Jojo Siwa Slimed Us!!!

- So worth it!
- You're the meanest! - Okay.
Stay...
- This is the best moment of my life.
- Good morning, everyone.
We're going on our first panel right now.
Are you backstage?
Are you backstage right now?
So I don't know what to expect.
It's gonna be fun, though.
- Yeah, and the meet-and-greet's today.
Yay!
(baby cooing)
- The panel went really well,
but more excitingly, look who showed up.
- It's me! - Rachel's here!
- Why do you have fuzz on the top of your camera?
Is it like a fake mic?
- [Christopher] Blow on it.
(blows)
Sounded great. - Did you make that yourself?
- [Christopher] No, I bought it.
- You really bought that?
- I bought it.
- You could have made that yourself, Christopher!
- [Christopher] You should do a video
on how to make it yourself,
because I'm not that ingenuitious.
- Let me see it.
Here's my hands while you watch.
It's just-- - Distraction!
- It's just a piece of fuzz.
- [Christopher] Yeah.
It works really. - You know what
you should get, is a little fuzzball,
just glue that on.
- [Christopher] Why would I do that on top of this?
- Well, I'm saying you could have.
- [Christopher] Oh.
- Come on, Christopher.
How much did you pay for that?
- We're about to do the meet-and-greet
with all the Ballingers.
- I'm so confused.
That says 13.
Why are there more than one number?
- Oh, there's lots of numbers.
We're very confused.
There's lots of numbers.
Alright.
Colleen's here, Rachel's here, Cory's here.
Jessica's here, Duncan's here, I'm here.
We're all here.
Let's do it.
(crowd talking excitedly)
- [Crowd Members] Rachel, Rachel!
(woman squealing)
- I got him to sleep
at the meet-and-greet lineup.
We're still doing it, and I got him to sleep.
- [Rachel] Where did she take them, can we get them after?
I'll make sure we get them after.
- That was two hours of holding a baby.
It was awesome.
I was so happy we got to meet so many awesome people,
but I was holding a baby the entire time.
- It was freakin' adorable, both of them!
Both the baby and him and then all together.
- We went through this on Rachel's vlog,
which you should go watch.
I'll put a link somewhere.
Good morning, everyone.
It is the next day at VidCon,
so this is, what is this, Friday?
Is that what day we're at?
- Yeah. - Friday.
Jessica's nursing a baby.
Always.
She's just always walking around with a baby,
nursing him.
- Newborn babies feed all the time.
That's just the bottom line of it.
Little babies feed all the time.
It's one of the reasons why people are like,
wait, you're bringing a baby to VidCon?
'Cause it is a lot of work.
There's a big reality behind having a newborn.
But I don't know.
It doesn't feel like a lot of work.
I'm having a blast and he's a really easy baby,
so it's not a big deal to me anymore.
But I think for people who have had fewer babies,
they're usually like,
that was a time when we shut everything else down
and just fed the baby at home.
But I'm like, yeah, I can walk around and do this.
Easy peasy.
He's light.
- Jessica's been like a rockstar.
We did that meet-and-greet yesterday,
which was two hours.
The other kids, they can stand up.
So yeah, you might be holding one for a little while,
but you put them down and then they're standing up.
With this baby, he doesn't stand up.
- I think the true rockstar was 100% Duncan.
He was incredible, I was so proud of him.
Even if we were holding him, he didn't cry,
he didn't throw a fit.
It wasn't like we had to walk away.
He was such a sweetheart the whole time,
so I was really proud of him.
- Yeah, he did a great job.
What I was saying is, Jessica was nursing him
during the meet-and-greet
and during taking all the pictures.
I think there's some up online.
People posted a bunch of them, so you should check it out.
Good job. - Baby's gotta eat.
- Good job being a mom.
Here's a question.
Gabby wants to know if you could choose a different slogan
for Miranda, not haters back off, what would it be?'
- Ooh.
I don't know what you said.
Not haters back off?
Oh man, that's hard.
I feel like she has so many slogans,
it would be like, it's squinchy.
Or like...
- Good slogan. - Yeah, good slogan.
That's good, right?
Squinchy.
You know what's funny,
is in your most recent video, Christopher,
Parker, his son, his real son,
said something that was so,
like you guys, he said, "Squeezin'" or something,
when you guys were squeezing water balloons on his head.
Was it squeezin' or squishin'?
- I don't remember. - I don't know,
but it was so Miranda and so amazing.
Yes, squeezing.
So weird.
I'm avoiding giving an answer 'cause I don't know.
Haters back off, it would be like...
Back off, haters.
I don't know.
I'm not that creative.
I have no idea.
Yeah, sorry.
- We just finished the Q and A with Colleen onstage.
It was a lot of fun.
I haven't worked with Colleen as Miranda
in a long time, and I could not hold it together.
I was crying onstage, I was laughing so hard.
So that was pretty funny.
I couldn't even ask a question, I was giggling.
Colleen's really hilarious.
That's what I'm trying to say here.
I'm in one of the green room lounge things.
I wear wooden sunglasses.
And they're great, I love them,
but they're very fragile.
