Tatiana Maslany is in America Illegally

YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> THANK YOU.
YOU TOO.
>> Jimmy: MAY I ASK -- I DON'T
KNOW IF THIS IS A RUDE QUESTION
TO ASK, BUT HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> ME?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE
PROBABLY IN YOUR LATE 20s.
>> I'M 31.
AND I'M ABOUT TO TURN 32.
I'M FINALLY AT THAT AGE WHERE IT
ALL BLURS AND I DON'T KNOW.
I'M WITHIN THIS AGE RANGE.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW THE SONG
"LAYLA" HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF
IT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHY DID THAT COME UP?
I LOVE THAT SONG.
>> Jimmy: SOMEONE'S NAMING HER
BABY AFTER IT.
>> ON GCONGRATS.
>> Jimmy: AND SHE NEVER HEARD OF
THE SONG.
>> WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S SO ORIGINAL.
>> Jimmy: I REALLY THINK YOU
SHOULD GIVE THE BABY UP FOR
ADOPTION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD RAISE
THIS CHILD.
I JUST DON'T THINK -- I FEEL
LIKE YOU'RE NOT READY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ANYWAY.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I HEAR YOU JUST MOVED HERE.
NOT JUST HERE TO L.A. BUT YOU
MOVED OUT OF YOUR HOME COUNTRY
OF CANADA.
>> MY HOME COUNTRY, YES.
>> Jimmy: TO BE -- ARE YOU NOW
AN AMERICAN?
OR WHAT IS YOUR STATUS?
>> I THINK I'M LIKE -- REALLY
DID NOT DO IT RIGHT.
MY BOYFRIEND AND I WERE LIKE WE
CAN'T FIND A LEASE FOR THREE
MONTHS, SHOULD WE JUST MOVE
THERE?
AND NOW WE'RE HERE.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
JUST BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T FIND A
SHORT-TERM --
>> YEAH.
WE DON'T LIKE ANY OF THESE
SHORT-TERM LEASES.
THE ONE WE LIKED FELL THROUGH.
AND WE WERE JUST LIKE LET'S MOVE
OUR ENTIRE LIVES AND CHANGE
EVERYTHING AND NOT LOOK AT WHAT
WE SHOULD BE DOING LEGALLY AND
JUST BE HERE.
>> Jimmy: DID PRESIDENT TRUMP
OKAY THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE GAVE US A STAMP.
>> Jimmy: HE DID?
I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A STAMP.
>> YEAH.
A DISGUSTING STAMP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
HIS HAND PRINT.
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT MOVING, I WANT TO MENTION
SOMETHING YOU TWEETED.
AND CORRECT ME IF I HAVE ANY OF
THIS WRONG.
BUT YOU TWEETED LAST WEEK,
"NEVER DO THIS, BUT HAD THE
WORST EXPERIENCE USING U-HAUL.
YOU WROTE @U-HAUL.
BEING PASSED OFF FROM DEPARTMENT
TO DEPARTMENT.
NO ONE COULD HELP.
AND ENDING UP IN NOT BEING IN
SERVICE."
KIND OF MAD, SAD EMOJI --
>> DEAD FACE.
KIND OF LIKE FED UP FACE.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU DRIVE A U-HAUL
HERE?
>> NO.
I DID.
>> Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU RENTING A
U-HAUL?
>> BECAUSE WE'RE MOVING OUR
LIVES.
SO WE HAD TO PACK --
>> Jimmy: YOU WON AN EMMY.
YOU GOT A U-HAUL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT DO YOU DO?
HOW DO YOU MOVE?
>> Jimmy: I HAVE MOVERS MOVE MY
STUFF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> TO BE FAIR, WE DID NOT DRIVE
IT ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
BUT WE DID LIKE LOAD IT UP.
>> Jimmy: AND TOOK IT WHERE?
>> TOOK IT TO THE U-HAUL BOX.
THAT BOX IS CURRENTLY MOVING --
SORRY, GUYS.
SO IT'S MOVING ACROSS THE
COUNTRY.
SO HOPEFULLY THEY DON'T --
>> Jimmy: NOT ANYMORE IT ISN'T.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOT WHEN U-HAUL GETS A LOAD OF
THIS.
YEAH, THEY'RE GOING TO DUMP THAT
RIGHT IN THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER.
WOW.
SO THAT'S A REALLY --
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ELSE?
LIKE WHAT OTHER MENIAL JOBS ARE
YOU DOING ASSOCIATED WITH THIS?
>> I THINK MY BOYFRIEND
CURRENTLY IS BUILDING A FENCE IN
OUR BACK YARD.
>> Jimmy: WE DON'T BUILD FENCES
HERE IN CALIFORNIA.
>> HE'S WELSH AND I'M CANADIAN,
SO WE'RE CHANGING IT UP.
>> Jimmy: WELSH PEOPLE BUILD
FENCES?
>> YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE KNOWN FOR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY BUILD IT AROUND SHEEP.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY SHEEP?
OR DO YOU HAVE TO GET THOSE?
>> WE'RE GETTING SHEEP IMPORTED.
>> Jimmy: ARE THOSE IN THE
U-HAUL?
>> YEAH.
THEY KEEP THE FURNITURE FROM
BREAKING.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I LIKE THAT.
IT WOULD BE BETTER THAN THOSE
PACKING PEANUTS.
>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
Y
>> Jimmy: YOU OPEN THE BOX.
THERE'S A SHEEP.
AND MY VASE ISN'T BROKEN.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE REALLY DOING
THIS ALL YOURSELF.
THIS IS REMARKABLE.
I KNOW MOST PEOPLE DO THIS STUFF
AND CERTAINLY I'VE MOVED MYSELF
MANY TIMES BUT YOU DON'T IMAGINE
ESPECIALLY INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL,
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD
U-HAUL UP IN CANADA, I'LL BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
>> JUST GOT.
>> Jimmy: TURNS OUT WE'RE
LEARNING A LOT.
IS IT GOOD?
>> IT'S A DISASTER.
MOVING'S THE WORSE.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU SCARED ABOUT
LIVING IN L.A.?
>> YEAH.
LIKE EVERY EMOTION.
I'M SUPER EXCITED.
WE LOVE OUR NEW PLACE.
EVERYTHING

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