ANNOYING CUSTOMERS #2 | Dolan True Stories

● From sloppy boob money, to rubbing genitals on jeans the Planet Dolan crew re-enact even
more of the best true stories from our subreddit ‘Most annoying things we’ve seen customers
do’.
– I’m Doopie and today I’ll be your narrator
10 –RavenMouse Dolan The most annoying thing Dolan ever experienced
is when he worked in a restaurant.
Some customers would pay for their meal, but they would hold their bank card, or worse,
cash, in their mouth and proceed to hand it to him.
One time he was serving a couple at a fast food restaurant when the girl reached into
her tits, no bra included, and pulls out her credit card.
The card was WET when Dolan went to swipe it.
He told them to wait for a moment while he ran out the back and basically scrubbed all
of his skin off in the sink.
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9 - CourtneyDash62 Nixxiom Nixxiom was at a supermarket late at night
once when a pair of the loudest drunk people he had ever experienced walked in.
The girl of the couple was walking from aisle to aisle, singing at the top of her lungs
about cats taking shits, before singing racist chants to herself.
Her boyfriend, who was also wasted, was trying to kiss everyone in the shop, including Nixxiom.
Fortunately the security guard grabbed them and escorted them from the premises.
Everyone in the shop just stared at each other, unsure of what just happened.
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8 – kung_fu_ferret Pringle Pringle was working at a local coffee shop
once and his day started out like any other day.
He served his usual customers, and when it came to the end of the day, he and his co-workers
began cleaning the café.
He was quietly enjoying the serenity of the afternoon and thinking about how chilled out
his job was while he tied a garbage bag up.
He took the trash bag out the back door, but was stopped by something blocking the dumpster.
It was a customer.
The man looked Pringle straight in the eye, dropped his pants and took a big steamy shit
on the ground.
Not the greatest way to end a shift.
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7 – skirsk Cid When Cid was 19, he was working at Wal-Mart
stocking stuff on the shelves, when a big sweaty woman came up to him and yelled, "Hey
shit head!
Where the fuck are the bathrooms!?"
To which he responded, "Why are you yelling?" and then she replied, “Because I have to
take a massive shit!"
He pointed and said, “Uh, the toilets are to your right" She wiped her forehead and
said, "Thank you sir" while holding her stomach.
After a while Cid was called to clean the women’s bathroom.
To his horror, the toilet and the walls were completely covered in shit.
He still has nightmares about it to this day.
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6 – LightGoner Pandora Pandora was working at a supermarket once
when a woman walked up with some food in a clear package from the refrigerator aisle.
She was very concerned that there was visible water droplets inside the cling wrap.
Pandora politely explained to her that it was condensation.
She looked at Pandora in slight shock and asked "Yes, but how did the water get in there?"
She then had to give her a science lesson on water evaporation, which she could see
was blowing the woman’s mind.
Pandora could tell the woman didn’t believe her and she walked off to check her story
with another employee.
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5 – Shadowthebro SpinalPalm and Princess Proton
SpinalPalm and Princess Proton were once at a pharmacy casually browsing the items for
sale.
Another customer ran into the shop and grabbed a bottle of lube, ran up to the cashier who
was a young woman, he then proceeded to pull down his pants, lube up his junk and jerk
him self off.
Instead of being angry or scared, the cashier sighed and said to him, “Really?
You’re doing this again, Greg?”
SpinalPalm and Princess Proton headed straight for the exit, but as they were leaving the
pervert winked at SpinalPalm and said "Hey, handsome."
Police officers arrived shortly after and arrested the crazy customer.
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4 -Easterchu Emojie Emojie was working in a pet store once when
three kids burst into the store and ran straight to the puppies.
Without asking, they opened the cage and all the puppies ran for their lives.
The kids were chasing them all around the store.
Emojie managed to catch them and the poor dogs were shaking like they had been hunted
by wild predators.
The mother yelled at Emojie for not doing his job but luckily the boss stepped in and
told the mother to control her damn pesky kids.
They were banned from the store after that.
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3 – Skate-Scoot Melissa Melissa was waiting in line at a store once
when a woman was checking out in front of her.
The store had a raffle in order to raise money for breast cancer research.
When the cashier asked the woman if she wanted to buy a raffle ticket and donate to the cause,
the women said "No".
She then continued on to explain to the cashier that cancer is not real, it’s just a fungus.
She then said that if anyone who had "cancer" just ate an alkaline diet, the cancer would
just go away.
The cashier just stared at her for a moment before awkwardly saying "...Okay."
Before leaving, the woman added one more thing by whispering, "The government just doesn't
want us to know the truth."
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2 - Skye-Flyer Tolop Tolop once saw a woman in a clothes store
trying on pants, which wouldn’t be so unusual if she was using the changing rooms, but she
wasn't in the dressing room.
In the middle of the store, she'd take some pants off the rack, pull up her skirt and
shimmy into the pants.
When they didn’t fit, she would throw them on the ground without hanging them up.
The worst part of all, was that she wasn't wearing underpants.
He could see her entire downstairs squeezing into jeans that were clearly too small for
her.
It was super gross.
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1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever seen someone
do?”
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ANNOYING CUSTOMERS #2 | Dolan True Stories

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