toilets, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact of the best true stories from our subreddit about
the strangest things we saw that happened at school.
I’m Danger Dolan and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by WhiteAlakazam Pringle When Pringle was in junior high he saw one
hell of a graduation prank.
A group of seniors had set up a huge live-action game of Mario Kart in the hall.
They’d put on roller skates and tutus, and tied balloons to themselves like they were
in Mario Kart’s battle mode.
Instead of shooting each other with turtle shells they used silly string, banana peels
and bouncy balls, which they collected by running into students dressed as item boxes.
The game was complete chaos, but everyone had
fun.
Unfortunately when the school’s Nintendo-hating principle found out about it he suspended
everyone involved and stopped the seniors from going on stage at graduation.
Someone should hit him with a blue shell…
Number 9 was submitted by MightyWolfGirl5 Pandora
When Pandora was in the eighth grade she asked her teacher if she could be excused to use
the bathroom.
As soon as she walked in she noticed a funny smell.
But it wasn’t the usual kind of funny smell you associate with bathrooms.
It smelled like… pancakes!
Sure enough Pandora found a senior cooking pancakes on a portable electric skillet!
Cooking in the bathroom was frowned upon at this school, so the senior offered Pandora
free pancakes if she kept this to herself.
There was no syrup on offer, but they were in the girls’ bathroom so this was probably
for the best…
Number 8 was submitted by ral365 Shima When Shima was in middle school she used to
get picked on by an overweight bully.
This bully was always taking her bad moods out on everyone around her, but somehow she
was super popular.
One day, Shima was shocked to see her bully come in to class sucking on a pacifier!
It wasn’t a lollipop made to look like a pacifier either; it was an actual binky designed
for babies!
Shima got picked on all the time for being just a little bit different, but somehow neither
the teacher or the bully’s ‘cool’ friends said anything about a sixteen-year-old sucking
on a dummy in class.
High school can be pretty weird sometimes!
Number 7 was submitted by BlindTeal Hellbent One day Hellbent was bored and decided to
skip maths class.
He found an empty classroom to hide in and turned off all the lights.
Then he killed time by playing games on his phone.
After awhile, he heard a strange rustling sound coming from somewhere in the room.
He tried to ignore it, but it kept happening.
Hellbent looked around in the dark, but couldn’t find anything.
Just when he was about to give up something black and white rushed past him.
Hellbent crouched down for a closer look and saw a black furry tail with a white stripe
on it.
By the time he realised what it was it was too late!
Hellbent screamed and fell backwards just as the skunk sprayed its disgusting gas all
over him.
Hellbent ran all the way home.
He had to wash himself three times with tomato sauce just to get the smell out!
It was the last time he ever skipped maths class…
Number 6 was submitted by CopyrightedToast SpinalPalm
One day in science class Spinalpalm saw a kid drawing dicks in his notebook.
The students sitting next to him pointed this out and the kid immediately denied it.
More kids started pointing and accusing him and before long the entire class was doing
it just to stir him up.
Before the teacher could come over the kid got up without saying a word.
With tears in his eyes, he walked over to the corner of the room and smashed his head
through the window.
Then he stormed off to the nurse’s office.
SpinalPalm and the entire class were stunned.
The kid was okay after his insane overreaction but the poor window had to be replaced with
a piece of wood.
Number 5 was submitted by PuppyLuver256 Grgak One time when Grgak went to college he discovered
the campus was eerily empty.
At first he thought he’d come in on a Saturday but when he and his friends got out of the
elevator they discovered the real reason: the entire lab floor was overrun with zombies!
As Grgak and his friends tried to get to their classroom they caught the mob’s attention.
The zombies chased them all the way back to the elevator.
Grgak made a narrow escape but as soon as he reached the ground floor he was stalked
all through the halls by a terrifying zombie maid.
It turned out it wasn’t the end of the world; the zombies were just a secret flash mob that
organised by some students.
Their super realistic zombie makeup definitely made Grgak pee his pants a little.
Number 4 was submitted by GroovyDumbBun Gooby One time Gooby was in band class and had to
do an assessment.
She was really nervous about messing up in front of an audience.
Her teacher reassured her that everything would be fine and nothing bad would happen,
but Gooby still didn’t want to do it.
When her turn came she raised her instrument to her mouth and played one off-key note.
The teacher smiled and said, “See?
Nothing bad happened— …Huh?”
As soon as he said that the power mysteriously went out in the entire school!
It lasted the entire afternoon and no one could explain why.
To this day, Gooby’s friends like to tease her, saying she was responsible.
Number 3 was submitted by SpoonMcgee GhostToast When GhostToast was in the high school he
had a very weird kid in his maths class.
One day their usual teacher was sick so a substitute came in for the day.
While the teacher was introducing herself GhostToast noticed the weird kid do the strangest
and most awkward thing he’d ever seen.
For no reason at all he took out his penis, slapped it on the desk, and shouted, “I
AM CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS AND I CLAIM THIS LAND!”
The kid and his equally weird friend thought this was hysterical.
The weird thing is no one even noticed them!
Not even the teacher!
After that, GhostToast couldn’t wait to graduate and get away from this weirdo.
Number 2 was submitted by Darcymacleod02 Doopie When Doopie was in science class she and her
friends sat at the back of the room.
One day, while they were doing nothing, Doopie and her friends heard a strange drilling sound
coming from the other side of the wall.
Doopie told her teacher but she didn’t believe her and thought Doopie was playing a prank.
But she sure believed Doopie when a huge sledgehammer came through the wall seconds later!
All five students in the back row were scared for their lives and got absolutely covered
in dust and plaster.
They never found out who was responsible and Doopie’s teacher still believes Doopie had
something to do with it.
The school did nothing about it so for the rest of the year the classroom had a huge
hole in one of its walls.
Number 1 – What’s the strangest thing I saw happen at school?
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