Salma Hayek Pinault Will Never Dive That Deep Again

NOW TALKING OF GOING WILD, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU,
SALMA, THAT YOU ARE, IN YOUR TIME OFF, YOU ARE A SCUBA DIVER.
>> YES, SINCE I'M TEN.
AND I'M 50, THAT WAS BEFORE I WAS DIVING BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
>> James: WERE YOU DIVING BEFORE I WAS BORN.
>> YEAH.
>> James: BUT I ALWAYS THINK SCUBA DIVING IS QUITE
TERRIFYING.
LIKE SNORKELING, I'M FINE.
I WANT TO BE ON THE TOP, LOOKING DOWN.
NOT ON THE BOTTOM LOOKING UP.
HAS ANYTHING EVER GONE WRONG?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION?
>> YES, AFTER 40 YEARS DIVERRING.
THERE WAS ONLY ONE TIME, I HAVE BEEN DIVING WITH A HUNDRED
SHARKS, WHERE THEY PASS BY, AND A LOT OF EXCITING THINGS BUT THE
ONE TIME THAT WAS REALLY DANGEROUS IS THAT I LIKE TO GO
DEEP.
SO ONE TIME I WENT VERY, VERY, VERY DEEP WITH A COMPUTER AND
EVERYTHING, BUT I WASN'T FEELING SO GOOD.
>> James: WITH A COMPUTER, LIKE AN I PAD?
>> YES.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF THERE T WILL WORK DOWN THERE.
>> NO, IT HAD-- YOUR BLOOD HAS BUBBLES AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO
DIE, BECAUSE IT WAS VERY DEEP.
>> James: BUT THE COMPUTER TELLS YOU IF YOU ARE GOING TO
DIE.
>> THE COMPUTER BEEPS IT SAYS YOU HAVE TO NOT GO DEEPER UNTIL
YOUR BODY READJUSTS TO THE PRESSURE, THEN YOU CAN CONTINUE,
THAT'S HOW DEEP.
BUT IT IS OKAY, ANYWAY, WHEN I CAME OUT I HAD SOME INTERESTING
SYMPTOMS BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN FROM ALL THE BEER I HAD THE
NIGHT BEFORE.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> BUT JUST IN CASE, SOMEBODY SAID WHAT IS WITH ME, PANICKED
AND CALLED THE AMBULANCE BECAUSE THEY I SAID I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY.
I WAS ACTUALLY SHOOTING A MOVIE.
I WAS IN THE MAKEUP ROOM, THEY TOOK MOO ME FROM THE AMBULANCE
INTO A DECOMPRESSION CHAMBER WHERE YOU HAVE TO BE FOR EIGHT
HOURS.
AND THEN IT WAS TERRIBLE BECAUSE I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC, ALREADY, I'M
LIKE OH MY GOD KNOW.
>> James: HOW BIG IS THE CHAMBER.
>> IT'S SMALL, THIS IS THE THING.
AND IT'S EXACTLY LIKE A-- BUT NOT UNDER THE WATER, UNDER THE
WATER I'M NOT CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
AND THE WORSE PART IS THEY LOCKED ME UP WITH THIS CRAZY
BOHEMIAN BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE BAHAMAS.
AND THEY DON'T LET YOU BRING A BOOK BECAUSE THE PAGES CAN
GO-- FLAMES AND THEY DON'T LET YOU GO TO SLEEP.
SO THEY HAVE THIS GUY THERE TO SMACK YOU.
>> James: NO.
>> YES, IF YOU GO TO SLEEP.
AND IT'S SO BORED BECAUSE THIS IS HIS JOB SO HE IS PRAYING THAT
YOU GO TO SLEEP SO HE CAN COME AND SMACK YOU.
IT IS THE WORST PART WAS THAT HE WAS VERY FLATULENT.
HE WAS NOT ONLY CRAZY, HE WAS FULL OF GAS.
AND I REALLY FEAR FOR MY LIFE BECAUSE IMAGINE IF THE BOOK CAN,
YOU KNOW-- .
>> James: YES.
>> IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF GAS I WAS-- MY EYES WERE WATERING FROM
THE GAS IN THE CHAMBER.
AND I SAID I'M SORRY, DUDE S THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN HOLD IT?
BY THE WAY HE WAS-- HE NO, GIRLS, NO!
THE LEAST CAN I GET TO DO IS HAVE A GOOD FART.
AND HE WAS CONFRONTATIONAL.
WE REALLY DIDN'T LIKE EACH OTHER.
AND THEN I WAS VERY NERVOUS BUT THEN I GOT MORE NERVOUS WHEN I
REALIZED OKAY, HE'S FARTING A LOT, EVENTUALLY, I GO, EXCUSE
ME, WHAT HAPPENS IF I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM OR IF YOU HAVE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>> James: YEAH.
>> AND HE SMILES WITH HIS GOLD TOOTH AND HE GOES-- AND OUT OF
THE CART HE TAKES OUT A LITTLE DISH.
>> James: NO.
>> A LITTLE DISH.
HE SAYS I HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT HERE.
>> James: NO.
>> IN FRONT OF ME.
AND HAVE I TO DO IT RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOU.
LOOK HOW CLOSE WE'RE GOING TO GET BEFORE THIS EXPERIENCE IS
OVER.
>> James: OH PIE WORD.
THAT'S INSANE.
>> IT WAS HORRIBLE.
I'M NEVER GOING THAT DEEP AGAIN.
(APPLAUSE).

Salma Hayek Pinault Will Never Dive That Deep Again

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