And I had them hooked onto my shirt like this,
and I went and gave somebody a hug
and totally crushed them.
They snapped.
It's not the first time this has happened,
but I don't have what it takes to fix them.
So we found these glasses.
They're the foldy up kind, so they're this big.
- You're saying the foldy up kind
like everybody's heard of it.
I have never seen this before in my life.
My mind is boggled and I just snagged a lot of 'em.
- I didn't know this was an unknown thing.
I've seen these at every sunglass store I've ever been to.
- Oh, wow.
Every sunglass store,
I keep just going to lots of sunglass stores.
- I didn't bring a backup pair of sunglasses.
These are okay, I can do this.
- You can do this?
These are the coolest things I've ever seen.
What do you mean, you can do this?
I just grabbed so many sunglasses.
We should bring a sunglass and do a giveaway.
- Okay, maybe we'll--
- Let's do a giveaway of all the stuff in this room.
I'm gonna go grab some stuff.
There's a Rubix cube, there are fidget spinners,
there are socks.
There are really cool socks.
Do you guys want pink socks or do you want blue socks?
I'm gonna get a pink and a blue.
Let's do two giveaways.
- Jessica is very excited.
- I'm taking all the things.
For you.
- Just so you know,
if you want to make Jessica super excited,
give her free things.
If you give her free things, she's the happiest.
- Okay, here's the giveaway.
I just made it up in my head.
There are pink things and there are blue...
I think there are blue things.
There are blue things, yes.
So say Team Pink and Team Blue in the comments,
and then leave your social media handle,
like a Twitter or something so we can DM you,
and that's it.
Team Pink or Team Blue.
Team Pink or Team Blue!
Oh, Team Blue is not doing it right now.
(gasps)
From behind, Team Blue!
That was wild.
That was a really cool...
That was crazy content.
- [Christopher] That was your fingers getting in the way.
- Was it? - Yes. (laughs)
Oh.
Oh, I think it was. (laughs)
- So I think we've learned that Jessica
does not know how to use a fidget spinner.
- Maybe not.
- She's so pretty.
Are you chillin' in the lounge.
Yeah?
Duncan found the beanbags.
You like the beanbags?
You like 'em?
(sneezes)
Oh my goodness.
Sneezy!
Sneezy, oh don't punch yourself.
We're hanging out in the lounge right now.
We've had some meetings.
We are really excited because after my panel tonight,
they're opening up the floor for the creators,
which means we get to go play
with all the things that are out there.
And that's my favorite part of VidCon,
is the part that the people that come here
get to experience every day at VidCon.
We only get to really experience it once,
and it's tonight, and I'm really excited about it.
Are you excited?
Yeah?
Can I also just say...
I know I've said it already before,
but Duncan is so good.
He's been so good this entire time we've been at VidCon.
He's been quiet and cuddly
and social and just awesome.
So good job, Duncan.
Keep up the good work.
But right now he's resting.
Hi.
I'm going to another panel right now,
and I didn't wanna take apart the stroller,
so I'm pushing the stroller.
But Jessica has the baby, and she's gonna pass by
in this cool little zip car.
Which is super squeaky.
(tires squeaking)
Here she goes.
Awesome.
So when we come out on the floor during VidCon,
we are coming out to meet you guys,
and we spend the time that we're out here
visiting with you, taking pictures,
signing things, talking,
having a good time.
- Giving big hugs.
- Giving big hugs,
but it means that we spend our whole time doing that.
We try not to get distracted from that,
so we don't get to play with any of the toys
or any of the things out on the floor.
- But I like playing with toys and things on the floor,
and I like getting distracted.
- So, during this one time during VidCon,
they open up the floor to all the creators,
and we get to play with all the toys.
Which is super awesome that they do it,
and we're really excited about it.
- And I was just verified on Twitter, so...
Now I'm gonna talk to Instagram.
That's a different story.
I'm dreaming big, I'm dreaming big, I'm gonna win big!
Do I go this way or this way?
How do I spin it?
I don't even know.
Okay, here we go.
- What is your dominant arm?
- My what?
- Your dominant arm.
- Oh.
I don't want it to go too fast,
I want it to go nice and slow into a grand prize.
- Delta, Delta, Delta, Delta!
Aww!
- I dreamed so big.
We are at the Nickelodeon booth,
and I am gonna get slimed!
It's my childhood dream.
And it's gonna happen, and this guy...
- Yes.
Also slimed.
- Whoo! - Yes, whoo!
I think.
Yes, yes.
- And look who's gonna slime us
that's standing right here. - That's me!
That's me!
I'm sliming you.
- I'm so excited.
I'm doing it without covering my hair--
- Are you putting on the poncho?
- No, 'cause I feel like that would be so weak.
- The outfit, the outfit, the outfit.
- I have to kinda protect my dress 'cause it's new.
I'm being responsible. - Yeah, that's fine.
- But my whole life I've wanted to be slimed,
since I was a small child.
- Oh you're doing it, you're going full-out!
- How can I do it with a poncho, though?
It would just be wrong.
- You want to trust me?
Poncho down, head up.
