Kids Change Their Baby Brother's Diaper!

(epic music)
- Good morning everyone,
I'm here nursing little baby of cuteness, sweetness.
Aww.
That's one side, the other side is private.
Oh, I know what I really wanted to talk to you about,
look at my eyes, ooh, ooh!
(gasps)
I used my Naked2 palette today from Urban Decay.
Last week I got three new eyeshadow palettes,
and I was a little nervous about using them
the past couple of days, because my eyes are feeling itchy
and that happens to me when I'm kind of getting sickness,
or round sickness, or like weather allergies or something.
And I didn't want to use my brand new makeup palettes
like when my eyes were potentially feeling itchy or yucky,
but I'm feeling better today, so I was like,
"Busting it out, fancy!"
I'm really excited about them,
and I can't remember what colors I used.
The second for the beginning one
was very shimmery and gold-looking,
and then there was one that had like a green to it
and then kind of a smokier gray so that's what I used,
so I can't remember the names.
(laughing) I do remember there's one called booty call,
but that's the one I used up here by my eyebrows.
(Jessica laughs)
That's my makeup story today.
And I saw a a lot of people last month
asking about my lipstick.
I have a friend who has started selling LipSense,
and so I've been supporting her business
and buying her LipSense products,
and so that's what I usually have on my mouth,
and they're actually really amazing.
They kind of feel and smell like chemical and different
and kind of like, "Should I be putting this on my face?"
But, they 100% last all day and it's very, very cool,
especially for me, one of my main reasons
I don't wear a lot of lipstick is because it
just comes off right away, especially if I wanna drink tea,
and this stuff, I can drink tea, it's amazing.
But it is a little weird, it's definitely different,
but once you get into it, you're like,
"Yeah, okay I get it."
So that's my story.
I can't remember what color this is.
I'll look into it, sorry guys.
- We are at the new house right now,
and Bailey caught something.
What did you catch?
- A baby lizard!
- [Chris] A baby li--
Oh my goodness, look at how tiny this thing is!
Look at that little tiny baby lizard!
- [Bailey] Jacob, look!
- Oh my goodness, I have to go to the bathroom!
- [Chris] Wow, that made him have to go to the bathroom.
How'd you catch it, Bailey?
- Well I just saw it crawling along
and it was just so tiny it couldn't escape from me
because my dress was like this
and it crawled under my dress and I picked it up.
- [Chris] That is so cool, he's so little!
What a little guy!
- He's small!
- [Chris] That's cool, is that the first lizard
you've ever caught by yourself?
- Yes, yes! - That is cool.
What do you think we should name it, Parker?
- Erm, Ruby.
- Ruby?
Ruby the lizard?
- [Bailey] I think we should name it, erm, Tiny.
- Tiny?
- [Parker] Look at you, Tiny!
- [Chris] Tiny Terry the little lizard.
Hi Tiny Terry!
He's got such a cool back design!
- Uh-huh! - Mm-hmm!
- Wow! - He's so cute, he's like--
- [Chris] Is it a Bluebelly, do you know?
- I don't know, I haven't looked at its belly.
No, but it's still pretty cool, look at it.
- [Parker] Look it!
(child speaking in background)
- [Chris] Is it still alive?
- [Bailey] Yes definitely, I can feel its heart beating.
- [Chris] Okay, just making sure,
'cause he's not really moving.
- [Bailey] Baby, baby lizard!
- Oh yeah. - Yeah he's moving,
he's alive.
- [Chris] I think he's just a little scared.
- It's so tiny, it's so tiny!
I bet this is a Guinness World Record right here.
- [Chris] You think that's a Guinness World Record
for tiniest lizard? - Uh-huh.
- Look what I got! - I don't know about that.
Oh what did you get?
Oh you got a little roly-poly.
Here we're catching all sorts of critters.
- Yep!
- I think I've caught the coolest critter
we've ever caught at this house so far.
- [Chris] He is pretty cool!
- [Bailey] Jacob, look at him right now!
- [Chris] What do you think we should name him, Jake?
- I don't know.
- We're kind of in a hurry at this point,
because Bailey has Girl Scouts tonight,
so I picked up the kids' smoothies
on the way back to the old house.
They had it in the back of the car,
and this, this is Parker's smoothie.
(laughing) It dropped from his hands, fell on the straw,
and the straw came out the back,
that's what we're looking at here.
I'm not totally sure what am I,
we need another cup!
Can you get another cup?
From the house or something?
Somebody get me something!
- Excuse me?
I did not break that when I put the straw in.
- [Chris] You didn't?
- It just fell out.
What's that thing on your camera?
- [Chris] You haven't seen that yet?
- No.
- It stops the wind from making a loud noise.
But we're talking about this, what's going on here?
How'd this happen?
