Guillermo Back-to-Back with Stars at Disney's D23 Expo

FIRST THIS WEEKEND, DISNEY HAD
THEIR BI-ANNUAL D23 EXPO AN
EVENT THEY HOLD IN ANAHEIM, THE
BRIGHTEST STARS IN THE DISNEY
UNIVERSE GATHER TO DELIGHT THE
FANS.
AND GUILLERMO WAS THERE TO
ENTERTAIN THEM.
HERE HE IS BACK-TO-BACK AT D23.
>> I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT
QUESTION.
>> YES, SIR.
>> IF YOU WERE A DISNEY PRINCESS
WHICH WOULD YOU BE?
>> I WANT TO WEAR A DRESS, I
WANT TO WEAR A WIG, I WANT TO
WEAR LIPSTICK.
I WANT TO BE BELLE.
>> I'D LIKE TO BE AERIAL I THINK
I WOULD BE A PRETTY GOOD LOOKING
MERMAID.
>> SO YOU THINK A FISH IS SEXY.
>> I WANT GO THAT FAR.
>> IT'S OKAY IF YOU HAVE A FISH
THING.
CAN YOU TEAM MECH ME TO DO THE
FORCE.
>> EVERYONE HAS POTENTIAL TO
BECOME A JEDI MASTER.
>> SO DO I DO "JOGA" OR WHAT DO
I DO.
>> JOGA IS GOOD.
>> I'M GOING TO BE BLIND FOLD TO
INTERVIEW THE NEXT STAR.
SIR, ARE YOU WHITE?
CHRIS EVANS?
>> NOPE.
>> HEY DON CHIDL.
>> YEAH.
>> WHICH IS THE WORSE ACTOR YOU
EVER ACTED WITH.
>> YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND I
DID THAT THING.
AND I HAD TO SLAP YOU WITH THE
FISH.
>> NO I DON'T LIKE FISH.
>> FISH HIM UP.
>> FISH, FISH, FISH!
>> YOU WERE PRETTY BAD.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, ME?
OKAY.
I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU.
>> OH, GOOD.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
>> WHOSE THERE.
>> I.
>> I WHO?
>> I'M YOU'RE FATHER.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE JOKE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> UH, KINDA.
>> DO YOU DIE IN THE MOVIE?
>> UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I -- I -- I DON'T KNOW.
I HOPE NOT.
>> OKAY.
IF YOU BLINK YOU DIE IN THE
MOVIE.
>> HA.
>> I'M WATCHING VERY CLOSE.
>> OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH!
>> YOU DIED.
EXCLUSIVE-O!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME.
>> I'D LOVE TO MAN.
>> OKAY.
WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND THIS IS
ONE OF YOUR MOVIES.
>> WHO DESIGNED THE CROTCH OF
YOUR ACTION.
>> MY WIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO WE GOT A SCENE FROM THE
MOVIE.
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
MOMENT.
>> NO, NO, MARY POP INS DOESN'T
MAKE OUT WITH PEOPLE.
>> NO?
>> NO THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE DOES.
>> BUT SHE DOES IN THIS MOVIE.
>> NO SHE DOESN'T.
>> IN THE MEXICAN MOVIE SHE
DOES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU GO FIRST.
BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE MOVIE.
>> WHY HAVE YOU COME TO MY
ISLAND?
>> OH, TO HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU.
>> DID YOU BOOK AN ADVANCE.
>> YES, I MAKE A RESERVATION TWO
MONTHS AGO.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> HEY GUILLERMO HOW ARE YOU.
>> I'M DOING GREAT MR. COOKOO.
>> NO THAT'S NOT MY NAME MY NAME
IS DR. STEVEN STRANGES.
>> OKAY MR. DOCTOR.
>> JUST DOCTOR.
>> ALL RIGHT DOCTOR, MR. DOCTOR.
>> WHATEVER.
>> THIS IS A GREAT HEAD RUB.
>> THIS IS A GREAT MASSAGE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M CLOSE TO
SPIDERMAN.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M RUBBING
HEADS WITH GUILLERMO.
>> I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL JOKES
FOR A FEW DAYS.
>> OH, I CAN TELL YOU A JOKE IF
YOU WANT TO.
>> TELL ME A JOKE.
>> FOUR MEXICANS IN THE CAR
WHOSE DRIVING?
ONE OF THE MEXICANS?
>> NO THE POLICE.
>> DO YOU WANT BACK-TO-BACK
SNACK?
>> THAT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT I
GUESS I'M HERE FFRMTZ RIGHT.
SURE.
>> PLUS YOU LOOK A LITTLE
HUNGRY.
ALL RIGHT.
AND YOU TAKE A BITE.
THIS IS BACK-TO-BACK SNACK.
>> THIS IS WORST THAN I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE.
>> IN AMERICA WE CALL IT A CORN
DOG.
>> OH, THAT'S VERY NICE.
>> IS IT GOOD?
>> YEAH IT'S NICE.
>> YOU GOT SOME.
>> I GOT SOME, YEAH.
>> YOU WANT A LITTLE BIT MORE.
>> NO I'M GOOD.
>> TRY.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> IT'S GOOD FOR FREE.
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
>> AND THIS IS AN EXIT SURVEY.
>> GOT IT.
>> WHAT TO START WITH GOOD
QUESTIONS.
>> FIVE.
>> GOOD JOB.
>> HOW WAS MY GOOD QUESTIONS?
>> TWO.
>> WHAT?
WHY ONLY TWO?
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY
ENTIRELY UNDERSTOOD.
>> WHAT ABOUT MY BOLUME".
>> I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A THREE
IT WAS PRETTY AVERAGE.
WASN'T TOO PROJECTED.
WAS FINE.
>> WHAT ABOUT MY SMELL?
>> YOU SMELL DELICIOUS.
LIKE HAPPINESS AND PICO DEGALLO.
>> FOUR.
>> I SAY 15.
>> WOW.
GOOD.
ARE YOU HEARING ME?
CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS?
BACK-TO-BACK KISS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MY GOD THIS IS SO IMPOSSIBLE,
HUH.
WHAT ABOUT MY SEXINESS.
>> WELL I COULD ONLY SEE YOU
FROM BEHIND BUT I LIKE WHAT I
SAW I GIVE YOU A FIVE ON THAT
ONE TOO.
>> OH, WOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> THANK YOU, YOU CUTIE
PATOOTIE

Guillermo Back-to-Back with Stars at Disney's D23 Expo

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