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(slow jazz music)
- [Man Off Camera] You've never smoked marijuana before?
- No, I've never smoked marijuana before.
- I was too busy raising children.
- I tried it once, and I'll tell you I was on a waterbed
with a very agreeable woman,
and listening to Rhapsody in Blue,
which I know lasts for about 18 minutes and 40 seconds,
and it lasted for, oh hell, two or three hours.
- I would say the majority of people
who self-identify as Christians,
they're probably not too down on smoking marijuana.
There's no biblical precedent for this really,
although I have to say I've known thousands
of Episcopalians and plenty of them smoke dope.
- You were so against it,
and so I've always been kind of afraid to like
talk about weed with my dad.
- Yeah.
- Stand by one.
- What do you do with this?
- Inhale.
- From here?
- Like, no.
Not that way.
Not that way.
- Am I breathing it through,
breathing through my mouth.
- Just inhale.
- Do it like you mean it.
- Oh this is gonna be fun.
- That's a big, are you sure?
That's a lot you just--
You might want to--
I'll help, you can just breathe.
(coughing)
- That's harsh.
- I can feel some tingle in my brain.
Can you? - I feel
like I'm smiling.
- This stuff has me twitchy.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah,
just a strong sativa. - What about this?
- It's kind of weird to look you in the eyes actually Cason,
when you're going, okay.
I'm high, you're high.
- This is actually pretty comfortable though.
I mean it's relaxed and,
I don't feel like I have to be in control.
It's pretty cool.
- So how long does this feeling last?
- You got a bucket?
Have you got a bucket?
- Quick.
- I'm feeling like I really don't care.
If I understand even.
- You look at the vastness of the universe,
mathematically there's no way
that there aren't other creatures in this universe.
- I agree with you. - Gotta be.
- Gotta be.
- I think I really inhaled a lot.
- Oh you did.
- I do not feel as high as they feel, to me.
I don't feel to me, as high as they look to me.
(vomiting)
- I think it certainly can be a gateway drug, yes.
- I'd like to respond to that too,
because if you look at it,
everyone who's a heroin addict started out drinking milk.
- Apparently.
I mean that's the argument about marijuana,
and I'm not sure that's true.
- There's so many health benefits,
you know like people with seizures and Parkinson's,
and it can help so many people.
- I really feel like the muscles here in my neck
seem not as tight.
And I see a lot of benefits for it.
- I totally lost track of what you were talking about.
- You look so awesome right now.
(laughing)
- Okay, hold on.
- You're laughing at me.
You can see me.
Are you laughing at me?
- Nobody breathe.
- Stop.
- [Man] It helps with a straw.
- Well I won't tell you what was going through my mind.
- [Man] What was going on through your mind.
- I thought it was a dildo,
but I've never seen anything on the end of it like this.
- You have a basic faith
in the world and the universe, you do.
And you might not call that God,
but there's something inside of you,
that really is a spiritual person, I can tell.
I just met you, but I can love you, because why?
Because I see you, and baba says,
when I see your face, I see the face of God.
- I like that.
- Have you ever watched pornography, Grandma?
- Yep.
My neighbor put the sheets up on the wall,
and his wife and I would sit there and we'd watch it.
I didn't tell Grandpa.
- What the fuck?
- I'd like to hit the bong again.
- I'll be the fire.
That would kill me.
- Am I a family?
- No.
- Definitely not.
- Unless I see your knees sir.
- Oh, coming to Broadway
this season, blank, the musical.
Okay, so it'd be the south,
or queefing?
What's queefing?
- Queffing?
- Queffing?
- Anybody know what queffing is?
- Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G.
Anybody know what that really is?
(bossa nova music)
- Aha.
- [Man] That's what it's about.
- Then let's do that one.
- All right.
- Coming to Broadway this season,
pussy farts, the musical.
- I'm watching a dirty movie tonight.
- Of course you are.
You dirty old lady.
- I could go iron now for days.
I love to iron.
- You do?
- Oh yeah.
- You're kind of weird.
- I like this guy, Carlos.
I like you.
Maybe this is the beginning of a friendship, right?
- The glow is happening.
- So, it kind of feels weird hugging
in front of all these people.
- I know, like why am I crying?
You know times really are changing,
it's so cool to like,
I mean like my Dad is so receptive.
- I don't know.
In the right circumstances, I suppose.
- Yeah, I'll smoke again.
- Probably.
- I would do it again,
if I can get this bag of chips open.
- I believe to the restroom, I hope so.
It's not for everyone.
- There you go.

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