- Oh my gosh, really? - Uh-huh.
- 'Cause I don't know about all this.
- Pinky promise. - I kinda wanna keep this.
Head up?
I don't know if I should pinky promise this.
- Do it, it's already done.
- I'm going no poncho.
No poncho!
- [Booth Guy] Let me clean it up a little bit.
- [Christopher] Oh good, yeah, that's considerate.
- Christopher, you're gonna be slimed by Nickelodeon!
This is what I've always dreamed of my whole life!
Mwah!
- I didn't catch any of that.
That was very loud. - I'm just so excited.
I'm so, so, so excited.
- It's your time to shine.
- [Christopher] My time to shine?
- Are you ready to go?
- Of course, I'm always ready to go.
- Chris, head up.
Go like this.
- I don't know.
I'm not gonna go full Titanic on this.
- No, full Titanic.
And I...
- [Christopher] I'm not singing.
- Oh, that's not the one.
- [Jennifer] Yeah, that's not the Titanic song.
- No, the one goes...
♫ Every night in my dreams
- [Jessica] You know it.
♫ I see you, I feel you
- [Jessica] Christopher, it's safe to eat,
is what she's telling you.
- [Man] This guy's gonna do it in his clothes!
No!
- I got you, buddy.
- [Boy] I just did it, but I wore a poncho.
- Five, four, three, two, one!
- Yeah!
- [Jessica] Where's the slime?
- What's going on with that?
- JoJo! - It's stuck up there!
- It might be stuck.
- Something's stuck up there.
(laughter)
Got him!
Yeah!
That's my boy!
- Why would you do this?
- Dreams coming true!
- Dreams coming true, big time!
- Here you go.
- Dreams do come true!
- This is your head hole.
- JoJo's gonna put it on my head.
- [Christopher] If she says it doesn't work,
don't trust her.
Just keep looking forward!
(laughs)
- She's a little trickster.
- [Christopher] Don't trust her.
- Do I have arm holes?
Okay.
- [Christopher] Oh, rebel!
So that's gonna go straight into there,
so we're gonna tie this up a little.
- You have my hair tie, right?
- You don't want a hood?
- I need to feel it.
I've waited my whole life to get slimed.
- Do you want to take your shoes off?
- [Christopher] Yeah, take your shoes off, Jess.
- No, leave your shoes on and go run!
- [Christopher] You are trouble.
- Gonna feel the slime between my toes.
- It's edible.
Isn't it edible? - It is.
- [Coleen] Technically non-toxic.
- [Christopher] I tasted it.
- Technically non-toxic.
- Yeah, I tasted it.
It was unintentional, but I tasted it.
- [Colleen] Is she gonna put the hood up?
- No. - Hood up!
- [Colleen] It's gonna get in her hair, though.
- [Christopher] Are we doing a countdown?
- No, it's not working.
- [Christopher] Don't trust her.
Five, four, oh!
(laughs)
- [JoJo] Tell her to back up!
- [Colleen] She didn't put the hood up!
- So worth it!
- You're the meanest! - Okay.
Stay...
- This is the best moment of my life.
It was so warm and wonderful!
Oh, it's so squeezy.
- It's a great conditioner.
- Exactly.
Yeah, I should have been doing all this all this time.
- Yeah.
Now we're gonna go up and over.
- Yes, this is the way to begin a night.
- And then arms in.
Arms in, perfect.
Now walk forward.
Almost there, almost there.
Bam. - I am being birthed
by the slime booth.
- [Christopher] Meanwhile...
You have no idea what your parents just did.
- He's the most mature one of the three of you.
- [Christopher] He does not know what to make of this.
(Christopher laughing)
You're playing peekaboo with a Ninja Turtle!
(Christopher laughs)
Can you say thank you?
- [Man] I hope he sleeps tonight.
- I don't know what kind of dreams he's gonna have.
Dreams of turtles?
Bye, thank you.
We've been having so much fun.
We haven't played many games.
We've mainly just talked to our friends,
and I'm sorry if it's too loud for you to hear,
but I'm trying.
I'm trying to project.
I'm using my theater major background
to talk to you right now.
While we were here we noticed
that Rachel's book was being sold at one of the booths
and she didn't know.
And people kept asking during the meet-and-greet stuff,
"How do we get your book?
"Where can we buy your book?"
And she's like, "Go online and get it,"
which you can do.
But she didn't realize it was here,
and she's not gonna be here tomorrow,
so she was like, "Please go take a picture of it."
So we were in line to get on the shuttle
and now I'm heading back in super quick
to take a picture of her book.
So that's what I'm doing, like a good big brother.
Alright, I did that.
So if you see where you can buy her book at VidCon
in her Twitter or Instagram or whatever,
she better give me some photo credit.
Hi.
Let's talk about what we learned today.
We learned that I could have made my very cool wind guard
out of a little ball of fuzz.
We learned that you just can't trust JoJo.
And finally, we learned that Duncan is a big fan
of Ninja Turtles.
Thanks for watching, everybody.
We'll see you next time.
(giggling)

Jojo Siwa Slimed Us!!!

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