Bongsunga School | 봉숭아학당 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15]

(Bongsunga School)
Hello.
Hello!
It's Kim Daehui.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm Kim Daehui, the teacher of Bongsunga School.
It's good to be here.
Bongsunga School is back again.
- It's Kim Daehui. / - It's a new... Yes.
- Quiet. / - Since we're starting new again...
Today's topic is new beginnings.
So a new beginning for Bongsunga School.
- Who wants to talk first? / - Me!
Very nice...
Who are you guys?
- We're from "Produce 101." / - "Produce 101?"
I haven't seen you on TV.
That's right. We didn't make the cut.
102nd, 103rd and 104th.
You guys say something too!
Don't be nervous! That's why you're 103 and 104!
Let's greet them first.
Hello, I'm...
Ryu Samuel.
Hello, I'm Song Daniel.
Hello.
I'm the lucky one. Jang Obok!
Did you see my decibels?
You guys can never be like me!
Because with your faces, you can't!
But why didn't you make the top 101?
For the dance mission, I took my pants off
instead of taking my shirt off.
What about you guys?
- For us... / - Don't talk so much!
Your ranking will only fall!
Because with your faces, you can't!
A phone call.
Hello?
YG?
I'm not joining!
Why wouldn't you join YG?
YG is Yang Hyeonseok's...
- YG Entertainment... / - It's a gig in Yanggu.
- Yanggu? / - $70 for a gig in Gangwon-do.
Including our meals.
- You guys coming? / - No.
Then who will get the $70?
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
Won't you do it with me?
Go sit down.
Sit down! Such weirdoes...
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, everyone!
These days, guys that live alone
are more popular than handsome guys.
I live alone! I'm Honnam!
People seem to look at guys
that live alone with pity.
I'm totally happy!
I feel sorry for couples.
Why do I have to spend the money I make
on some girl?
I'm so happy now.
I've invested all the money I made on myself!
On what?
- What are you saying? / - I'm sorry.
I'll tell you how great it is to live alone.
When couples eat,
they start fighting when they decide what to eat.
"What should we have?" "Whatever."
"Pork cutlets." "No deep fried foods."
"Spaghetti."
"No noodles."
"Then what should we get?"
"Whatever."
Dang it!
It drives you nuts!
Geez...
If you live alone, you can eat anything
you want anytime you want.
That's why for lunch yesterday,
I had 2 servings of sausage stew!
Wow, you must've been really hungry.
You ate 2 servings by yourself.
The minimum order for sausage stew is 2 servings.
I'm a picky eater.
It took me 5 hours to finish all that.
I went out for lunch and ended up eating dinner too.
But I'm still fine!
I got to eat what I wanted to!
Don't be like this.
You should get a girlfriend,
date her and marry her.
What's so good about marriage?
Nothing's good about marriage.
It's great living alone.
Nobody complains when you
come home late from drinking!
And you can take off your socks inside out
and nobody says a thing!
You could crack open a beer, drink it and chuck it.
Nobody says a thing!
You can turn the TV volume all the way up
and nobody says a thing!
That's how great it is to live alone.
I bet you're envious sometimes.
After hearing you out,
I am a bit envious of you since you live alone.
Right?
When I come home tired from work,
my little children come running
and greet me with kisses on the cheek.
My loving wife has a delicious dinner ready
and makes me eat it when I don't want to.
After eating, I'm so stuffed
but she serves me fruit cut up all pretty.
If I refuse her, she puts it in my mouth.
It's like torture.
Can you talk about it a bit more?
I felt a warmth in my heart.
Just talk a bit more.
That torture makes my heart feel so warm.
- I smell it! / - Smell what?
The smell of a living person...
Teacher!
Don't worry. I'll set you up with her.
Who is it?
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
- What's your rank? / - 102nd.
You need 102 hits!
Stop it.
You're so weak for a man!
Let's all have new beginnings as men.
- Say it with me. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
Who are you?
The strong man, Gangnam.
Kids these days are so weak just like kids.
