Change Your Identity! -- DONG

Hey I’m Jake.
I am in a rush right now.
That’s why I’m filming on my phone because I need to do some showerti.me.
Which, is a DONG, something you can do online now guys.
Change up your identity with the Fake Name Generator which gives you a lot more than
a new name.
First set these three factors to your liking and if you have even higher standards check
out the advanced settings.
But I’ll just keep it simple for now.
I am Nansen L Larson. Here’s my phone number and my email address is NansenLLarson@armyspy.com
which I can actually turn into a real one if I want to but I’ll save that for...never.
I’m 5’8, 160 lbs and a piano prodigy
with Pianu.com which was recommended on Twitter.
This site teaches you how to play using the keyboard.
The lessons are more like practice sessions because when the falling rectangles get to
the note you have to press the corresponding key.
With chopsticks I have to get a score of at least 71.
Alright so I failed the first time...and the second...and the third...okay now I passed.
So it takes perseverance and lots of sweat but once you’ve conquered a song it’ll
give you the strength to continue your music career with
Electronium, an audio visual experiment that produces semi-terrifying music but once you
get past that fear it’s a lot of fun.
Click and drag around to alter pitch and frequency.
If you want to switch up the noises emitted click randomize.
This will change it as it’s making sound but if you want to start fresh just click
and drag some more.
Listen to this magical creation.
I wish I could listen to it over and over and over again with
Infinite Jukebox. Infinite Jukebox. Infinite Jukebox, which is another DONG that was suggested to us and
On this site you can select a song or just go for the default, Superstition and start
playing it from any point on the loop.
Click play and to listen again just choose the first note.
Do it all day until the sun goes away on
Eclipse MegaMovie.
Simulate the 2017 eclipse at any chosen location to get a feel for what you can expect.
This shaded region is the path but select anywhere on the map.
Down here indicates what part of the cycle happens at certain times.
It even gets dark when the sun is covered and you’ll notice that selecting a region
way out of the zone will not show the effects as much.
To keep with this trend of nature simulations check out
Waterfall cascades, a virtual waterfall.
It’s a great way to relax if you don’t have a waterfall inside your home. Which if you do, that's pretty awesome.
If you’d like a less intense experience reduce the spawn count for a lighter water
flow but if you’re feeling crazy then go all the way up to 10.
And if you just aren’t getting the bounce you’d like when the water drops hit these
circles then change that up too.
If like the droplets you want to plummet head to
Raptjs.com where you are in charge of two little stick figures and their journey to...this
place.
Use the arrow keys to control one and WASD for the other.
They must both reach the end for you to proceed to the next level.
Jump, run, avoid obstacles and use S to stop sliding down.
Look he’s sliding and...nope...sliding...nope.
Okay for real this time let’s go...Ha!
Okay no really let’s move on.
Make sure to avoid these spiky things of doom as you gently scrape your face against this
wall.
Ow Ow Ow you say. My face is being scraped against the wall. Ow.
Aww look they made it to the end together like
Draw Together which is a site derived from a previously featured DONG, autodraw.
On autodraw you start drawing and it will guess what it is with every stroke.
Millions of sketches on auto draw were compiled for this new site so that when you start the
designated assignment it will complete the rest based on these previous sketches.
So it might not turn out looking as realistic as on auto draw but it will be unique and
pop out like the popped bubbles on
The bubbles, where the goal of the game is to get all of them to achieve points.
The “H” bubble will pop a bunch at once and you can marvel as your score shoots up.
I am amazing but I do have quite a ways to go before I’m the best of all time so I’ll
be here for a while if anyone needs me.
Anyone? Nobody?
Hello?
Hello? Mom?
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below.
Also let’s go down here a little bit.
Look at all those Ethans.
Pretty cool shirt.
Good work guys.
Yeah links down in the description.
There’s a playlist here of DONGs.
I’m gonna go just think about you….in like a nice way.
Okay, and as always, thanks for watching.

Change Your Identity! -- DONG

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