Aunt Chippy Massage Prank

AND MUSIC FROM BRETT YOUNG IS ON
THE WAY.
FIRST I WANT TO INTRODUCE TO YOU
A VERY UNUSUAL MASSAGE
THERAPIST.
HER NAME IS DR. DOC.
>> THIS ISN'T YOUR TYPICAL
MASSAGE.
SHE'S ACTUALLY BITING HER
CLIENT.
>> YOU TASTE REALLY GOOD TODAY.
>> WHO WOULD ENDURE BEING BITTEN
LIKE THIS?
PLENTY INCLUDING LOTS OF
CELEBRITIES.
DOROTHY STEIN SAYS SHE HAS SUNK
HER TEETH INTO KATY PERRY, ADAM
LEVINE, SIMON COWELL, AND KANYE
WEST.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
SO I SAW THIS, AND I THOUGHT,
WHO WOULD HATE A MASSAGE LIKE
THIS MORE THAN ANYONE?
AND IMMEDIATELY MY AUNT CHIPPY'S
NAME CAME TO MIND.
SO WE BOOKED AN APPOINTMENT WITH
DR. DOT.
WE TOLD MY AUNT SHE WAS GOING TO
GET A MASSAGE WHICH SHE LIKES TO
GO DO.
WE DID FORGET TO MENTION THE
BITING THING BUT WE FIGURED
SHE'D FIGURE THAT OUT SOON
ENOUGH.
HERE NOW IS MY AUNT CHIPPY
ENJOYING A VERY UNUSUAL MASSAGE.
♪
>> HI.
I'M DR. DOT.
>> I'M SAL.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> Guillermo: I'M GUILLERMO.
NICE MEETING YOU.
>> I'M DR. DOT.
THEY CALL ME THE CELEBRITY
MASSEUSE.
>> SHE'S RUDE.
SHE DIDN'T INTRODUCE HERSELF.
>> THAT'S FINE.
I CAN ROLL.
>> I'M VERY EXCITED BECAUSE IT'S
A REAL SPA, NOT LIKE ONE OF
THOSE FAKE FRONT [ BLEEP ]
THINGS AND MY NEPHEWS ARE
ACTUALLY GOING TO BE NICE TO ME.
I THINK IT WILL WORK OUT VERY
NICELY.
MAYBE SHE'LL MAKE ME REALLY FEEL
GOOD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S DO THIS.
>> LET'S GO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Guillermo: YOU'RE GOING TO
FEEL GREAT.
YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL AMAZING.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
>> I DON'T THINK AUNT CHIPPY'S
GOING TO LIKE THE MASSAGE.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANYTHING.
>> WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD
A MASSAGE?
>> 2,000 YEARS AGO.
>> MUCH TOO LONG.
YOU SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE ONE
ONCE A MONTH.
>> WE'RE FROM BROOKLYN.
COULD YOU IMAGINE ME SAYING TO
MY NEIGHBOR I'M GOING TO GET A
MASSAGE?
SHE'D SET FIRE TO MY HOUSE.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> PEOPLE FROM BROOKLYN ARE
OFTEN WOUND UP.
THEY NEED TO RELAX.
>> YOU SHOULD RELAX NOW.
AND KNOW THAT PEOPLE FROM
BROOKLYN, BY THE WAY, NEED
MASSAGE MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN
THE WORLD.
>> YES.
THAT'S TRUE.
>> TAKE A NICE DEEP BREATH IN.
>> DO YOU THINK I'LL LOSE ANY
WEIGHT?
>> SHH.
>> SHH.
>> SO DR. DOT IS A FAMOUS
MASSEUSE WHO'S FAMOUS FOR BITING
HER PATIENTS.
AND AUNT CHIPPY DOESN'T KNOW
THAT YET, BUT SHE'S ABOUT TO
FIND OUT.
>> Guillermo: SHE DOESN'T KNOW?
>> NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
>> Guillermo: WOW.
>> WE HAVE A BETTER DEAL.
>> Guillermo: YEAH.
>> PEOPLE FROM BROOKLYN LOVE THE
PIZZA DOUGH METHOD.
>> THIS IS THE PIZZA DOUGH
METHOD WHERE I'M KNEADING YOU
LIKE A BIG PIZZA DOUGH.
>> YOU CAN EVEN TAKE SOME OF THE
DOUGH OFF ME.
>> PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN LOVE THAT
PIZZA DOUGH METHOD.
THEY'RE ALL ABOUT PIZZA.
>> YOU'RE MAKING MY TOES CURL.
>> I THINK AUNT CHIPPY'S GOING
TO LOVE MY BITE MASSAGE.
IT'S SHOCKING AT FIRST BUT THEN
AFTER IT'S THE MOST RELAXING
THING IN THE WORLD.
I THINK SHE'S GOING TO LIKE IT.
>> OKAY.
ANYTIME NOW.
>> OH.
>> HERE WE GO.
HOLD STILL.
>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S [ BLEEP ].
YOU DON'T BITE --
>> THAT'S MY BITE MASSAGE.
>> DON'T BITE!
>> LET ME TRY --
>> NO BITING!
>> I'M NOT GOING TO DRAW BLOOD.
>> I DON'T CARE.
DON'T BITE!
>> WHAT ABOUT A NIBBLE?
>> NOT EVEN A NIBBLE!
>> I DO THIS FOR A LIVING.
GO IN FOR ANOTHER BITE.
GO AHEAD.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
HEY!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
IT IS MY SPECIALTY.
WHAT ABOUT THROUGH THE BATHING
SUIT?
>> DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO BITING.
>> OKAY.
NO BITING.
>> I KNEW IT WASN'T GOING TO BE
GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHENEVER I'M INVOLVED WITH THIS
SON OF A BITCH IT'S NEVER GOOD.
>> HOW DID SHE KNOW?
>> IT'S A SPECIAL METHOD OF
MASSAGE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
>> ONE MORE BITE.
>> NOT EVEN -- [ BLEEP ]!
SWEAR TO GOD.
>> YOU CAN PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN.
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GOING TO
BITE YOU AGAIN.
SWEAR TO GOD.
YOU CAN KNOCK ME OUT.
>> AH!
WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH
YOU?
YOU STUPID --
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
PEOPLE?
YOU SICK SONS OF BITCHES.
>> ONE MORE TIME.
COME ON.
>> AH!
OOH, I ACTUALLY LEFT MARKS
THERE.
LOOK.
>> I'M AN OLD LADY!
I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE
TRUE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T WANT YOU TO KISS ME.
>> Guillermo: I WANT TO GIVE A
KISS.
[ CHEERS AND A

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