Man Bun Ken Doll More Popular Than Trump

IF YOU HAVE GROWN BORED WITH YOUR
COOKIE-CUTTER ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL CANDLE, THEN YOU ARE IN FOR A
TREAT BECAUSE MATTEL HAS JUST RELEASED A WIDE NEW RANGE OF
KENS TO BETTER MATCH WHAT REAL MEN LOOK LIKE.
THANK GOD.
FINALLY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT QUIFF MEANS.
YOU LOST ME.
HERE ARE
PICTURES OF THE NEW VARIETY.THEY HAVE
ALSO INCREASE THE RANGE OF
BARBIES THEY HAVE AS WELL.
THEY ALSO HAVE THIS NEW BROAD BODY
STYLE WHICH THEY CONSIDERED CALLING HUSKY.
IT IS BROADER,
BUT IT'S NOT THAT BROAD.
I THINK THEY COULD PUSH THIS FARTHER.
>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY ACROSS AMERICA TO FIND
SOMETHING A LITTLE BROADER THAN
THAT.
BEFORE WE GET TO THE HEART OF THIS MAN BUN KEN DOLL, LET'S
TACKLE WHAT THE RIGHT THING IS
TO DO OVERALL.
OF COURSE.
I LOVE PEOPLE THEY GET UPSET AT THIS.
WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT HAIRCUT KEN
HAS?
AND THERE ARE THOSE DIFFERENT SKIN TONES.
>>MEGYN KELLY WOULD DO A STORY ABOUT THIS.
SHE MIGHT INTERVIEW MAN BUN KEN DOLL ON HER SHOW.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK THEY ARE DOING THIS?
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO
APPEAL TO MORE PEOPLE SO YOU BUY IT.
THE OTHER REASON IS THERE IS
MORE OF THEM.
>> I WAS SHOCKED, APPARENTLY THEY SELL ALMOST AS MANY KENS AS
BARBIES.
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THAT BUY BARBIES WANT KEN TO BE WITH
HER.
THEY WILL ALSO HAVE SOMEONE THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE THEM, THEY
DON'T SIMPLY HAVE THIS IDEA OF WHAT BEAUTY AND PERFECTION IS
SUPPOSED TO BE.
NOT EVERY GUY HAS THE ABS OF KEN AS WELL.
>> IT IS BASICALLY CAPITALISM 101.
NOW LET'S GO TO THE
CONTROVERSY.
>> LET'S GO TO THE MAN BUN KEN DOLL.
THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR.
THERE IS NO REASON ñ WE ALMOST GOT PASSED THIS.
THERE WERE SOME GREAT TWEETS.
>> I'M HAPPY TO READ THESE TWEETS.
FIRST OF ALL, LET'S
ACKNOWLEDGE THE BAD TWEETS.
THERE WAS APPARENTLY SOME
RIGHT-WINGERS WHO MADE A LOT OF
JOKES ABOUT HOW HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL.
WHATEVER.
LET'S GET PAST
THAT.
>>WHO SAYS RIGHT-WINGERS CAN'T BE FUNNY?
EVERYBODY.
>>" DOES MAN BUN KEN DOL ALSO COME WITH A SOUL CYCLE
MEMBERSHIP, VINTAGE RECORD PLAYER, AND $50,000 OF STUDENT
LOAN DEBT?"
" MAN BUN KEN DOLL JUST INTERRUPTED ME TO TELL ME
BERNIE WOULD'VE ONE."
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
" THE KEN DOLL
WITH THE MAN BUN COMES WITH A WINE BOTTLE FROM TRADER JOE'S
THAT HE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT."
I THINK THEY NAMED HIM WOKE BAE.
>> ALL THESE TWEETS ARE GOING AROUND.
I STARTED TO FEEL BAD,
IS THERE NO ONE MORE HEATED IN THIS COUNTRY THAN MAN BUNDCHEN
DOLL?
SO I DID SOME RESEARCH AND FOUND THERE IS SOMEONE IN THIS
COUNTRY SOMEONE HATE MORE THAN THE NEW KEN DOLL.
I RAN THIS
TWITTER POLL.
THE RESULTS ARE FAIRLY CLEAR.
POOR DONALD
TRUMP.
HE IS THE BROAD TYPE.
THEY DON'T HAVE PATHETIC,
SUSPICIOUS, BOLD COMB-OVER.
>> DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THAT POLL WAS NOT SCIENTIFIC?
>> MY FOLLOWERS ARE A
DIVERSE BUNCH.

Man Bun Ken Doll More Popular Than Trump

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