a awake because I was,
I had fiber glass all over my leg
and I was taking a shower to shower it all off.
Then I came out of the shower and I just heard
Mommy and Daddy yelling, and laughing,
and then I looked in and then Baby Duncan
was pooping so much and then the diaper was,
it was so full, and Daddy slid another diaper underneath it.
Baby Duncan pooped some more in the other diaper,
and Daddy brought the diaper out (laughs)
and he started shaking it all over Mommy.
- [Christopher] Everybody keeps saying shaking,
I was not shaking it.
- You were going like this.
- [Christopher] I was not squishing it.
I was just holding it.
(Bailey laughs)
You guys are fabricating.
- No, you were squeezing it.
- [Jacob] You grabbed it, like this, bam, bam!
- And then you squeezed it!
You grabbed it and squeezed it!
You squeezed it!
- [Jessica] He milked it like a cow!
- Yes. - I did not milk the diaper!
You did milk the diaper (laughs).
It got all over the bed and then Duncan pooped and pooped
and pooped and pooped some more, and then we had
to change that diaper that we had just put underneath him,
and then, that's it!
- Our move to the new house continues.
I'm going through things and putting things away,
and things, stuff.
I know that was really descriptive, but it was a quick way
of saying, I'm donating a bunch of stuff
and packing other things up.
One of the things I found today that I thought was
super-cool, is the Miranda book.
I'll show that to you, right now.
This here, these are scripts from Season One,
of Haters Back Off, but the rest of this,
all of this, is the Miranda Sings, Self-Help book.
This all the actual papers.
You can kind of see 'em between there,
the textures and stuff, that we glued onto these.
This is the book, these are the sketches,
the concept sketches that we kept in this binder.
We brought this part to New York, to sort of pitch
the concept of the book, and show them sketches
of the book and then we physically built every single page
that's in the book, because we wanted the book to have
like a texture to it,
and then we photographed it and then I touched
everything up in Photoshop and then we sent it
to the publishers.
The publishers said it was the easiest book
that they've ever had to proof,
because they didn't have to proof it,
because at first they were like wait,
you misspelled this or this, you might wanna change
the title so that it's self help, because that makes
more sense, and we had to explain to them,
no, no, this is Miranda Sings.
This is how this works.
We want all those typos in there.
We told them not to proof it, and they were like,
oh, this is easy, awesome.
So this is the Miranda Sings book.
It's all right here and I'm keeping this.
I thought of getting rid of it,
but the memories are too dear,
so, it was fun kind of going through this
and organizing it, 'cause it was in a bunch
of different boxes before.
Now it's all in one place.
The kids, by the way, are now obsessed
with fidget spinners, aren't you?
- Yeah, we're gonna get a gold one.
- [Christopher] You're gonna get a gold one,
like a real gold.
- Yeah.
- [Christopher] You're getting a real gold fidget spinner.
- Yeah, we're gonna have like wings on one.
Yeah, I know, we earned these.
- [Christopher] You earned these.
How do you earn a fidget spinner?
- We donate bags of stuff.
One bag for a $10 fidget spinner,
two bags for a $2.00 fidget (speaks off mic)
(Jacob laughs)
for a $20 or less
fidget spinner. - So it's,
- [Christopher] $10.00 a bag maximum,
to by fidget spinners.
How many bags have you guys donated?
- No, not 10 bags.
One bag - One bag
for one. - $10.
Yeah, one bag for $10 fidget spinners.
- $10 worth of fidget spinner. - Yeah.
- [Christopher] If you can find them,
'cause they're sold out everywhere.
So these guys have been obsessed with fidget spinners.
They got these yesterday,
and they've been doing this pretty much all the times,
that they're not donating stuff.
The donation bag for fidget spinner thing Jessica
came up with and it's super-motivated these kids
and they have been donating stuff like crazy.
I think it's kind of cool.
They're not really like latching onto stuff,
if you don't count the fidget spinners
that they're now collecting, but their letting go
of a lot of the things from their past,
and being okay with it, and I think that's really cool,
but they've got some crazy plans,
I think with the fidget spinners.
So what other plans do you have with fidget spinners.
- We are going to spin this.
- [Christopher] Oh, okay, here's an experiment.
(laughter)
Oh, got 'em all goin'.
Ah, what happened?
- Yeah!
(Jessica speaks off mic)
- [Christopher] Mommy said you got a bunch of plans
on the kinds of fidget spinners you're gonna buy.
- I don't. - You don't.
I have no idea.
But I wanna a Harry Potter one.
- [Christopher] You wanna a Harry Potter one!
I saw a cool Batman one at the store the other day.
- Yeah, they were so cool. - They were awesome.
- Look at this one guys.
- [Christopher] Oh that one lights up.
Let's see it.
Whoa.
(laughter)
Total nerds.
- [Jessica] He's having some dreams.
What do you think he's dreaming of?
- Probably some good times with his mommy.
(children playing in background)
He's so precious.
Parker's taking his nap right now.
He's not as motivated by the fidget spinners to donate.
Have you noticed this?
