How to: RESPECT WOMEN!

Hey How's it going bros my name is PewDiePie and today I'm joined *applause sound effect* with the very special
guest clap it up everyone foooor Edga-
Where the fuck did he go?
Hey, how's it going bros my name is Pewdiepie and welcome to the very
special guest Edgar gOD DAMNIT! what the fuck-
(To be continued earrape)
*speaks in swedish* okay come on lie, lie,lie
Good Edgar! Well done! Your so good Edgar!
Edgar: Shut the fuck up Felix.
Now let's begin todays video!
There is a reason I have Edgar as a guest here today
because todays theme is...
Respect. Thank you Markiplier. Respect. Not just any form of respect but respect
wamen. It's become a meme on the internet to respect women. Usually it looks like
this: we have a subject. We have an item or an action, and then we have a waman
and it's usually pretty ho-rrible to see respecting wamen is no joke. (Laughing) it is no
joke to joke about! That cat needs those pills. And so does women need respect.
Edgar is still a teenager. I need to teach him how to properly respect women
and not like all these stupid memes!
Are you- are you paying attention Edgar?!
Oh yes! Cool! Well let's do. This let's begin with
WikiHow! How to treat the woman. Being number one being a good communicator.
Well if you have to whisper then I doubt you're a good communicator.
What the fuck are you saying? I bet he's saying something sexist. Be a
good listener. Ask her how she's feeling. Fight fair.
But most of all show respect. This is me when I respect wamen. If you ever see me
do this that means I am currently respecting women. I don't know about you guys but
I got a lot of respect for women. One day Edga, my son you will be able
to respect women just as well as I do. Are you listening? (Scream) alright he's paying
close attention. (Laughs) I love this thing... Behave like a gentleman. Treat her fairly.
Don't open doors, this just shows you think she's weak. (claps and laughs) REESPECT WOMEN! you don't
open the doors for the women! that just makes her think she's weak. You gotta let
her open her own doors so she knows she is strong enough to open that door
herself. If there's a man- you open that door for him. If there's a wamen you- she
best open her own fucking doors. There's NO WAY you can be polite and open the
doors. LET HER OPEN HER GODDAMN DOOR! But what if I just want to be polite? That
doesn't matter! Now. Edgar is three years old, isn't that right Edgar? Edgar: oh yeah.
which basically means he's 13 in dog years. Edgar: What?! Pewds: yes that is exactly how that works
shut the fuck up. So we're going to watch a video that helped me as a young 13
year old boy, really shape my way of looking at wamen, and respECTING wOmen I
didn't go from this to this in just a day! Respecting women takes time, patience
skill, motivation. Here we go, here we go. *yt video plays* dear thirteen-year-old boys yes don't
ask a girl it's her time of the month Pewds: that's right Edgar! I can have you- you best not
aaaask! Edgar: but I can't speak :( Pewds: good keep it that way. IDIOOOOOT *video continues playing* dear thirteen year old boys.
don't try and slide into a girl's dms. Edgar: But what if she is super hot???
I- I don't know actually about that one... that I mean OF COURSE not what do you-
you got no respect for women! don't-- don't you dare ever EVER slide in to a girls DMS
because if you do-- that means you don't respect wamen. If you ever slide in my
DMS you best be sure-- you have RESPECT for me. Because if you don't have respect
for me... you don't have respect for women. *video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys.
Stop wearing so much Nike sports athletic gear.
Pewds: EDGAR! WHAT ARE YOU DOOING! ARE YOU WEARING NIKE?!
Never wear Nike Sportswear.
That's right. That's right, think about that one yeah that's right-- yeah you- shame o-, Shame, shame Edgar. (laughs)
*video continues playing* Dear thirteen-year-old boys. Don't act like a big huge jerk when a girl says she doesen't want to go out with you.
OOOOOOOOOh!! Did you hear that?! I like her face
when she does that one because it's like-- *impersonating the girl in the video* Dear thirteen year old boys don't act like a
big jerk when a girl doesen't want to go out with you.
*laughs* It's a finish. It's a good finish.
*video continues playing again* Dear thirteenh year old boys.
you are disrespecting women and you need to rethink what you're doing with your
facial construction liking musical theater is completely okay that doesn't
make you gay wait what what liking musical theater is completely okay that
doesn't make you gay yay that's dinner but that's more gaming like an anime and
manga dude if you like anime and manga what a fucking nerd super gay dude you
like theater what are you what are you you delay it musical theater that's