- Um, I, I, I just dropped it and then it just made a hole.
I didn't, when I put in the straw I did not put the hole in.
- [Chris] So how'd it get there?
- I don't, from when it falled.
- [Chris] It fell and punched through the bottom?
- Uh-huh!
- [Chris] (laughing) Well don't make it worse!
- Oopsie!
- [Chris] I think the kids are playing hide-and-seek.
- Look, Parker.
(laughter)
- There was a hole!
(laughter)
- [Chris] Are you guys playing hide-and-seek?
- Yeah, I'm gonna hide!
- I would love to play inside.
- [Chris] Do you guys know how to play sardines?
- No. - No.
- [Chris] Do you wanna learn?
- Yeah! - Okay!
- [Chris] Okay, okay, so it's just like hide-and-seek,
except, instead of everybody hiding and one person looking,
one person hides and everybody looks.
And if you find the person,
you have to hide in the same spot with them,
til everybody's all hiding in the same place.
- Okay, that sounds fun!
- Yeah, so we hide at each other!
- So, Daddy'll be "it" first.
- Okay! - Okay?
- I need to get my shoes on.
- [Chris] You need to get your shoes on?
- Daddy's "it" first!
- [Chris] So Daddy's gonna be "it" first,
and everybody else is gonna look for Daddy.
If you find Daddy, you have to quietly hide next to Daddy
until the next person comes
and then you quietly hide for that--
- [Bailey] So we have to spread out?
- [Chris] Yeah, we have to spread out.
And you need to wipe off your face
'cause it looks like you got a smoothie mustache.
♫ Smoothie mustache!
And you've got a smoothie unibrow too,
you and your brother you're the exact same!
- Me?
- Do you have a smoothie unibrow, not this time.
Last time you did.
Jacob, smoothie unibrow?
Daddy, smoothie unibrow?
No, I used a straw, no mustache or unibrow.
Are we just playing outside
or should we play the whole house?
- [Children] (shouting) Whole house!
- [Chris] Whole house, okay, here we go.
But I should give you guys a camera too, huh?
Jacob, you get a camera too.
Or does everyone want a camera?
- No.
- No, you don't want a camera?
- I want my arms free.
- I want a camera! - You want a camera?
- So I can see with my arms and--
- And you want a camera?
Okay I'm gonna get some cameras.
Bailey didn't want a camera,
Parker wanted a camera so he's got a camera,
Jacob you've got a camera.
If their footage doesn't turn out
then it probably won't show up, but if it does,
if they did a good job of vlogging,
it'll be interesting to see what they come up with.
Okay.
- I do want a camera, but I think it will be too hard,
because I think I'll be like searching like this.
- Uh-huh - Or like this.
- [Chris] You wanna have your hands and knees free?
- Uh-huh.
- [Chris] You don't want your vlogging needs
to get in the way?
- Yeah! (laughs)
- [Chris] Alright, you guys ready?
- [Jacob] Mm-hmm!
- [Chris] Okay so guys start counting, you count to 20,
and then you're gonna come find me.
- [Bailey] Okay!
- [Children] One, two, three, four ...
(playful music)
- (whispering) Okay, gonna hide over here.
Oh they're already at 13!
Gonna hide back here, okay, okay!
- [Jessica] Good job!
- Okay I'm hiding over here.
(door slams)
- So this is gonna be a fast run!
Where did they go? (mumbles)
- [Bailey] No salami!
(Parker laughs)
- Salami!
- (whispering) My head is fully sticking out,
from the couch right here, I'm behind the couch,
and my head's fully sticking out,
and they're just walking right past me.
- [Jacob] I didn't find a Daddy but I found a balloon!
(laughter)
Salami!
(playful music)
(Parker laughs)
- Salami!
- Shh, you got be-- - Salami!
- Back here, come hide from Bailey now, hide from Bailey!
Gotta hide from Bailey, come here, come here,
gotta hide from Bailey!
You brought a balloon.
Sh, everybody quiet!
(loud rustling)
- Ha ha!
- [Chris] That balloon was a dead giveaway!
(laughter)
Gotta hide, gotta hide!
Bailey found us all.
Bailey you're the last one to find us,
that means you're "it" next time!
Jacob just found out he wasn't recording the whole time!
(laughing) he was carrying around a camera
that wasn't turned on!
You gotta turn it on!
(laughter)
He could see himself, there's just no red dot
indicating that it's recording.
See how mine has a red dot?
(Jacob laughs)
You see that red dot?
That means record, that's what REC stands for.
(Jacob laughs)
- And that button right there is record!
- [Chris] Yep, that's the button!
Hey Duncan, you having some tummy time?
Just hanging out on your tummy,
you gonna lift your little head up?
Let me fix your little hand, there you go.
