- No, you're not coloring.
You're pleasuring. (laughing)
- I'm Lindsay.
I'm Josh.
- She's my girlfriend.
- We've been dating--
- We'll say it at the same time.
- Nine months? - Six months.
Nine months, nine months.
- Four years as of like yesterday.
(laughing)
- Yeah.
Why are you taking so long to answer that?
- God, nothing, I'm pretty, oh wait no, go.
- I don't--
Um.
(laughing) Let me think.
- That we would have more sex.
- I have a hard time, like, just expressing
my sexuality, I think.
- I feel like we kind of get distracted sometimes
and we forget.
- I'll be honest, I don't usually orgasm
during sex with a partner.
I usually kick him out of the room and then I masturbate.
- I'm obviously fuckin' killin' it over here.
- I think that you could be the initiator more often.
- Stop stopping until I say stop.
- Slow down.
She just like (clapping) goes, like so fast.
The female version of jackrabbit, that's you.
You're the rabbit jacking me.
- Oh, our parents are gonna be watching that.
- Like if were to like come in the room in lingerie,
I would be far more likely to want to have sex
than if you get in bed naked like you do every single night
and then you say, "I'm super horny."
- I think he wants me to have more dirty talk
and I just--
- No, I actually didn't ask her that.
I don't know where you get that thing.
- I think you do. - I didn't ask her that.
- Sometimes I'm really close and then you stop
and then it just goes away and you have to start
all over so you're just making more work for yourself.
- Well then don't be so tight so I can't breathe.
- I'm not. - Yes you are sometimes.
And I'm like (inhaling) give me a breath.
- You know I wait all day and then
30 seconds, two minutes and it's over.
But it's really good.
- We probably always, and I literally mean always,
need to use lubrication.
- You gotta, like, you know, turn me on a little bit first.
Make me want it.
You can't just go up in there.
My body needs attention, not just one spot of my body.
- It's just so addicting I just wanna just do it.
- We could try, like, role playing.
Um.
You'd be like, I don't know, the dirty teacher or something
who caught me cheating.
- Lace, I'm a fan of lace.
Matching underwears and bras.
Ties, like things that tie up.
- How long do I have to wait until I can just (slapping).
- Until I tell you to.
- What the hell?
"Until I tell you?"
I'm like a ram, ready, and you're like,
"No, you gotta warm me up more."
And I'm like "Damn this has been like five minutes."
- I like
spontaneousness.
Like if I'm washing dishes, I don't know, like.
- I would like to learn what actually gets you off.
You know, there's clitoral tissue inside
and clitoral tissue outside so if I'm not
doing the outside right, then I'd like to learn
the right thing to do.
- I really enjoy performing oral sex on her.
- I do it to you. - You, not so much.
- What on Earth is that?
- That's not happening.
- No, I'm not doin' that.
- What do you? Oh. (laughing)
(laughing) - No.
- Hm.
Um.
- What would like me to do?
Lick this thing?
- Don't do it, don't do it.
He's bullying you.
- Okay, the tongue has a muscle.
Don't use it so strongly.
- Okay.
- Just play with the outside
like that and then you're gonna play with the.
- I just like to stick it in!
- That's what teasing is called.
- The only thing I will point out
is this is quite important.
- Like go up to like the top part and like.
- Like the clit? - Uh huh.
- I can never find the clit.
- With this hand you can just be kind of
rubbing the shaft lightly.
- Yeah, I guess I'm just kinda like,
I just wanna do one thing at a time.
Either I'm give you a blowjob or I'm giving you a handjob.
- Don't demonstrate, I cannot take that visual
out of my head.
- I can't think of it. - If you demonstrate.
- I wanna spend more time between your legs
eatin' you out.
- I actually don't like being eaten out all that much.
You like the stuff that I like,
don't really like care about.
I just like a dick inside me.
- I just wanna pleasure you more.
- 'Cause you won't stop stopping until I say stop.
- We all need oxygen, you know.
- I love you and I want us to work out
and so I know we have to have a lot more sex.
It's not like a chore.
We just gotta work on it.
- Maybe we just need to have like more
slow vanilla sex, blah.
- No, like foreplay is sometimes the best play, I think.
- Okay, more foreplay.
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