If your teleport device worked, you could join me.
You said, "I'm so naked."
Wink face.
- Oh I'm so sorry mom and dad.
- [Interviewer] Who are you and how
do you guys know each other?
- My name's Payton.
- And my name's Rob.
- We met at dance.
Pro ballroom dancer right here.
- Three months.
- Been married - Married
- Almost six months.
- Yeah going strong.
- Yes we do.
- I'm kind of petty so yes.
(giggles)
- I never really consider there's much to talk about.
- I wish he would talk more.
I would have them all over for a dinner party
if it was up to me.
- Mmmm.
(giggles)
- Oh shit.
- Okay, what, wait.
Like my dating apps?
- I have some pictures and postcards and some letters.
- Okay. - Alright.
- Oh.
- Woah.
(laughs)
- No.
I was gonna select it.
- Here you go.
- Wait I didn't find what.
- No.
- Oh wait.
- How do you know I'm awake haha.
Why are you awake?
She says, "Okay sexy."
- Good morning, hope you made it to work
and aren't too exhausted.
(snorts)
- Haha wasn't too sure if I was goin' too far or not
with the kissing, and there's like three G's.
(laughs)
- Babe, I love you okay?
- So where should I read from?
Handsome dude.
Not as handsome as me.
- She said I still love you.
I never wanted to forget something
so badly I wish I could.
And then fucking hours later it says good morning
and Tenille responds with Good morning how are you?
Like nothing ever happened.
- I don't really know how to move slow with you.
Oy.
- Just popping in.
You took a picture the other day.
Your bikini made your boobs look good.
Oh my God.
- You deleted some stuff.
- No I think Facebook deleted stuff.
- Yeah!
- Who's butts are these?
- This is so embarrassing.
- Oh she calls her babe like three days
after my birthday.
That's pretty impressive.
- Well my little girl, that's very weird.
It's your first day of school and I just
wanted to tell you to play nice when you're at recess.
This is fucking weird.
- What is this in context to?
You wrote something like, "You're a bitch hahaha.
"I'd pound that shit into the ground yo."
- She said I wanna fuck.
- How many times did you sleep with him?
- I don't know.
How many times did you sleep with your girlfriend?
- Was it like 100, 1000?
- I don't know.
- Okay.
- I think I'm gonna.
- Blah blah blah.
Okay just, up.
- I can't read these.
I'm like really pissed.
This is a really sensitive ex and I thought
they had really killed it.
- Oh the long conversation!
- No no no no.
That's too personal.
- Oh this bitch is talking about Asians.
Fuck you bitch, I bet that Asian girl is way cuter than you.
- Oh.
- Hey!
- I think I found a good one.
Did you get any sleep last night?
Sorry for molesting you.
Lol.
No I felt warm and safe.
- This is, we were just cuddling.
- You did blame huh?
- That was just cuddling.
- You know you wanted to hug me
and pick you up off the ground.
You know you like when I dominate you.
- What?
- It's not even serious.
- Alright.
- I can tell you the last couple days
have sucked balls for me.
You seem happy and I hope you are
but this was so uncool, sad face.
- Did you broke his heart babe?
- No, he broke my heart.
- He broke your heart?
- Everyone breaks my heart.
- Asshole.
- All those assholes.
- That cunt.
- I have the biggest problem with
the ex right before me just 'cause
that's the last guy that was like.
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