Zack Tells His Mom Christina How He Lost His Virginity

- She made the first move?
- Yes, no.
- You started the first kiss? - Yes I did!
- I forgot about that!
(woman laughs)
I'm a big boy.
- High five. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Tell me about the first time you had sex.
- Alright.
So it was what, junior year of high school,
I was probably like 16, 17ish.
This girl had a hatchback, so we were plenty drunk
and you can imagine the rest.
- Did you you all talk? - No!
- This was not an emotional experience, you might say?
- Eh.
- Was there any foreplay?
- No!
- None at all?
Think about the bases, first base,
second base, third base, fourth base.
- Skipped third?
- You skipped third?
- I think so.
- That's a tough base to skip, darlin'.
- What's third?
(laughs)
What's third, mom?
- First base is kissing,
second base is under the shirt,
third base is below the waist,
fourth base is a home run.
Did you perform oral sex?
- Yeah. - You did?
- Don't act.
- Aww!
So did she perform oral sex then?
- No. - Really?
- Yes, I'm selfless.
(both laugh)
Like I said, the oral section of the experience
(laughs) didn't laugh very long because remember,
teenagers we kinda go through things very quickly.
We're trying to get to the end, so
four minutes and I don't know, to the whole experience.
(laughs)
- How long did it last?
- Pretty long, I was pretty proud of myself.
- Really? - Yes!
- Did you think it lasted a long time in your head,
or in actuality.
- No, I was watching the clock.
- So according to the clock, how long did it last?
- 27 minutes. - Whoa.
- I know.
- Wow! - Yes.
- Bodes well for your future, hon.
You climaxed?
(groans)
- Yes.
- Alright, do you know if she did?
- I like to think so.
- Good.
Did you use protection?
- Yes. - What kind?
- I don't know.
- Not talking brand, I'm talking kind!
(laughs)
- A condom, like you're supposed to.
- Okay.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Overall, rough numbers?
- Are we counting half experiences?
- I think we're talking full.
- Full, like full.
- Like full on. - Full, then just the one.
- Just the one? - Just the one.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- That was enough, and then you had that.
- No it wasn't enough, it was just all I got.
- Yeah.
- Huh!
- Ugh.
(laughs)
This is gonna be worse!
I don't wanna do this.
Uh, mother?
- Huh?
- When did you lose your virginity?
- Should I tell you the truth?
(cameraman laughs)
- I don't want it but I'll take it.
- Alright, so I was out one night
with a whole bunch of my friends.
And yeah, I was the last virgin left, 17 and a half.
- Really?
- I was. - That's shocking.
- Out of all my friends, I was the last virgin.
I wanted to wait.
And all my friends decided that just wasn't good enough.
So I got really, really drunk
and ended up having sex for the first time
with somebody I was dating but I didn't want that
aspect of our dating.
- So it was peer pressure?
- It was a little bit. - Ugh.
- And then afterwards I felt terrible
cause I'd let myself down.
It made me feel like I wasn't worth much.
But eventually I got over it
and learned to actually enjoy it.
- Ah, I'll tell you when I met your dad.
- I don't, oh dear God, I just.
- We could connect, I mean it was just,
it was right.
We could feel each other's emotions,
we could feel each other's chemistry.
He was just fantastic.
He was - As a person, right?
- As a lover, honey.
(laughs)
I am a very sensual person, sorry.
- How many people have you been with?
Oh, why are we waiting?
- Counting, honey.
Maybe 12?
- Oh, dear God.
(laughs)
I love you mom.
- I love you too, honey.

Zack Tells His Mom Christina How He Lost His Virginity

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