How Fast Can You Make A Human? -- DONG

Hey I'm Jake and you are hip. You're young. You're sassy. You're beautiful. And me...I'm a little older.
I might be retrolamp.com/lava
That is a DONG something
you can do online now guys.
On Posemaniacs.com you can show off your people-drawing expertise. And you can practice doing so quickly.
With thirty seconds to sketch a human in this pose the pressure is on. But no worries if
your first one doesn’t look like mine because you’ll be given another pose after the time
is up. If you’d prefer a low-stress artistic experience this page gives you all the time
you need. And when you’re done make sure you send me a
Pix…Lpa.com. Which is a simple to use website because all ya do is swish and swoop this
brush around the screen. And then the paint starts flowing and colors start mixing. It’s mesmerizing
and I could do this all day but ya know what? Ya know what I need? Some
Starfluid. Which is used exactly the same but instead it emits a stream of pretty
little sparkling stars. Would ya
look at that? Wooooooooooowwwwwwwww. That is out of this world. HA!
But ya know what my favorite star is? You. But ya
know what my second favorite star is? The sun…
Spots observed by Galileo Galilei. Sunspots are areas of the sun’s atmosphere that are
cooler than the rest making them appear darker. In this visualization you can observe how
these changed from June 2nd 1613 to July 8th 1613. But you’re hardworking and can’t
spend all your energy on moving a slider all the way from here to here so press animate
to see it transition automatically into
Storm Tracks. Which tracks storms. But let’s dive into some more detail.
It includes more than 9,100 storms and their paths from 1851
to 2015 so far. Use your mouse to rotate, scroll to zoom in and out, and adjust the
green slider to see the storms that have occurred since the chosen year. The further right you
go the more storms you’ll see and when it’s all the way to the left it’s kind of convoluted.
But no need to freak out because things can be made clearer with wind speed. If you choose
wind up to 135 knots or 155.3 mph you’ll see fewer storms because that’s incredibly strong.
And when you go all the way to the left you’ll see a whole bunch of paths because any storm
worth your time is more powerful than 0 knots. Do you NOT agree? Gah. Good joke Hannah. That joke was almost
as funny as the ones on
Short-funny.com. Alright pick from a CATegory like cute jokes. “Why do dolphins swim in
saltwater? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.” Oh my gosh!
Let's go to some knock knock jokes. "Knock, knock"
Who’s there? No-one. No-one who? *loudly* REMAIN SILENT!” Nailed it. Enough silence,
go listen to
Every noise at once. Which gives you a map of music genres that I’ve never even heard of
like heavy gothic rock, japanese jazztronica, and glitter trance which is now my favorite
music. It goes on and on and on until your hands burst into flames from scrolling. Let’s
check out a few…
I’m tired so let’s move from physical exercise to mental exercise with
TEthreeS. It’s tetris but with a twist. There are three screens
to focus on. Wow you’re doing really well...AT LOSING ON THIS SCREEN!!!! I say this as if it's you but it's really me playing t his so I'm saying that I'm a loser. You have to multitask
and focus your attention on a billion things at once, give or take a billion. But once you can do
this, regular tetris will be a breeze or should I say a wave…
A sound wave. Here you can play a little piano and visualize the sound traveling
through the blue air molecules. If you want to see things up close click the magnifying
glass. When you tap on a note you’ll see a red line which is tracking the position
of one molecule and tracing the shape of the wave.
Links to all the DONGs can be found where? Right here.
In your heart. You can't see where I'm pointing. There you go.
It's in your heart. But also in the description below and if
you want more DONGs, there's a playlist in your heart.
And right here that has a bunch of DONGs
Things you can do online now guys. DONGs.
Alright I'm gonna go. Go work on a Vsauce 3 Video. I know
surprise I still make those. So I'll see ya. I'll see ya later and as always thanks for watching.

How Fast Can You Make A Human? -- DONG

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