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AS MUCH AS I HATE INTERNET TROLLS, THEY MADE A MOVE
THIS WEEK THAT IS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY.
BASICALLY THEY TRICKED CONSERVATIVES IN HOUSTON INTO
SHOWING UP TO PROTECT THE STATUE OF THE STATE OF SLAVEOWNING
SAM HOUSTON WHICH THE CITY GOT THEIR NAME FROM.
THIS WAS FUELED BY A MAY 19 FACEBOOK POST FROM A GROUP
CALLED TEXAS NT FILE WHICH STANDS FOR ANTIFASCIST AND IS A
FAKE GROUP.
RUMORS SWIRLED THAT THE LEFTIST GROUPS ONE OF THE SAME
HOUSTON MONUMENT TO THE NEXT SPARKING AN INTENSIVE DON'T
MESS WITH TEXAS CAMPAIGN.
ON THE ANSI FOR FAKE FACEBOOK POST THEY SAID WE ARE ABOUT TO
HAVE A HUGE EVENT IN HOUSTON JUNE 10 WITH THE COMBINED FORCES
OF SEVERAL LARGE GROUPS, PERHAPS THE BIGGEST EVER TO THE FASCIST
BETTER NOT SHOW UP OR THEY WILL BE LIMPING HOME BRUISED, BROKEN,
HER AND CRYING WITH THEIR TAILS TUCKED BETWEEN THEIR LEGS THAT
ANY TIME SOMEONE SAYS THIS PERSON BETTER NOT SHOW UP,
THAT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR DAD WAS LIKE YOU BETTER NOT GO TO
BED NOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU BETTER NOT YOUR VEGGIES BEFORE DESSERT.
THAT IS BASICALLY WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
LET'S LOOK AT THE FACEBOOK POST HERE.
THIS IS TEXAS FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS RESPONDED AND SAID THEIR
GOAL IS TO REMOVE THE SAME HOUSTON STATUTE.
MANY OF THESE COMMUNIST PUNKS ARE EMBOLDENED AFTER THEY
LAY CLAIM TO A WIN IN NEW ORLEANS BY BRINGING DOWN
THE CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS.
WE HAD BY ALL THREE PRESENTERS, KEEPERS, MILITIAS, TEA
PARTIERS, LIBERTY LOVING TEXANS, LIBERTY LOVING AMERICANS,
"ORGANIZATIONS AND ANYONE WHO LOVES TEXAS AND WANTS TO
PROTECT OUR SOVEREIGN SOIL AND HISTORY TO JOIN DEATH.
JOIN ESTIMATED THAT THEY SWARMED HERMAN PARKER EARLY IN THE
MORNING THAT IN KIMMEL, LEATHER VEST, INFO WAS JACKETS, AND
TEXAS PRIDE SHIRTS TOTING AMERICAN TEXAN AND DON'T
TREAD ON ME FLIGHTS, STAND WITH SAME SIGNS AND SEMI
AUTOMATIC RIFLES AND SNIPERS.
THERE WAS A 40 PERSON DEEP SECURITY TEAM PATROLLING
THE AREA WHILE THE HYDRATION TEAM PASSED OUT WATER WAITING
IN THE TEXAS SUMMER HEAT FOR THE ENEMY LEFTIST GROUPS TO ARRIVE.
BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY NEVER DID BECAUSE IT WAS COMPLETELY
VACANT THEY WERE TROLLING THEM.
ALSO THEY KIND OF MISS THE POINT SAYING THAT THEY WERE STANDING
UP FOR THEIR CONFEDERATE LEADERS BECAUSE SAM HOUSTON WAS
NEVER A CONFEDERATE LEADER DIED IN FACT, HE SAID HE DIDN'T
WANT TO JOIN THE CONFEDERACY.
KIND OF MISS THE POINT THERE.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO GO AROUND WEARING INFO
WAS JACKETS DON'T NECESSARILY KNOW THEIR HISTORY AND ARE
EASILY TAKEN IN BY HOAXES CLUSTER
I'M SAYING THEY MIGHT NOT ANOTHER INFO.
THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A WAR ON INFO.
THAT IS SORT OF EMBARRASSING.
THEY DON'T CARE.