- Say it with me. So weak! / - Weak!
You can't have a new beginning being this weak.
No way.
Look at this.
Kids these days like Pororo.
Pororo is too weak!
This is why he's not as popular
as Robocar Poli! Because he's weak!
Look.
Gosh! His hat is so weak!
Let's make him look strong!
- Man! / - Man!
- Pororo is a thuggish man! / - Man!
Even his body should be powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
- Pororo is a bulked up man! / - Man!
Lastly, his chest needs
this powerful tattoo!
- Man! / - Man!
- Pororo is a tattooed man! / - Man!
This is no longer Pororo.
He's Gang Leader Pororo!
He runs this turf!
- Now this is a man. / - Man!
- Go sit down. / - My turn is done, man.
Man!
Alright.
So chaotic.
Let's start class now.
Our first class is math.
Here's your question.
7,894 times 12 is what?
Solve it on your notebooks.
- 94,728. / - Wow!
- What was that? / - Hey!
An Gongsik! Precisely!
Teacher, I can't stand not being precise.
Alright.
It's precise. Sit down.
Here's the second question.
4,568 divided by 12 is what?
- 380.666666666.... / - That's enough.
- That's enough! / - My head hurts... 666666....
That's enough!
- Precisely, An Gongsik. / - So cool.
That's amazing.
Teacher, I can't stand not being precise.
My name is An Gongsik.
Alright.
Teacher, there's a problem that isn't precise.
- Yeah? / - It's this one.
What is it?
"Cheolsu gave Yeonghui 2 apples.
How many pieces of fruit does Yeonghui have?"
How is this not precise?
- What is it? / - It's so imprecise.
Where?
- What kind of boy is Cheolsu? / - What?
What?
Is it radio host Bae Cheolsu?
Or the Cheolsu that fixes viruses?
Or is it Korean American Charles?
No, that's... Totally unrelated.
Let me explain it simply.
Look.
I have 2 apples.
Then I give you the 2 apples.
Say that after you give them to me.
No... No!
Let's just say I have apples here!
I have apples here.
Then I put one, two apples into your hands.
Then how many apples do you have?
Zero. None.
- Say that after you give them to me. / - Geez!
No!
Alright! Hold on.
These are apples.
- They're apples. / - Yeah.
Let's say these are apples.
In your hands, I put one apple and two apples...
I gave you two.
Then how many apples do you have?
- 1, 2! / - Right!
Two tissues! Say that after you give them to me.
I did! You're holding apples now!
I said they're apples!
Let's just say they're apples!
- They're apples? / - Yeah!
Then eat them.
How could I eat that?
- Let's just say they're apples! / - Go sit down!
Who wants to talk next?
This is so boring.
This is so boring. No fun at all.
So boring, boring, boring!
This is why people don't watch TV.
There should be something stimulating!
Hello.
I am the stimulating 1-man broadcaster,
tainted elementary student,
BJ Kang Yuman!
Just as I promised, I shaved my eyebrows.
Can you see?
- Can you see I shaved my eyebrows? / - She did.
- Can you see or can't you? / - Hey...
Look here.
You might've promised the viewers
but a student shouldn't shave their eyebrows!
This guy is so annoying.
What?
That's a comment someone wrote!
So for today's first mission.
From ID Ryu Geunji.
He says he'll send 500 moon balloons
if I chug a bottle of soy sauce! 500 moon balloons!
I'm going to do this no matter what.
- Give me that. / - Soy sauce...
I'll film this.
- I'll take soy sauce... / - No!
See that? See that?
For real?
Here I go.
You didn't finish it.
It's so salty it's killing me!
- Are you okay? / - It's so salty!
You don't have to finish.
I see bubbles.
Isn't that coke?
It's all a scam!
- Who are you calling a scammer? / - A scam!
It is not a scam, man!
It's just gone bad
which is why there are bubbles!
No, it's a scam.
Why do you keep saying scam?
I didn't say anything.
I can't stand being a BJ, kids.
I'm quitting this show.
Everyone can leave! I'm so annoyed!
