Little Big Shots - Father's Day Is Serious Business! (Sneak Peek)

-My mom said, "Tell Pawpaw 'Happy Father's Day.'"
I was like, "Noooo! He ain't my father!
Why would I do it?"
-Noooo! He ain't my father!
How many of you all have heard that before?
You ain't my daddy!
So now, I want you to turn around right here,
turn around, and we gonna watch how they caught you
in the middle of refusing to say "Happy Father's Day."
Here it is.
-Father's Day?
That's a special day for your father,
and you're the one that represents him.
And you don't want to say "Happy Father's Day."
I said "Happy Father's Day" to my dad to represent him.
And you don't want to represent your daddy.
That's being ugly to your dad.
-No, I'm gonna tell him "Happy Father's Day,"
but I want you to tell him, too.
-No, that's weird. We ain't sisters.
Aunt Poo and you, y'all are sisters.
Y'all could tell each other,
"Happy Father's Day" to your daddy,
but I ain't going to 'cause that's not my father.
It's my pawpaw.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You didn't want to say "Happy Father's Day"...
-...to someone who's not my father.
It's my pawpaw and not my father.
So that is two different things.
-That's two different things.
-It's my mom's father and it's my pawpaw.
So if my mom would've married him...
[ Laughter ]
...that would've been my father.
That was mama's father.
-Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh, Hadley. That is not the same thing.
You see, uh, what Father's Day is for
is for all men who are fathers.
See, like, I call my friends on Fath--
Uh-oh, she ain't going with this? Okay.
So I guess what I was about to say
don't mean nothing then, huh?
[ Laughter ]
But let me say something, though.
Your pawpaw -- he's a pretty nice guy, ain't he?
And you do love your pawpaw, right?
See, when people are old, you just do nice stuff for 'em,
'cause they old.
See, you're nice to me.
-Well, you do nice stuff for everyone.
[ Audience awws ]
-[ Laughs ]
I do. So let me ask you something.
Like, if I'm a father, would you ever say to me,
"Hey, Mr. Harvey, 'Happy Father's Day'"?
-If you were my father, I would.
[ Laughter ]
-We have a little surprise for you.
You ready? Look over there.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Pawpaw, how you doing? -I'm doing fine, sir.
-Hadley... look who's here.
-[ Giggles ]
-Come on, stand over there next to Pawpaw.
We talked Pawpaw into getting on a plane.
Oh, he didn't want to. Lord.
-Well, I didn't see him on a plane or nothing.
-I know. He wasn't -- he wasn't on the same plane.
-And I didn't see him in any seats.
I looked way back. I looked way back there. No...
-Yeah. He wasn't on that plane.
You know, they got more than one plane.
So we surprised you and put him on a different plane
'cause Pawpaw wanted to come see his little Hadley.
-[ Giggles ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-So, Hadley, since Pawpaw done flew all this way to see you,
would you say "Happy Father's Day" to him?
-N-n-n-o.
-Hadley, now, we all gonna say "Happy Father's Day" to Pawpaw.
Would you say it with us?
-Well, it's not those pawpaw. That's one thing.
-Okay, I know it ain't their pawpaw.
-And...and... -I know, I know.
He's just yours.
-And it isn't Father's Day, so...
-It's not Father's Day.
It's not Father's Day and it ain't none of they pawpaw.
Quit claiming the baby's daddy.
Listen, just say, "Okay." Come on, Hadley.
-Okay. -Okay?
You ready?
1, 2, 3.
-Happy Father's Day, Pawpaw!

Little Big Shots - Father's Day Is Serious Business! (Sneak Peek)

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