THE SHOW.
(APPLAUSE) OH, FOLKS YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT,
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN ACTOR BEST KNOWN FOR THE LAST KING OF
SCOTLAND, A TOINMENT AND OF COURSE AS THE PROFESSOR X WHO
ISN'T PATRICK STEWART.
PLEASE WELCOME JAMES McAVOY.
(APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU DOING.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ON AGAIN.
>> Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> BEEN GOOD, BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HAIR.
>> I KNOW.
I KNOW.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN SHOOTING X.
>> I'VE BEEN SHOOTING X AND I'M GETTING READY TO SHOOT "SPLIT"
WHICH ISN'T SPLIT, IT IS SOMETHING ELSE.
>> Stephen: A SEQUEL TO SPLIT.
>> A SEQUEL TO SPLIT, OH, THANK YOU.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: WHEN YOU, WHEN YOU GET A HAIRCUT, DO PEOPLE HANG
OUT OUTSIDE THE BARBER TO SEE HOW SHORT IT IS GOING TO BE, TO
SEE IF THERE IS ANOTHER X-MEN MOVIE DOWN THE LINE.
BECAUSE IT GIVES IT AWAY UNLESS YOU ARE PLAGUE THE DALAI LAMA.
>> THE THE THING IS WHEN I FIRST GOT MY HAIR SHAVED NOBODY
RECOGNIZED ME, NOBODY KNEW WHO I WAS, THAT WAS GREAT.
I WAS WALKING AROUND MONTREAL WHERE WE FILM X-MEN AND IT WAS
LIKE HAVING FAKE GLASSES AND MUSTACHE AND NOSE ON AND ALL
THAT STUFF.
NOW WHEN IN SPLIT YOU TAKE YOUR HAT OFF AND EVERYBODY IS LIKE
HEY, IT'S THAT BALD GUY, THAT WAS IN THAT-- YOU KNOW, HE'S THE
GUY WITH THE THING AND THE GUY WITH-- AND HE'S LIKE-- YES, YES,
CAN WE GET A PICTURE.
AND I'M LITERALLY, HAVE I BEEN IN THE MIDS ELF A TEARFUL
FACETIME CONVERSATION WITH LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE, A PICTURE?
AND YOU'RE LIKE, DUDE, YOU CAN SEE I GOT TEARS I'M CRYING, I
AIBT ACTING.
>> Stephen: THAT LOOKS GREAT ON THE INSTAGRAM, KEEP THE
TEARS.
YOU SAY YOU SHOOT IN MONTREAL.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WE ALL KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS PHOTO GOT OUT.
THIS IS YOU AND THE CAST OF-- OF X-MEN DARK PHOENIX, THE NEXT
ONE.
AND THERE YOU ARE.
AND THE MAN RIGHT BEHIND YOU IS THIS DUDE RIGHT THERE, IS JUSTIN
TRUDEAU.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
HE WAS REALLY COOL.
AND I LOOKED AT THIS PICTURE THE OTHER DAY, RIGHT, AND WHAT I
NOTICE IS THAT MYSELF AND MY GIRLFRIEND LISA, WE'RE TRYING TO
DO IT.
BUT NOBODY ELSE IS ACTUALLY MANAGING IT.
THE ONLY TWO FRENCH CANADIANS IN THE PICTURE ARE THIS MAN AND
THIS LADY, SAMANTHA, RIGHT, SAM.
AND THEY ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT SMILE WITH BOTH SETS OF
TEETH SHOWING.
DO YOU NOTICE THAT?
PEOPLE SMILE LIKE THIS.
AND THE THING IS-- .
>> Stephen: THEIR MOUTHS ARE ALSO OPEN A LITTLE BIT.
IT'S THIS, IT'S.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE THEY ARE ABOUT TO BITE YOU.
>> YEAH, WITH COOL AND WITH LIBERALISM.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> AND WITH ALL OF THAT COOL STUFF.
>> Stephen: THE QUESTION THAT THIS RAISES.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THE QUESTION OBVIOUSLY THIS PHOTO RAISES IS
WHAT IS JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S X-MEN MUTANT POWER OTHER THAN MAKING
US WISH WE LIVED IN CANADA.
>> GOOD HAIR, I WOULD SAY.
>> Stephen: FANTASTIC HAIR.
ALL OF YOUR HAIR WENT TO HIM.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: HE SUCKED OUT OTHER PEOPLE'S-- HE'S LIKE THE
ROGUE OF HAIR STYLES.
>> THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I GET MY VISA TO WORK IN CANADA,
ACTUALLY, CAN TRUDEAU GET YOUR HAIR, DONE, I GET MY VISA.
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF HAIR, DO YOU MAINTAIN YOURSELF?
DO YOU HAVE A RAZOR YOU MAINTAIN, DO YOU DO THE WORK
YOURSELF?
>> I-- NO, IF I'M NOT WORKING I LET IT GROW OUT.
AND EVERY MORNING I GO AND WORK.
AND AT THE MOMENT ANIK SHAVES MY HAIR TWICE.
>> Stephen: TWICE A DAY, WAXING, LOTION, WHAT GOES ON.
>> NO WAXING, NO LOTION.
>> Stephen: NO LOTION.
>> WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF MOISTURIZER.
YEAH.
ACTUALLY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAVE HAD A TINTED DAY CREAM ON
THERE ONCE.
>> Stephen: A TINTED DAY CREAM.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF IF YOU CAN NOTICE, IN A SLIGHTLY NEO
NAZI-- WAY, MY FACE IS DARKER THAN MY SKULL.
STRANGELY SORT OF-- I'VE NEVER SEEN THE SUN KIND OF SCALP THING
WHICH IS WHITER THAN WHILE.
AND SOMETIMES WHEN I'M GOING OUT FOR DINNER OR WHATEVER I FEEL A
BIT SELF-CONSCIENCE ABOUT T AND LET'S SAY HAVE I NOT GOT THE TWO
DAYS GROWTH THAT I HAVE RIGHT NOW STRKS EVEN MORE BLINDING
WHITE, AND SLIGHTLY OFF-PUTTING FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE AN AVERSION
TO SKIN HEADS, SO I PUT A LITTLE BIT OF TINTED MOISTURIZER, DAY
CREAM ON THERE.
AND SUDDENLY PEOPLE ARE LIKE OH, YOU'RE LIKE-- YOU'RE LIKE
PATRICK STEWART, YOU'RE FRIENDLY, YOU'RE NICE.
PEOPLE STOP CROSSING THE STREET.
>> Stephen: I LIKE HOW YOU SAY TINTED DAY CREAM.
IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING PLTION McGONAGEL WILL PUT IN HER TEA.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK BUT WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES
McAVOY, STICK AROUND.