Aides Scrambling To Prep Trump For Putin Meeting

DONALD TRUMP IS CURRENTLY ON HIS TRIP TO EUROPE.
HE HAD HIS
SPEECH IN POLAND WHICH I WISH WE HAD TIME TO BREAK DOWN.
HE IS
ALSO LESS THAN ONE DAY OUT FROM A MAJOR SITDOWN, BILATERAL
MEETING WITH RUSSIAN PRES.
VLADIMIR PUTIN.
WHITE HOUSE
AIDES AND OUTSIDE OBSERVERS HAVE A LOT OF ADVICE FOR HOW HE
SHOULD APPROACH HIS PREPARATION FOR THIS MEETING AND HOW HE
SHOULD CONDUCT HIMSELF AROUND VLADIMIR PUTIN.
AND APPARENTLY
DONALD TRUMP IS JUST GOING TO TALK ABOUT WHATEVER POPS INTO
HIS HEAD BUT THE REASON THAT THE AIDES ARE WORRIED ABOUT THIS IS
THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT VLADIMIR PUTIN IS VERY
EXPERIENCED, HE IS GOOD AT THESE SORTS OF MEETINGS HE IS
GOING TO
TRY TO MANIPULATE HIM IN SOME FASHION BUT LOOK AT WHAT THEY
ARE DOING TO GET HIM READY.
>>THAT IS NOT JUST EMBARRASSING FOR DONALD TRUMP, IT IS
EMBARRASSING FOR ALL OF US.
OUR LEADER IS A GUY WHO COULD ONLY
READ IN TWEET LENGTH
OF SENTENCES.
SAD, BABY.
>> WE ALREADY KNOW THAT HE HAS TO SAY HIS NAME OVER AND OVER TO
KEEP HIM INTERESTED IN THE PREP, BUT HE HAS GIVEN UP ON TRYING TO
GET THROUGH THE HARD MATERIAL.
HE HONESTLY THINGS THAT HE CAN
JUST SIT DOWN AND SHOOT THE SHIP WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN.
VLADIMIR
PUTIN IS GOING TO COME IN THERE WITH SOME EXTREMELY SPECIFIC AND
VALUABLE CONCESSIONS.
LIKE, HE KNOWS HOW TO PERSUADE, HOW TO
MANIPULATE, ESPECIALLY HOW TO GIVE HIM THESE COMPLIMENTS THAT
HE KNOWS DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO WANT.
GOD KNOWS WHAT A
COMPLEMENT TO DONALD TRUMP CAN BUY TO SOMEONE LIKE VLADIMIR
PUTIN.
IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS MOVED ON IN
HIS LIFE FROM HIS POSITION.
>> TO GIVE YOU SOME CONCRETE EXAMPLES ñ IF I WAS MERKEL I
WOULD'VE SAID BRING ME SOME SNAKES, I DON'T CARE IF THEY ARE
POISONOUS OR NOT, I WILL PUT THEM RIGHT NEXT TO THIS MOTHER
FUCKING.
GETTING PUSHED AROUND BY THIS GUY ñ BUT PUTIN HAS DONE
IT BOTH WAYS.
SOMETIMES HE CAJOLED AND SEDUCES.
AND OTHER
WAYS HE INTIMIDATES.
SO HE WAS WITH ROBERT KRAFT, THE GUY WHO
WAS THE OWNER OF THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, PUTIN LOOKS AT IT AND
PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND WALKS OUT.
THAT IS A TRUE STORY
CONFIRMED BY ROBERT KRAFT WHO IS A TRUMP SUPPORTING REPUBLICAN.
SO PUTIN, THIS IS WHO HE IS.
YES, HE PREPARES METICULOUSLY
AND WORKS VERY HARD AND IS GOING TO TRY TO GET THINGS FROM US.
AND HE HAS A LOT OF THINGS TO WORK WITH WITH DONALD TRUMP.
TRUM THINGS I'VE GOT THIS, I'VE ALREADY READ THE TWEET LIKE
SENTENCES.
SOURCES INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE SAY THAT HE NEEDS
PICTURES, NOT JOKING.
NOW THE PRETTY PICTURES ARE NOT ENOUGH,
A WHOLE PAGE IS NOT ENOUGH, WE ARE DOWN TO TWEET LENGTH.
PUTIN
ñ BAD GUY.
>> MAYBE A COUPLE OF GIFS COULD ILLUSTRATE EXACTLY WHAT HE
SHOULD DO?
>>MAYBE A WRESTLING VIDEO?
HE IS LIKE THE UNDERTAKER, YOU GET IT?
>> HE USES DIRTY TRICKS, IT IS LIKE A STREET FIGHT
BASICALLY.THERE IS SOME ADVICE ALSO GIVEN BY A FORMER KGB
OFFICER WHO SAID THIS.
BUT HE DOES LIKE MAKING SPONTANEOUS
DECISIONS.
HE CAN KEEP HIS OWN ATTENTION FOR THE SPAN OF A SENTENCE.
>>THERE ARE TWO THINGS GOING ON, EVEN TRUMP ADVISORS AND AIDS ñ
ESPECIALLY TRUMP ADVISORS AND AIDS REALIZE WHAT A SCHMUCK HE
IS.
THEY SAID DON'T LET HIM IMPROV ANYTHING BECAUSE HE WILL BUNGLE
IT.
IT IS REALLY TIGHTLY PRODUCE SO YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING STUPID
BECAUSE HE IS THAT STUPID.
AND THEY TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM IN
BITE-SIZE SENTENCES BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS A MORON.
SO THEY
KNOW THAT, THE GUYS WHO WORK WITH HIM.
SECOND PART OF THIS IS
THAT GUYS IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY ARE WASTING THEIR TIME
BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTUALLY ñ THEY SOUND LIKE THEY ARE EARNEST
PEOPLE TRYING TO GET WHATEVER THEY WANT, AND THEIR CASE ITS
RIGHT-WING POLICY SOME WHICH IS IN FAVOR OF US INTERESTS AND
SOME WHICH I DON'T AGREE WITH AND IS A BAD IDEA.
BUT TRUMP IS
GOING TO GIVE PUTIN WHAT THEY WANT BECAUSE THEY ALREADY MADE A
DEAL.
TRUMP WILL GO THERE AND SAY OKAY, MAYBE WE SHOULD LIFT
THE SANCTIONS.
I'M BEING FAIR TO THOSE REPUBLICANS WHO WORK AT
THE WHITE HOUSE WHO I CAN'T STAND.
YOU GUYS ARE VERY LIKELY
NOT TO KNOW WHAT DEAL TRUMP MIGHT HAVE MADE WITH THE
RUSSIANS ALREADY.
HE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT US INTEREST,
HE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT TRUMP INTEREST.
ALL OF THIS IS
PROBABLY FOR SHOW.
WHO ALREADY PLAYED HIS TRICKS, HE DID UP
BEFORE THE ELECTION, NOT AFTER THE ELECTION.
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO
GO IN THERE AND DO SOME SORT OF MASTER MANIPULATION, THAT
MISSION HAS ALREADY BEEN ACCOMPLISHED.

Aides Scrambling To Prep Trump For Putin Meeting

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