super gay isn't that right Edgar but I love musical theater shut the fuck up
you're not my son I'm kidding I love you I love you dear
13 year old boys don't put your hair up to Jesus what the fuck does that mean
nope you can't make me choose between whamon and Jesus it's Jesus every time
if I want to quest my hair up to Jesus I can do it and so can you Edgar listen
here boy don't listen to this man
that's right I'll quit my hair all I want to Jessa's I'm quitting to Jessup
right now guys and I'm respecting when your 13 year old boys it's okay to not
have muscles it's okay to not have abs it's okay to not love yourself are you
saying it's okay not to have these big bad voice are you saying it it's okay
not to have this super abs and it's okay not to love yourself all right I think
we learned a lot here today about respecting women it's not writing here
thank you thank you anchor respecting women it's not a joke okay
and I want you everyone to everyone to follow my lead and give me your best
respecting women posts right now if you're watching and also I this is
really important to me because it's like I know this is all a joke with the hair
and all but this is very important to me is something I wanted to do for a very
long time I I just never really got the time to do it properly I really want to
change the brofist I find it to be offensive insensitive and a
microaggression the brofist is so heavily mailed structured and pandering
to men when we really need to just focus more on respecting women so I want to
change the brofist to something else I've given this a lot of thought it's an
iconic moment in this channel history but we're changing the brofist into
something gender-neutral something that anyone no matter who you are can get on
board with I want to call it this is fit fit fit respect women fit that's it
respect women respecting women one punch at a time that was a bad joke I'm sorry
don't don't hit women but don't hit guys too
there's one more video uh by 3d movies for you a legend absolute legend this
guy taught me everything I know about women he taught me how to respect women
as you can tell he's an old man so he knows what he's talking about
that's how it works and when I date a woman mm-hmm I don't go over and open up
the door for a woman as he should see this man knows you don't open up the
door for women because they need to feel strong I treat her like crap and they
love it they respect you for it are you telling
me women can respect a man no that's impossible
how could this be I've been Federline all this day 3d
movies for you what else knowledge do you have for us you know I've been
through the opening the car door and saying I love you honey I think I can do
for you honey yes honey you're right honey that's bullshit treat her like
dirt whoa argue with her tell her she's dumb what you know treat her like crap
they love it treat her like they love it I love the
tunnel of this match just punch your lady they love it women one tough guy
they don't want little fairy wimps that open the car door for him and treat him
with respect and well to share the restaurant hey why they want to be
treated like a buddy I mean you might get at the restaurant themselves they'll
need you to pull out their chair does anyone have a papian Betty I need to
fuck my buddy okay I got it tough guy so treat him like crap didn't what they
want baby don't you get it I guess nice look I've been around the
block a few times okay I don't know probably like six
hours in vagina 48 women in my life so do you 48 Hey
1848 this man is living sex machine 48 women egg you know I'm I I might have
done this lemon thing wrong maybe this sweetie movies for you man is
right after all I've never had a ten but I have lots of knives loss of water for
the mustache like that boy how come you never had a tent I don't get it I don't
get it at all man dude you fucking shit man and other women that you marry if
you marry a really good-looking sexy woman she might cheat on you mother Matt
I think we learned a lot about respecting women here today boys and and
and girls and girls especially especially girls is wrist video do I
have any girls watching this video if you are then let me tell you okay you
you finish this video you say something good let me put on some nice music
hi my name is Felix this is my job Edgar we respect women do you respect
women as well then please legalizing this video that would really every life
equals one respect of the women and your video doesn't get 10,000 like Edgar will
never appear on this channel again because I will export him to a third
world country where he will learn how to respect them properly thank you all for
respecting women and as always six
have fun come on tough guy crap okay not bad you think you can take me out huh

How to: RESPECT WOMEN!

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