Johnny Knoxville's Eye Popped Out

>> Jimmy: MAY I ASK, YOU LOOK
LIKE SCHNEIDER FROM "ONE DAY AT
A TIME."
YOU TRANSFORMED INTO A SUPER
FROM THE '70s.
>> I GUESS I FORGOT TO TAKE THIS
OFF.
>> Jimmy: I GUESS SO.
IT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU.
>> I FEEL REALLY BUTCH IN IT.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM SOUTH
AFRICA?
>> YES, I WAS IN SOUTH AFRICA
FOR 14 WEEKS SHOOTING A MOVIE, A
COMEDY, LOTS OF STUNTS.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT
THE MOVIE?
YOU TOLD ME WHAT THE MOVIE WAS,
NOW THERE'S SOME WEIRD THING,
RIGHT?
>> NO, NO, IT'S -- IT'S A COMEDY
ABOUT LIKE THE MOST DANGEROUS
THEME PARK OF ALL-TIME WHICH I
HAPPEN TO OWN.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> AND WE DO ALL THE STUNTS FOR
REAL.
LIKE IN "JACKASS," IT'S ALL WIDE
TRAIN, NO CUT ON THE ACTION, SO
YOU CAN TELL WE'RE DOING THEM,
AND BOY DID THAT COST ME.
>> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED?
HOW MANY INJURIES?
LET'S GO THROUGH IT THIS TIME.
>> ON THIS ONE, TWO CONCUSSIONS,
A BROKENDOWN, SPRAINED KNEE,
TORN MCL, I GOT STITCHES ON THIS
SIDE.
THE WORST THING IS I GOT HOME
FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM ONE
NIGHT, I WENT THREE TIMES IN THE
FIVE-DAY STRETCH AT ONE POINT.
>> Jimmy: GREAT.
>> BUT I GET HOME FROM THE
EMERGENCY ROOM FOR MY SECOND
CONCUSSION.
AND I BLOW MY NOSE.
WHEN I BLOW MY NOSE, MY LEFT EYE
POPS OUT OF ITS SOCKET.
AND I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS LIKE HALFWAY OUT.
AND SO I POKE IT BACK IN.
>> Jimmy: OH, WITH YOUR HANDS?
>> I WAS SCARED.
LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> IT SHOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT, I
POKE THE IT BACK IN.
>> Jimmy: WANT RIGHT THING TO
DO?
>> WELL -- I GUESS.
I DON'T KNOW.
I WENT BACK TO THE EMERGENCY
ROOM.
THEY TOLD ME I HAD A BLOWOUT
FRACTURE.
APPARENTLY WHEN I HIT MY FACE
INTO THE GROUND ON THE STUNT,
THE ORBITAL LAMINA BONE DIDN'T
BREAK, IT JUST DISAPPEARED.
WHEN I BLEW MY NOSE IT WAS
BLOWING AIR BEHIND MY EYEBALL
AND PUSHES IT OUT OF ITS SOCKET.
[ AUDIENCE GROANS ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH
YOU?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO GO ON?
I MEAN, ARE YOU GOING TO BE 80
AND DOING THIS?
HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP
DOING YOUR OWN STUNTS LIKE THIS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S STILL FUN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> SO, I MEAN --
>> Jimmy: WHY DOESN'T TOM CRUISE
GET HIS EYEBALL POPPED OUT OF
HIS HEAD?
HE DOES HIS OWN STUNTS.
>> IT HAPPENED TWICE.
IT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT
HAPPENED TWICE?
>> WELL, IT HAPPENED TWICE.
THE FIRST TIME IT CAME OUT, I
PUT IT BACK IN, WENT TO THE
EMERGENCY ROOM, THEY LOOK THE AT
IT.
AND I GOT TO WEAR AN EYE PATCH
FOR A FEW DAYS, THOUGH, WHICH I
FELT REALLY BUTCH IN THE EYE
PATCH.
BUT I WENT WITH PONTIUS, PONTIUS
IS IN THE MOVIE TOO, HE'S
AMAZING.
>>"JACKASS."
>> WE HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS, HE
SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AND I
LAUGHED, FOR SOME REASON I HELD
MY NOSE AND LAUGHED.
I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO SNEEZE
THE NEXT THREE WEEKS.
I HELD HI NOSE AND LAUGHED, IT
PUSHED MY EYE BACK OUT AGAIN.
THEY COULD ONLY SHOOT THIS SIDE
OF MY FACE FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS
OF THE MOVE.
>> >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, THIS IS
RIDICULOUS.
>> THE FOOTAGE TURNED OUT GOOD.
>> Jimmy: OH, WELL, THAT'S THE
MOST IMPORTANT THING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DO YOUR OTHER MANIAC FRIENDS --
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOUR
FRIENDS, IF THEY KNEW YOU WERE
NOT SUPPOSED TO SNEEZE FOR THREE
WEEKS, THEY'D BE FOLLOWING YOU
AROUND WITH PEPPER AND STUFF
THROWING IT IN YOUR FACE.
>> EXACTLY.
I'M ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING.
EVERY TREE, EVERY GRASS, MOLD,
DUST, DOGS, CATS.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS PERFECT.
>> YEAH.
SO WE'RE JUST, YOU KNOW -- JUST
WAITING AROUND.
FIGURE TONY BARBIERI OR SOMEBODY
IS GOING TO COME OUT?
WE HAVE LUNATICS WORKING ON THE
SHOW.
>> YOU'VE GOT MORE THAN A
COUPLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU THINK I GOT SOME GOOD HIRES.
>> Jimmy: WE COULD GET YOU A BIG
ROUND PLASTIC BUBBLE TO LIVE IN
LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA IN THAT
MOVIE.
WHAT DO YOUR KIDS SAY WHEN DAD
COMES HOME WITH NO EYEBALL?
>> WELL, WHEN I GOT -- I TOLD
THEM, WELL, WITH THIS, I JUST
SAID DADDY FELL AT WORK.
AND WITH THE EYEBALL I TOOK THE
EYE PATCH OFF WHEN I CAME HOME
BECAUSE -- I DIDN'T WANT TO GO
INTO THAT WHOLE EXPLANATION.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH.
YOU COULD HAVE JUST DONE A
PIRATE THING AND THEY PROBABLY
WOULD HAVE BEEN EXCITED.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
BUT I DIDN'T THINK THAT FAR
AHEAD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT TIME.
>> YEAH, NEXT TIME.
>> Jimmy: ONCE YOU START DOING
THIS AT PARTIES WHEN YOU REALIZE
YOU CAN CONTROL WHEN YOUR
EYEBALLS COME OUT.
>> I COULD MAKE IT COME OUT
RIGHT NOW --
>> Jimmy: COULD YOU REALLY?
HOLD ON A SECOND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU BECAUSE I
KNOW.
BUT DON'T YOU DARE ENCOURAGE HIM
TO DO THIS.
>> NO, BECAUSE MY WIFE'S HERE.
SHE WILL KILL ME

Johnny Knoxville's Eye Popped Out

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