Rusty Review: ‘Cars 3’

THERE SEEMS TO BE NO SIGN
OF INTELLIGENT LIFE ANYWAY.
HELLO.
HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
DID I FRIGHTEN YOU?
DIDN'T MEAN TO.
BACK IN 1995 A LITTLE STUDIO
NO ONE HAD EVER HEARD OF
RELEASED A MOVIE CALLED "TOY
STORY," AND IT WAS A GIFT TO
MOVIE FANS YOUNG AND OLD.
THAT STUDIO WAS, OF COURSE,
PIXAR, NOW DISNEY'S PIXAR
STUDIOS.
THEY'VE RELEASED 17 FILMS TO
DATE, AND THEIR LATEST IS
HOPING TO REV UP THE SUMMER BOX
OFFICE.
BUT SHOULD YOUR FAMILY RACE OUT
TO SEE IT?
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
THAT'S GOOD WRITING.
RUSTY IS HERE.
"CARS 3? "
YEAH, I DID.
AND?
THINK ABOUT THIS.
"TOY STORY ROTTEN TOMATOES."
WE'VE ALL CHECKED THAT OUT,
HAVEN'T WE?
100% TOY STORY.
PERFECT.
"CARS 2" IS THE LOWEST-RATED
PIXAR AT 39%.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SO I WAS, LIKE, REALLY,
YOU'RE GOING TO DO A "CARS 3"?
OWEN WILSON IS BACK AS THE
VOICE OF LIGHTNING McQUEEN.
HE'S OLDER NOW, MAYBE TOO OLD
TO RACE ANYMORE, BUT WITH A
LITTLE HELP OF SOME FRIENDS, HE
MAY HAVE ONE MORE SHOT AT THE
CUP.
I DECIDE WHEN I'M DONE.
HOW ARE YOU FEEL SNG
I CAN'T GO OUT ON THE TRACK
AND DO THE SAME OLD THING.
IT WON'T WORK.
CHANGE IS FUTILE, MAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO?
WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
I GOT NOTHING.
YEAH.
YOU'RE FIRED UP NOW.
I WAS JUST TELLING MATT, THE
ANIMATION WITH THIS RACING IS
SO COOL, YOU ACTUALLY REALLY
FEEL YOUR SEAT KIND OF SHAKE.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THIS IS MUCH
BETTER THAN "CARS 2".
YOU GOTTA GO BACK TO THE OLD
STORY WHERE THEY PULL AT YOUR
HEART STRINGS.
CAN THE OLD GUY DO IT AGAIN, HE
WAS ONCE ICONIC AND NOW
SURROUNDED BY YOUNG TV
REPORTERS.
CAN HE GET BACK THERE AND DO IT
AGAIN?
SO, YEAH, IT WORKS, AND THE
ANIMATION ALWAYS CONTINUES TO
IMPROVE AND GET STRONGER.
PAUL NEWMAN, BY THE WAY, THE
VOICE OF PAUL NEWMAN, HE'S
BACK, HE'S A BIG PART OF THIS
MOVIE.
I WAS WATCHING, GOING, WOW,
THAT'S A VOICE IMITATOR.
NO.
THEY HAD HOURS AND HOURS OF
PAUL'S VOICE RECORDED FROM
"CARS 1".
THEY FOUND A WAY TO PICK THAT
STUFF UP OFF THE CUTTING ROOM
FLOOR AND MADE THIS WORK.
IT'S SEAMLESS.
SO DAD'S DAY.
WE GOT A BIG WEEKEND COMING
UP.
I KNOW.
I HAVE NO PLANS.
FAMILY, IF YOU'RE WATCHING.
YEAH, IT'S FATHER'S DAY
WEEKEND.
ALL RIGHT.
SO HERE ARE MY TOP FOUR MOVIE
DADS.
WHOA!
DAD.
WHAT?
DAD!
HEAD FOR THE FIREPLACE.
COME ON, WHO'S GOING TO BE
HARRISON FORD'S FATHER?
SEAN CONNERY, OF COURSE.
DO YOU HAVE A VOICE?
YES, I DO.
THAT WAS, OF COURSE, "INDIANA
JONES THE LAST CRUSADE."
THAT WAS A FUN ONE.
TOTALLY.
SO NUMBER THREE DAD, WELL,
THIS IS A DAD I COULDN'T
REFUSE.
THIS WASN'T ENOUGH TIME,
MICHAEL, WASN'T ENOUGH TIME.
WE'LL GET THERE, POP.
WE'LL GET THERE.
OH, COME ON.
THINK ABOUT IT.
HE'S ALWAYS SURE HE WAS SOME
MOBSTER.
HE LOVED HIS FAMILY, THOUGH.
TAKE A BULLET FOR HIM.
NUMBER TWO I FIND THIS PIXAR
FATHER VERY LOVEABLE.
OH, MR. RAY, WAIT, I'VE GOT
SOMETHING.
♪ ♪
LOVE YOU, DAD.
I LOVE YOU TOO, SON.
DAD, YOU CAN LET GO NOW.
SORRY.
IF YOU SEE THIS MOVIE, YOU
WILL BE A MOP OF TEARS.
AND FINALLY, MY NUMBER ONE
MOVIE DAD.
HEY, DAD.
YOU WANT TO HAVE A CATCH?
I'D LIKE THAT.
ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "FIELD OF
DREAMS" IT'S KIND OF A BIG
SPOILER, BUT THE WHOLE MOVIE IS
LEADING UP TO, YOU KNOW, WHY
WERE THEY GOING TO BUILD IT,
WHO IS GOING TO COME?
THAT'S JUST A GREAT --
I STILL GET CHILLS.
YOU SAID YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
DAD DIDN'T MAKE IT.
I HAD TWO, AND "FAMILY MAN"
WITH NICHOLAS CAGE, I LOVE THAT
ONE.
AND THEN "FATHER OF THE BRIDE"
WITH STEVE MARTIN
WHAT ABOUT GO CHECK OUT THE
SPENCER TRACY ONE WITH
ELIZABETH TAYLOR?
OKAY.
SOME HOMEWORK FOR THE
WEEKEND.
I'LL GET ON THAT, RUSTY.

Rusty Review: ‘Cars 3’

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