THEY'RE HAPPY DUCK
KNOW, BECAUSE THEY WROTE WE STILL ACHIEVED OUR GOAL,
OUR GOAL OF BEING TROLLED.
TO WALK AROUND WITH CAMO AND A GUN A GUEST.
THAT IS THEIR GOAL.
IT'S WHAT HAD DIVISIVE AND DEFENSIVE THE WRITING THAT SO
QUICKLY THAT THESE COMMUNIST THINK THEY CAN COME OVER HERE
AFTER THEIR WIN IN NEW ORLEANS AND IT IS LIKE I DON'T THINK THE
MAYOR OF NEW ORLEANS WAS BEING COMMUNIST WHEN HE MADE THIS VERY
WELL THOUGHT OUT DECLARATION OF WHY THIS CONFEDERATE MONUMENT
SHOULD BE REMOVED AND THEN WE GET TO, ALL OF YOU SHOULD COME
STAND UP FOR AMERICA AND OPEN CARRY AND IT IS JUST LIKE,
SO QUICKLY PARTISAN AND DIVISIVE AND IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE
THAT WAY.
THIS IS AN IMAGINARY ENEMY.
NONE OF THIS IS REAL AND IT WAS SO FAST TO JOIN UP ARMS AND
START A WAR AGAINST SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T EXIST A
OR AT LEAST WANT TO DUCK
A MAYBE OWN FEARS.
THE BEST PART IS THEY GOT RILED UP SO QUICKLY BUT
THEN THEY WERE CHANTING ABOUT LIVE TARTS AND SNOWFLAKES.
WHO IS GETTING RILED UP VERY QUICKLY HERE.
WHERE THE SNOWFLAKES?
THERE SAYING THESE CROWDS GATHERED THERE, THE SAYING SOME
OF THE NUMBERS MIGHT BE OVER EXAGGERATED BECAUSE THERE WAS A
NEARBY ANTI-SHARIA PROTEST AND THEY DON'T KNOW IF
POTENTIALLY SOME PEOPLE GOT CONFUSED AND DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE TO GO SO THEY WENT WITH THIS CROWD.
EITHER WAY, THEY WERE ON THE WRONG SIDE.
THERE WAS PROBABLY SOME OVER LACK AND THE CROWDS OF
THOSE TWO EVENTS AND YES, I DO BUY THAT THE SOURCE OF GUYS
WHO WHICH OVER THIS EVENT WOULD SATURATE NUMBERS FROM TIME
TO TIME DIED CHILDREN THE PRODUCTION MEETING, I GENERALLY
THINK THAT TROLLING IS A GIGANTIC WASTE OF TIME AND THAT
HUMANITY COULD IT, SO I STOPPED TRYING TO EMOTIONALLY INSTIGATE
EACH OTHER BUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO TROLL, THIS IS OKAY.
IT IS FIND THAT SAYING THEY'RE GOING TO TRY TO THIS
MONUMENT, I GUESS BUT THE THING IS IT IS SO BELIEVABLE.
YEAH, A LOT OF MONUMENTS HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN SO I GET
WHY YOU WOULD SHOW UP THERE.
THE PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP THERE DON'T REALLY LOOK THAT
RIDICULOUS.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TROLL THESE SORTS OF PEOPLE, YOU
MAKE A FAKE STATUE FOR A PERSON THAT NEVER EXISTED, BUT
THAT SOMEWHERE AND THEN SAY WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THAT
DOWN AND WATCH THEM TALK TO DEFENDANT THAT THAT'S A
MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA THAT YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT, HAVING
THESE PEOPLE SHOW UP AND EXCLAIM THEIR FRUSTRATION WITH THE START
THEIR LOVE FOR WEBSTER MCDANIEL.
I THINK SOMETHING ELSE THAT WAS IMPORTANT I CAME OUT OF
THIS IS THEY SPENT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON SUPPLIES STORE
AND THEMSELVES FOR THIS SO THEY ARE REMOVING SOME OF THE
FUNDING FOR THESE FASCIST GROUPS.
I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS THEY SPENT
ON THEMSELVES WOULD'VE OTHERWISE BEEN SPENT ON ARMING THEMSELVES
I THINK THAT THEY PROBABLY DON'T MIND BY NEXT DRAMA.
BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING LIKE OH, I AM ANTI-ANTI-FASCIST.
THAT IS SO BIZARRE.
THAT'S AWARE THING TO SAY.
IT IS LIKE SAYING I AM A FASCIST DIET
BASICALLY.
BUT ALSO ONE OF THE OTHER COMMENTS ON THIS FACEBOOK
THIS IS TEXAS, THEY CALL THEMSELVES, I'VE NEVER
HEARD THIS AND MAYBE I AM LIVING UNDER A ROCK, INSTEAD OF
ALL'S RIGHT THEY CALL THEMSELVES NIGHTS.
SO IT'S LIKE SAYING, INSTEAD OF TAKING ON SOME OF THE
NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS WITH ALL'S RIGHT THERE SAYING WE BELIEVE
ON THESE THINGS BUT WE ARE NIGHTS, WHERE THE OLD NIGHTS.
I'M A SOCIAL JUSTICE MAGE, NOT A WORRIER.
WHAT ABOUT THAT, WHEN I HEAR NIGHTS, IF KIM SAYS NIGHT,
I THINK OF AN OVERNIGHT FROM WORLD OF WARCRAFT WHICH IS COOL.
WHEN RIGHT-WINGERS USE NIGHTS, I THINK OF THE KKK AND I
THINK OF ALL OF THOSE OTHER GROUPS THAT IF YOU'RE
TRYING TO AVOID NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS CALLING
YOURSELF A WHITE KNIGHT IS NOT THE WAY YOU SHOULD DO IT.
BUT MAYBE THEY SEE THAT AS A POSITIVE.
PROBABLY THEY DO.
THEY ARE LIKE OH, WE CAN MOVE AWAY FROM THE ALL RIGHT
THING BUT ALSO SUBLIMINAL AND ONLY ASSOCIATE US WITH THE
KKK ARE TRUE HEROES AT.
I THINK YOU ARE ON TO SOMETHING THAT EITHER WAY, I THINK WE CAN
ALL ATTEST THAT WE HATE TROLLS IN GENERAL BUT I DO LIKE THIS
SORT OF SCENARIO AND I LIKE PUTTING IN THESE OTHER
IDEAS WHERE WE CAN SHOW THESE PEOPLE'S TRUE COLOR.
DIDN'T EVEN LOOK UP WHO THE PERSON WAS OR WHY THEY WERE
DEFENDING IT.
THEY JUST THOUGHT IT WAS ASSOCIATED WITH THESE OTHER
CONFEDERATE THINGS.
THERE STANDING UP FOR SLAVEOWNERS AND PEOPLE WHO
WANT TO CONTINUE SLAVERY.
AT WHAT POINT HISTORY ARE WE GOING TO BE LIKE, THESE
PEOPLE GOING TO REALIZE THERE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF A?
HAPPENS IS YOU RATIONALIZE IT TO THE POINT WHERE IT IS NO
LONGER THE SAME THING SO YOU WILL SAY IT IS NOT SLAVERY, IT
IS THIS OTHER THING THAT WAS NOT AS BIG OF AN ISSUE AT THE TIME.
REALISTICALLY, IT HAS BEEN A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS.
THIS POINT PROBABLY NOT AT ALL.
THESE THINGS CAN GO AWAY AND THEN COME BACK.
THE WHOLE CONFEDERATE BIKE THING, THEY THINK THE
CONFEDERATE FLAG IS ALWAYS BEEN IMPORTANT TO US BUT IT
WASN'T THAT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO THEM DURING AND IMMEDIATELY
AFTER THE CONFEDERACY AND THEN IT WENT AWAY FOR DECADE
AFTER DECADE AND THEN THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT STARTED.
THEY STARTED TO FEEL SOMETHING WAS BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM THEM
THEY LOOK FOR SYMBOLS AND I WAS ONE OF THE ONES I FOUND THAT IT
WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR SCARED PEOPLE WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT
PROGRESS THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMETHING IN THE PAST THEY CAN
LOOK TO AND SAY THAT WAS WHEN THINGS WERE GOING WELL, THAT IS
WHAT WE NEED TO GET BACK TO TODD THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION
IS NEVER.
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET AWAY FROM HER BASER INSTINCTS.

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