- Yeah, he wants the movies.
They either can earn watching a movie of their choice,
like at home, not in theaters (laughs),
'cause where cheap like that,
but the kids are equally satisfied,
so it's not a big deal.
I think they want PAW Patrol,
but... - Okay, cool.
- So that might happen today.
I'm going through old magic stuff.
I'll show you some of this stuff.
Some of it's kind of cool.
This is a drawing that Jacob made for me a long time ago.
These are things that I produced, all of these tricks here.
I produced a series of juggling videos.
That one's me.
This guy I went to college with, his name's Steven,
he's a super good juggler.
He was in the Flying Karamazov Brothers.
I don't know if you know what that is.
This is on something called Diabolo, it's pretty cool.
It's contact juggling, over here,
and then this is the first trick I ever put out.
It's called Permanent.
It's a sharpie trick.
This is a magic kit that I put out.
This is the Miranda Sings Magic Kit,
which was a fun little project that we did.
This is a trick I put out here.
It's called Ransom.
Redemption is another trick that I put out.
Zodiac.
DOS System.
Monarch, and there's two more.
Killer Bee and Moustache.
These are all tricks that I invented
and I published with instructional DVDs
with the company that I used to work for,
called Magic Geek.
If you ask me which one was my favorite,
probably this one.
This was one of our best selling tricks,
and there's a trick called The Shark
which isn't in here.
That was also really good, and a trick called Angry Sponges,
which was an Angry Birds trick.
It think it ended up being called Mad Sponges,
because there was like a copyright issue or something.
It's not produced anymore, but you should look it up online.
I'll put maybe a link to the video demo
that we made for it, but it was kind of a cool trick.
If you're into the game Angry Birds, you'd like the trick.
It's pretty cool.
We are at the new house, dropping stuff off,
and I just came outside and saw that Jacob drew
all over the ground,
and it's beautiful!
Look at this!
Look at this!
That's awesome! - Thank you.
This looks like a postcard or something.
It's looks professionally done.
Uh huh, are you cold?
- No.
- Your hands are turning blue,
and so are your pants!
Let me see your hands (laughs), oh man.
So cool.
I haven't heard from Bailey or Parker in a while.
I'm gonna go check on them, see how they're doin'.
What are you guys doin'?
- We're playing.
- Just playin'.
- Yeah.
Can you take down the ladder now?
- [Christopher] Yeah, I'll take down the ladder.
- Thanks.
- [Christopher] This seems dangerous.
Whoa, shootin' sticks.
- Lookit, it's a perfect fit for my arrow.
- [Christopher] Oh, yeah.
- Can it fit for my arrow?
- We just found a little rope here,
and a stick that was shaped like this.
- [Christopher] That's cool.
Whoa, pretty cool.
- Can you take - Stick like this.
down the ladder now?
- Yeah, I'll take down the ladder.
There's a ladder up in our tree house,
that apparently is made of fiberglass,
and the fiberglass is kind of old
or something, so splinters are coming off of it,
onto the kids when they come up into the tree house.
I'm gonna go take a look at this.
See this, this is comin' off on the kids skin.
It's super-painful.
I don't know if you've ever had fiberglass in your skin
before, but it's terrible, and the kids keep coming home
from playing in the tree house,
and like their legs brush up against this
and they end up with these little fiberglass splinters.
We're gonna take care of this for you Bailey.
- Thank you.
- Hello everybody.
I'm gonna do my dance moves for you right now.
Okay, ready, set, go!
♫ You know what I can think
(speaks off mic)
♫ You and me can think
♫ Oh what I can think
♫ And if I cannot think of you
♫ Oh what I can think
♫ Think, think in your mind
♫ You think everywhere in your mind
♫ Yeah, yeah
♫ It's all what I can show you
♫ What I show everybody today
♫ I know what I've done
♫ I think what I don't know
♫ What is happy the whole wide world is the sky
♫ And you'll see me
(speaks off mic)
♫ See my shirt
♫ I made my shirt
♫ Oh, oh, oh, dah, dah, oh, oh
♫ If you see me all around
♫ And I never
(speaks off mic)
♫ Like everything
♫ But you'll never cry for me
♫ You'll never cry for anything.
♫ I'm singing a story
♫ But if not
(speaks off mic)
I'm never gon',
I'm never gon',
I'm not gon' tell you the morning,
because it was kind of hard to explain now,
so here you go.
♫ I've been wanting to be out of my chair
♫ But if I never going to be
♫ I know what and it's gonna be
♫ It's gonna be amazing day
(speaks off mic)
♫ And I love being with me.
♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks for watching everybody
and I hope I have a chanmel now.
Bye!
Do I have a channel?
- You have the same family channel
as the rest of us.
Hi, let's talk about what we learned today.
We learned that I did not wave around the dirty diaper,
nor did I squeeze it, or milk it,
no matter what the other people
that were there said.
We learned that my kids dream of golden fidget spinners,
and finally we learned that you can always
count on Parker to put on full scale musical.
Thanks for watching everybody.
We'll see you next time.
(baby laughing)
(soft music)

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