(Duncan burbles)
Uh-oh, brother, brother attack!
- [Jessica] Another brother!
- [Chris] Brother attack!
(Jacob laughs)
Brother pile!
- Wow! (Parker burbles)
- [Chris] Very believable.
- See, who else do you miss?
Then we're gonna hug you, and then we're gonna kiss you.
(kissing)
- [Chris] Brothers!
♫ I love you brothers
♫ I love you brother
♫ I love you, I love you Duncan
♫ I love you Duncan
♫ I love you Duncan
Duncan's trying to crawl!
He's gonna be moving around before long guys!
How are we gonna catch him?
Are you guys gonna catch him, you gonna chase him around?
(Parker laughs)
- He's strong (mumbles)
- [Chris] You gonna keep him out of trouble.
- This is how you crawl.
(Duncan babbling)
- [Chris] Oh, good example.
Did you get that Duncan, that's how you crawl?
(Duncan babbles)
Oh you have some milk in your cheeks?
(Duncan babbles and cries)
(Jacob laughs)
Uh-oh you're scooting!
(Duncan cries)
You're actually moving forward.
(laughing) Woah, that is so close to crawling,
what are you doing?
What are you doing, you're only three weeks old!
(Duncan babbles)
- Yesterday I talked to you about a rash
that Duncan had on his face,
and it looks so much better today.
He has a couple little spots, but I think in general
maybe it was just a heat rash, maybe he's fine.
(Duncan babbles)
- Gah, you got all caught up in my hair, bud!
So hopefully it is just California heat getting him down
and not a sensitivity to dairy.
That's a hard thing for Momma to cope with.
It's okay if it happens, I'm fine, it's no problem,
it's just a little bit difficult, it's no big deal.
- He's just adorable!
- And so sweet, hello sweetie bean.
Naw, you're covered in people all day long aren't you?
- Now I'm ready to hold him.
- Okay, let's set you up.
Aw!
- I love you, adorable little thing!
- [Jessica] You gonna put him to sleep, Bailey?
- Yeah, definitely. - I dunno.
(Jessica laughs)
He seems pretty awake!
(Duncan sneezes)
- Aww, that's a cute little sneeze!
If he falls asleep, he has to stay on the person
he falls asleep on, or else he wakes up.
(Jessica laughs)
So I tried to put him in there.
- [Jessica] Yeah.
- But he woke up and started crying, when he fell asleep.
- [Jessica] Yeah he's hard to transfer.
- I smell something.
- It's babies.
- No, it's that? - What?
- Helmet. - pee-pee?
- Yup! - Are you sure he has pee-pee?
- [Jessica] I think he does have a little pee-pee
but I don't know.
We could just change his diaper but he pee-pees a lot.
- I think he'll be able to be here for a while.
(Jacob singing indistinctly)
♫ Rocking the baby
(Jacob mumbles)
♫ Rocking the baby
- [Jessica] He's so long, got a huge little body!
- He's got a tiny little body.
(Jessica laughs)
- [Jessica] He has a tiny body
but it's a ling version of a tiny body.
(Jacob singing)
- I can change him.
- [Jessica] I know you can.
- Here, is that okay?
I can go change him right now.
- [Jessica] But does he need it?
Check his diap, check, like his whole thing aside
and check if there's pee-pee in the diaper.
I think he might have, yeah there it is.
(Duncan cries)
- [Bailey] We've already got a diaper.
- [Jessica] Yeah, look at this guy at the ready!
- Uh, he has a brown, a little bit of brown.
- [Jessica] No that's his butt paste.
- Oh. (laughs)
Anything on your bottom?
No?
He's fine, all you've got is butt paste on your bottom.
Here I got him.
- I got this. - Jacob!
- [Jessica] It's okay Bailey, let Jacob do it.
- Don't worry, we'll get you nice and soft and warm.
Jacob.
- Can you please throw this away?
- Uh, yeah, sure.
There, nice and cozy, nice.
- [Jessica] He's all cozy now, all comfortable.
Good job changing his diaper you guys!
Bailey, good job changing his diaper.
- Thank you!
- Hi, let's talk about what we learned today.
(soft guitar strumming)
We learned who holds the Guinness World Record
as the smallest lizard.
It's this guy from Madagascar.
Sorry Bailey, your lizard didn't even come close.
We learnt that it's not Parker's fault
that a straw went through the bottom.
He was just holding it and dropped it,
and it went through the bottom on its own.
And finally we learned that if you wanna record something,
better make sure that that red dot is there.
Thanks for watching everybody, we'll see you next time.
(Parker giggling)
♫ La la la la la la la la
♫ La la la la la la la
♫ La la la la la la la la
♫ La la la la la la la la
(upbeat music)

Kids Change Their Baby Brother's Diaper!

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