Why are you doing this?
Lee Changyun has sent 100 moon balloons.
Your scam was cute so I'll let it slide.
Thank you! Thank you!
I'll use it well!
- ♪ I feel so great ♪ / - What is this?
♪ Come on, come on, post comments ♪
- Sit down! / - ♪ I feel so great ♪
- ♪ Great, great, great ♪ / - Go sit down!
Let me just share the next video clip.
If this clip gets over 100,000 likes,
I'll shower in poop water.
So chaotic.
Who wants to talk next?
Gosh...
Goodness...
The principal.
Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the new principal of Bongsunga School.
I'm the 19th principal, Moon Gyojang.
Hello, Principal Moon.
Good to see you all.
- Daehui. / - Yes.
Congratulations on becoming teacher.
Thank you.
So this is the only show you do, Daehui?
Yes, that's right.
I promise that
there will be more jobs!
But I hear that this is also
your only show as well, Principal Moon.
Gag Concert comes first.
- Gag Concert is all about humor. / - Yes.
That's why I've prepared a widdle...
Riddle.
Right. I'll give you all a widdle.
The singers mish A...
miss A.
- What's their favorite wice? / - Rice.
miss A's favorite rice?
What is it?
I give up.
You don't know me.
- Thank you! / - That was so funny, dear!
So humorous!
Dear, your pants seem a bit short.
Let's pull these down.
The length comes first.
- Now this is what the trend is. / - Yes.
So fashionable! I want to copy you!
I love you.
So to all the students of Bongsunga School,
please continue to make the people laugh.
Okay.
- Make them laugh a lot. / - You're so kind.
- Thank you. / - So friendly!
- Make them laugh a lot. / - We're going now.
The face comes first.
I have no worries about Bongsunga School.
So reliable.
Principal Moon, we're needed at the cafeteria.
Dear, we promised to go on a date.
Love comes first.
- Let's go. / - Really?
Good-bye!
So everyone's done talking?
So then...
What's this sound?
Are you afraid of an unknown future?
I'll gather, gather and gather my power
to shed light on your future.
Excuse me, who are you?
Are you the skilled prophet...
Shinbong fairy?
I'm getting a feeling.
The smell of the sea.
- You! / - What?
- You went to the beach. / - Amazing!
- Really? / - How did you know?
I went to the beach! How did she know?
- I see tracks... / - Amazing!
I took the KTX!
Amazing! It's all accurate!
How did you know that?
Did you see my past?
What's wrong?
I saw on your Instagram.
I pressed like. Why didn't you like my photos?
I clicked that heart and got so mad
that I took it back!
Stop acting like a snobby celebrity!
That's how you'll get better.
- Mr. Kim. / - Yes?
I'm getting a feeling.
Again?
What is it?
- You're going to lose something. / - I will?
You'll soon lose money that you don't want to lose!
- Lose money? / - Teacher!
- Teacher, your car is being towed. / - My car! Why?
I parked it right! Why?
Hold on...
Losing money that I don't want to lose...
Amazing! How did you know?
What's wrong?
I reported you.
What was that?
Your car is too nice for what you make.
Sell that car now!
It's making me jealous!
Oh, my stomach hurts...
Reduce your spending!
- Yes. / - That's how you'll get better.
Gosh...
- Mr. Kim. / - Yes.
Don't you have a question for me?
Oh! How did you know?
- What the... / - I was just about to ask you.
Bongsunga School is back after 6 years.
What do you think the viewer ratings
for the next episode of Gag Concert will be?
The viewer ratings...
She has it.
It has come to me as a song!
A song?
38464!
38464...
- Kim Jongkook's... / - "Standstill."
- ♪ Standstill ♪ / - What are you doing?
Tell us how we can raise our viewer ratings.
- How to raise the viewer ratings... / - Yes.
It's coming to me as a song again!
- 58786! / - 58786?
- Big Bang's... / - "FXXK IT."
Geez! Class is over!

Bongsunga School | 봉숭아학당 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15]

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