Dane DeHaan's Obsession with His Baby Girl Got His Car Stolen

-Last time you were on our show,
we were so psyched to have you on.
You were almost a dad. -Yeah.
-And now you are a dad.
-I am. -Yeah.
-Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah. -Get ready for this.
You have a beautiful baby girl.
-Yeah. -Named Bowie.
And wait till you see this beautiful baby.
Oh, my goodness.
Aw! -I know. She's the best.
-I mean just the greatest, right?
-Yeah. -It just -- Are you just melted?
You just melt. -It's a whole new thing, man.
-Yeah. -You know, like, I --
I had a -- You know, I had a dog always.
And I really love my dog, like, a lot, you know?
And I felt like my love for my dog
was equal to that of a human child,
but then Bowie was born,
and it's just like this whole new thing.
I love her so much more than my dog now.
[ Laughter ]
Sorry, Franny, but I do.
-No, Franny, he still loves you. It's just, yeah --
It's just that he loves the baby a little bit more now.
-And I'm just obsessed, and it's like it's my entire world.
Like, my car got stolen the other day.
-Why? -Because I parked the car
and Bowie was in her car seat, and I got out of the car
and I was so focused, like, getting her
and putting her in the stroller and putting her in the apartment
that I forgot to turn the car off
and take the keys out of the car.
So I just left it parked on the side of the street running.
-In Brooklyn?
-In Brooklyn. [ Laughter ]
Yeah.
-The thief was like, "Are you kidding me?
This is fantastic."
-I know. He barely even stole it.
He just was -- I basically gave him the car.
[ Laughter ]
And then -- -You lent a thief a car.
How long -- Did you get it back?
-It was -- It took a week to get it back.
-Yeah.
-And it smelled like a party in there.
I mean, the guy -- -Yeah, he went for it.
-He definitely had a good --
He or she definitely had a great time.
-Yeah, they enjoyed themselves.
-Yeah, so the car went up for auction.
We got another car, and then I did it again.
[ Laughter ]
And I parked the car on the side of the street
and I left it running for seven hours.
And I was out walking my dog, and I walked by the car
and just sitting on the side of the street running,
and I, like, quickly [Laughs]
ran to the car and turned it off,
and I haven't done it since.
So I'm feeling like I'm starting to really --
starting to really figure it out.
-Well, priorities, priorities.
As long as the baby, that's all you really care about.
-I'm just -- Yeah, it's a whole new thing.
-Are people giving you just advice left and right
and telling you what to do?
-Everything.
People have advice about everything.
-Yeah, I don't. I have nothing to tell you.
-I really appreciate that.
-Yeah, because -- -Yeah.
-My thing is, no spoilers.
-Yeah.
-I want you to enjoy this.
I want you to experience having a baby.
And then we'll talk about it when the baby's older.
-Yeah, nice.
-Yeah, you'll be like, "Yeah, that happens?"
"Yeah, that does happen."
It's insane. It's totally insane.
We got, like, a stack of books and everything.
I didn't -- I didn't read one of them.
-I have some books.
I haven't read any since she's been born
because it's like you don't have time to read books, you know?
-Do you do the thing where she's upside down in your arm
and you rock her like that or something?
-No. Is that your advice?
-Someone will give you that advice.
-Okay. I hold her on my shoulder.
She's, like, obsessed with being on my shoulder.
It's the sweetest thing. -She's so tiny, right?
-Yeah, she's tiny. She was born 5 pounds 2 ounces.
-Ooh. -I know. She's so sweet.
-Gonna get bigger and bigger.
-She'll be crying, and then I put her on my shoulder,
and she stops immediately.
It's like her favorite place in the world is on my shoulder.
-Oh, my gosh. Cutest thing ever.
-It's killer. -Let's talk about this movie.
What a trippy movie.
Of course, Luc Besson, who is just -- He's brilliant.
-Yeah, he's amazing.
-No, he's just -- I don't even understand his mind.
-Yeah, and this is the movie
he's wanted to make his entire life.
So he's been reading these comics since he was 8 years old,
"Valérian and Laureline."
And, you know, his imagination is so vast, so crazy,
and it's almost as if technology
has finally caught up to his imagination.
You know, and he's able to take you through all these worlds
and all these aliens, and I play Valérian.
Cara Delevingne plays my sidekick, Laureline.
-I love Cara. Fantastic. -She's awesome. Yeah.
-But you had to do all this acting.
I saw a photo of you guys
just in front of just all green screen.
There's no -- nothing real.
-Yeah, barely anything real 90% of the time.
I mean, it's -- There's so many special effects.
-Besides you, obviously. -Yeah, right.
But there are so many special effects in the movie, you know?
It's like -- It's crazy. -It's so much fun to go see.
I want to show everyone a clip.
Here's Dane DeHaan
in "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets."
Take a look at this.
[ Alarm blaring ]
-Okay.
What's the shortest way there?
-North-northeast 113 degrees.
-60, 70, 80, 90.
That leads me straight into a wall.
-You said you wanted the shortest way.
-[ Sighs ]
[ Beeping ]
♪♪♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Dude! I mean, that is the most coolest thing.
Imagine seeing that in 3-D.
-It's so amazing in 3-D. -Go see it in 3-D.
-It's the best 3-D in a long time.
-Go check it out. It's out this Friday.
Dane DeHaan, everybody.

Dane DeHaan's Obsession with His Baby Girl Got His Car Stolen

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